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Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:13:39 No.954623 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>954638 >>954641 >>954647 >>954651 >>954722 >>954762 >>954779

Recommendations on how to kill meself swift and fast?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:17:31 No.954625 Report

Quoted By: >>954722 >>954804

Jump off a high building. Alternatively, can hang yourself from a fixture or your bed or whatever, you don't have to be hanging from the ceiling to suffocate; you can die as long as there's enough pressure on your neck to constrict blood flow to your brain. You can do that with rope or a tie or a shirt or whatever makeshit nooze you can think of. It will be painless and if you do it right you'll pass out in less than 20 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:25:34 No.954631 Report

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Do note that without someone to make sure you're dead, you run the risk of "merely" injuring yourself to the point of brain damage or paralysis. Good luck running away from your problems then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:34:41 No.954638 Report

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>>954623
>kill meself
>>>/r9k
you'll get b& here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:37:08 No.954641 Report

Quoted By: >>954645

>>954623
1. put bag on head
2. secure with duct tape
3. ???
4. profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:41:09 No.954645 Report

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>>954641
and make sure you commit to it and you're not doing it just because of a depressive episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:42:53 No.954647 Report

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>>954623
https://www.lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:46:59 No.954651 Report

Quoted By: >>954804

>>954623
Mix ammonia and bleach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 18:56:36 No.954656 Report

Quoted By: >>954659

Don't do it anon. If you want to talk with someone I can spare a few, I'm sure others on /wsr/ can too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 19:00:54 No.954659 Report

Quoted By: >>954668

>>954656
no. if you are true /wsr/ you give what they asked for

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 19:16:35 No.954668 Report

Quoted By: >>954670

>>954659
If you are true /wsr/ you do it by the book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 19:19:57 No.954670 Report

Quoted By: >>954709

>>954668
fuck rules, fuck you and fuck op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 21:48:03 No.954709 Report

Quoted By: >>954715

>>954670
>fuck rules, fuck you and fuck op
You must obey the rules. Give him methods to off himself or leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 21:53:05 No.954715 Report

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>>954709
had a hearty kek at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 22:08:32 No.954722 Report

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>>954625
1st one the building would have to be really high for you to have no chance of surviving. I'd say at least 10 stories

2nd one you can mess up pretty easily and suffer a slow death.

>>954623
Best option imo is get a rifle, as powerful as you can get, and shoot yourself through the roof of your mouth. Alternatively, you can use a high-powered revolver

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2021 23:30:59 No.954762 Report

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>>954623
If you live in a country where the police aren't Afraid to kill people Rush a police officer with a Gun. Make sure to write some schizo word salad manifesto so people don't think it's a suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2021 00:00:01 No.954771 Report

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I had a very dear friend that suicide, it has been a year but Im still coping with it.
Dont do it, please, suicide is a definitive thing but the problem pushing you to it is not. You will find a better way, dont lose hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2021 00:17:41 No.954779 Report

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>>954623
Suicide is for pussies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2021 01:08:26 No.954804 Report

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>>954625
Hanging is a meme option.
>>954651
>bleach
>fast

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