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Anonymous Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:49:33 No.804516 View View Reply Original Report

I dont know if this must be here; most likely yes because is a request, and its safe for work, but:
PLEASE, TELL ME WHO THE HELL IS SHE
She looks freaking awesome. Is the prettiest woman I've seen in my entire life. I need to know who is she, and if I'm able to, tell her my feelings.
I AM IN LOVE D:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 04:42:36 No.804796 Report

Quoted By: >>804942 >>804948

Girls on the internet do not want men messaging them at random

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 08:19:21 No.804861 Report

Quoted By: >>804942 >>804948

>>804516
>Is the prettiest woman I've seen in my entire life.

<--still think that? UGLY!

https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/
https://twitter.com/yuka_jevons

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 12:29:47 No.804942 Report

Quoted By: >>804948

>>804516
>woman
She looks underage OP, give it up.

>>804796
This. Even if by some miracle she's over 18, she's not going to fall in love with an internet stranger who randomly messages her saying he's in love. If anything she'll think you're creepy. At best she'll milk you for money then drop you like the simp you are.

>>804861
>Sorry, this page isn't available.
>The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed. Go back to Instagram.
lol, did OP already message her and cause her to delete her instagram?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 12:56:39 No.804948 Report

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>>804861
Not true, still awesome. You're awesome too, but not as awesome as she is.

>>804796
What do you mean? She wont like it if I message her?
That's a problem then. What should I do to approach her?
Dammit, if I were russian I would be able to hold an conversation and maybe result her interesting as a friend; but I'm not.
Life is unfair, and I've been born in a shithole. Why are things like this?

>>804942
I'm not much older than that, really.
But... I know. She won't even respond me if I write her. I'm trash. I'm a simp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 15:17:01 No.805005 Report

Quoted By: >>805013

If she doesn't reply, it's not being you're trash or a simp, it's because you're a stranger. Get over yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 15:44:49 No.805013 Report

Quoted By: >>805017

>>805005
And what can I do to not be an stranger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 15:49:56 No.805017 Report

Quoted By: >>805028 >>805047

>>805013
Jesus anon, don't be a beta and tell her that you like her, why you like her, and what you'd want to do with her if she was your girl. Women like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 16:28:36 No.805028 Report

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>>805017
But if she were my girl I wouldn't do no more than giving her a hug and telling her that I want her.
Anyway, being it impossible, all I can wish for would be being her friend. Dont know what to do, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 17:24:20 No.805047 Report

Quoted By: >>805072

>>805017
"Hey anona, I've seen a picture of you in this website that weird people visit, 4chan, and then decided that I like you. Your childish face simply made me fell in love, and then, after seeing you, I asked stalkers of this site to search your social media and who are you, just to see more pictures, and tell you what would I do you if you were my girl. Hope this all sound cute to you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 19:00:00 No.805072 Report

Quoted By: >>805128

>>805047
Sounds perfect to me. What do you wanna do, build a relationship on a throne of lies? She'll either be repulsed (most likely) or somehow thinks it's funny (unlikely). In either case, it's not like OP has anything to lose. He doesn't sound like he had any dignity in the first place, at least.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 21:57:49 No.805128 Report

Quoted By: >>805130 >>805136

>>805072
OP here.
I don't want she to think I'm a creep, as I said, I would rather like to become her friend... and not necessarily nourish in lies. I wouldnt have any problem to tell her some day the funny anecdote of how I came to met her. But as a presentation letter, maybe it aint such a good choice.
I don't have dignity, no. But even a person who lacks of dignity can allow himself to dream, right?
But you are right on supposing that I'm a stupid, because even saying all this, I don't know how the hell approach her, and neither have the courage to. And this indeed, converts me into scum, I guess.

I'm unworthy of being alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 21:59:20 No.805130 Report

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>>805128
Nourished*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 22:08:38 No.805136 Report

Quoted By: >>805139

>>805128
Alright real talk:
Most of us have been at the point where we've seen some rando on the net and thought she was the prettiest girl on earth, dreaming about dating her and such. Also, most of us never had the courage to approach said girl in any form, wallowing in an unbelievable dream instead. At least until the next most prettiest girl in the world comes around. Bottom line: don't beat yourself up over it and maybe just tell her on twitter that you think she's cute. She may never be your friend or more, but at least you'll find some solace in the fact that for one fleeting moment, she read your words and maybe smiled a little.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2020 22:11:33 No.805139 Report

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>>805136
>unbelievable
*unachievabe, god fucking dammit
Anyway, dream a little, maybe cry a little, and move on. You're young and will find someone who loves you back eventually. The more you believe in that the more it will come true, not joking.

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