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If this is like a beg-for-ideas-for-weird-stories-involving-librarians thread, then:
Just as the libraries of a city are linked, meshed together, so too do the librarians themselves come from a shared pool. For years, they've kept watch over their steadily diminishing resources, cataloging transgressors in vaults beneath each nation. Your anti-hero wakes up in one such vault. The last thing they remember is "borrowing" the unabridged dictionary to clean up a little mishap in the restroom. If they escape to the surface, the Librarians will stop at nothing to return them to cold storage... INDEFINITELY!
It's got action!
It's got books!
It's got librarians in morally-ambiguous situations, with plenty of opportunity for kinky librarian sex and/or the filing away of all those involved!
All the ingredients of a great story.