>>891125Ok, so this one time the Guy (Lets call him Tim, seems spergy enough) is fucking upset because his group was the only one who failed an oral exam where you had to present in front of the class. We'd all been working pretty hard just to pass this shit in our seperate groups, but none of us want anything to do with Tim the Sperglord so we'd all fucked off and gone into other groups beforehand so we wouldn't have had to deal with his shit (Remember, everyone knew how infamous he was).
Day finally comes and we present, thing are moving relatively smoothly until Tim is up to present his group project. Its something about how Normal maps work in vidya or some shit like that, and he and retard bro I mentioned earlier (Lets call him Jamal, picture him as a fats mcgee type sidekick) have put it together.
Right off the bat, its a fucking mess; They are talking on top of each other, they present their "research" in the form of paint presentation of a shitty baked normal map they did on a game asset coffin in blender or something and basically waste half an hour talking about "In conclusion, using a normal map instead of topology is a good way to gain performance without sacrificing fidelity" despite their end result looking like a piece of shit.
Mind you, during the presentation Jamal and Tim are talking over each other, obviously not sure who is supposed to be on, and at one point Tim tells Jamal to shut the fuck up as he mangles his part of the presentation through his mongoloid speech (Not in a subtle "Let me take it from here" way, he legit yells at him to STFU in front of the class because Jamal is fucking sperging out)
The end result is our teacher is sitting at the front desk agape for a few seconds until he says with a rainman-esque straight face "This doesn't qualify a passing grade." and Tim just responds "I know" before the teacher has him chewed out in front of the whole class.