>>480288Bruh you have no idea how weak that material is. People used to spam Monogatari threads with gore back when it first started airing in 2009, there is literally nothing you can do to Monogatari fans that would phase them at this point. Also what you said is basically the reason they already like it. Step up your game nigga.
As for OP, you can give up any serious trolling on /a/, the best you can hope for is maybe derailing a thread for a while before the janitors delete all your posts.
Here's a few tried and true troll tactics that still get (you)s on /a/:
1) pretend to be a streamfag, post a screenshot with a streaming watermark on it like KissAnime and wait for somebody to call you out on it, then make an offhand comment like "so what I stream all my anime", wait for more replies, then go all in with "streaming is superior to torrenting" and watch the thread get completely derailed. If you try to go all in too soon it's way too obvious you're trolling and people just ignore and report your posts instead. But when done well it guarantees (you)s.
2) Go into any random harem or cute girl anime thread and start shitting on one of the characters that people post a lot. This works better if you actually know the anime a bit and can tailor your insults, but people can be so defensive of their favorite girls that it often isn't necessary. This is probably the laziest one you can do and it usually doesn't net very impressive results, but it's very easy to stay under the janitor's trolldar and keep it going for a while.
3) Find a popular seasonal show and start talking about how it's flopping. This used to be more effective but a lot of /a/ have become jaded to salesposting and just disregard it now, you can still get some decent mileage out of it usually.
4) Find a loli thread and start calling them pedos. Warning: you will be banned for this, but it never fails to derail the thread.
