>>439831-Recruit! Don't sleep while watching the stove!-
-Perk.. what? (Perkele, finnish swear word)
-What the hell!
-I am the spirit of this stove! :-D EBIN
-Because you have kept the stove burning the whole night, you get three wishes :--D
-I wish for one billion euros! And billion ES! (Energy Drink) And a night with corporal Justiina :--DD
-Or should i wish for one billion days of exemption...
-Good wishes! Now you just need to pour some wishing water to this magical stove! :-D
-You mean this?
-Yeah, just that
TENT EXPLODED IN HÄTILÄ
RECRUIT DRANK TWO LITERS OF HAAND DISINFECTANT AND POURED PETROL TO THE STOVE.
(Ten people hospitalized)
(First Lieutenant Spurdo: Fucking fuck)
