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I need some excuses

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 05:11:12 No.646014 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>646016 >>646144 >>646425 >>646492

What are some good excuses encase I get caught watching porn? I need an excuse for each genre.
>excuse for normal straight porn
>excuse for vanilla hentai
>excuse for yuri hentai
>excuse for tentacle hentai
>excuse for trap hentai
>excuse for ladyboy/tranny/shemale
>excuse for gay porn
>excuse for lesbian porn
>excuse for incest/step family member porn.
And thats all the genres of porn I watch I'm an extreme degenerate that needs help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 05:28:12 No.646016 Report

Quoted By: >>646017

>>646014
I dunno for tranny/trap/gay porn, you either need a really good excuse if you don't want people to think you're gay or admit you're gay.
But for the other genres I think just tell them you're watching porn? There's really nothing wrong with watching porn, everyone does it. Normal porn and hentai is fine, it's not uncommon for straight males to enjoy lesbian porn so lesbian porn and yuri is fine, people might think you're a bit weird but tentacle is also fine desu, and as for incest porn you just tell them that you find the girl/boy is hot and don't really care about the incest part and it'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 05:31:14 No.646017 Report

Quoted By: >>646028 >>646033 >>646040

>>646016
Except I'm a christian whom are not supposed to watch porn, yet i keep failing to my sinful desires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 06:37:11 No.646028 Report

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>>646017
So do you, personally, disapprove of what you are doing?

If yes, then why are you looking for an excuse? No excuse will help with your own disapproval, as you know perfectly well that it's an excuse.

If not, and you are doing this for the sake of other people's disapproval, stop caring what others think about your private interests. Problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 06:56:00 No.646033 Report

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>>646017
>I'm a christian
Religious assholes are not entitled to my help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 07:20:21 No.646040 Report

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>>646017
I don't recall god explicitly stating watching porn is a sin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 09:06:37 No.646065 Report

Quoted By: >>646143

Excuse like someone checked your history and asked you about it while you were away from the PC? or like excuse like someone walked in and you had your dick out while the video/audio was playing full blast?.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 11:26:19 No.646090 Report

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Only brainlets Christians take Bible passages literally. Enough with the bs and just chill out, it's a normal thing ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 11:52:16 No.646099 Report

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"I am an adult and I can watch whatever I want."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 15:24:13 No.646143 Report

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>>646065
If I get caught in the action, I use incognito mode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 15:35:15 No.646144 Report

Quoted By: >>646186

>>646014

"... research!"
- the Pedo Finder General

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2019 18:46:30 No.646186 Report

Quoted By: >>646365

>>646144
What board?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 07:58:06 No.646365 Report

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>>646186
/b/, of course. although /tv/ would be more appropriate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 14:35:23 No.646425 Report

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>>646014
Research.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2019 18:35:33 No.646492 Report

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>>646014
>I'm an extreme degenerate that needs help
here.

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