I'll be staying with my family for some time, so I need a lot of good stuff to read.
No manga/webcomics, I got enough of those.

Just simple entertaining text please.

It doesn't matter if it's good long green texts, 2003 internet stories, short books, whatever.
Last time I read through bash and BOFH and a few years of green text for example. Something in that vein would be great, but like I said any text based entertainment is fine.

Alternatively, suggest other safe-for-family-is-sitting-behind-me activities.