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Euphemisms for "Kill Yourself"

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 14:56:08 No.78746 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>78758 >>78782 >>79007 >>79471 >>79599 >>79875 >>80144 >>80703

Hey guys, I need some creative euphemisms for "Kill Yourself" so I can avoid being harassed by nazi mods and downies on other forums.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 15:13:19 No.78758 Report

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>>78746
Just go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 15:53:33 No.78782 Report

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>>78746
What about the classic "Please an hero"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 16:33:53 No.78798 Report

Quoted By: >>79272

if a mod is harassing you, what makes you think telling them to kill themselves will improve the situation?

"he told me to kill myself! i'd better stop shouting at him."

said no-one ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 18:05:55 No.78854 Report

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I always liked "put your teeth on the curb" but its not really a euphemism.
"here is a hearty glass fabric softener"
"cut side to side for attention, up down for effectiveness" (an 11 year old told me that one)
"take a bath with your toaster"
"I hear the view half way down the cliff is the best one"

Thats all that comes to mind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 18:50:26 No.78899 Report

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2016 21:30:27 No.79007 Report

Quoted By: >>79283

>>78746
Neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2016 02:04:11 No.79272 Report

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>>78798
I'm not telling the mod to kill himself. I'm using the euphemisms for the autists on the board. I respect most mods for their thankless work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2016 02:23:46 No.79283 Report

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>>79007
If you were alive during 2006-2008, Neck yourself meant to slap yourself on the back of the neck, or to "get necked" was to get slapped on the back of the neck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2016 08:54:48 No.79471 Report

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>>78746
"Make yourself taller" used to be the standard around here over 5 years ago.

Also, Sayuringo is a fucking whore, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2016 13:59:06 No.79544 Report

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>remove yourself from the genepool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2016 16:22:16 No.79599 Report

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>>78746
consider suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 00:09:43 No.79875 Report

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>>78746
The classic one
"take a long walk off a short pier"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 09:08:50 No.80144 Report

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>>78746
Go jump off a cliff
Go and play on the road

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 09:48:26 No.80163 Report

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>>79272
gas yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 10:21:13 No.80165 Report

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>>79599
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 11:23:34 No.80182 Report

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Stop breathing forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 14:13:29 No.80242 Report

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defenestrate yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 18:13:29 No.80398 Report

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GALBSTYO

get a life. better still, take your own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2016 23:26:39 No.80703 Report

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>>78746
take a trip to Belize

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