I'm being urged by the boomers to do something special for my birthday this year (spent the last 2 working and the one before that drinking alone). What should I do exactly?

>have barely any money and don't expect to receive any
>only friends I have who aren't straight edge live really far away so no drunken fun
>friends I do have nearby are too autistic to take to dinner or something
>GF would probably think I was a loser if I wanted to spend it with her

The fuck else is there? I'll happen to be staying with my parents this year as well and I NEED to avoid pic related. I'll tell them I'm going out and then sleep in my car in a parking lot if I have to.