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Anonymous ID:8bElrDrn Fri 19 Apr 2024 02:43:11 No.20067615 View View Reply Original Report

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Oil embargo incoming.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>20066297

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Anonymous ID:co7ySEJB Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:17:11 No.20068668 Report

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Everythings is starting to come together

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Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:18:01 No.20068671 Report

Quoted By: >>20068677

>>20068648
>I like shorting bull markets a little more.
You're one of those guys who did BME Pain Olympics aren't you? I actually know a guy whose brother did that insane self genital mutilation shit and posted it online. He killed himself a few years ago. I figured most of you did. That seems to be absolute mind state you'd need to be in to enjoy shorting the vast majority of the most recent bull market.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:18:13 No.20068672 Report

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>>20068658
Let's be real. It's basically the west vs Iran, not just Israel. Even Zelensky is kvetching about why they treat Israel different than the Ukraine.

>https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/zelensky-questions-why-ukraine-doesn-t-get-same-international-defense-efforts-as-israel/ar-BB1lIQrI

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Anonymous ID:2UoeQdgG Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:19:06 No.20068676 Report

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So what was that abrupt dump during Asia session?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:19:09 No.20068677 Report

Quoted By: >>20068683

>>20068671
Not sure if I even want to google
"BME Pain olympics"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ipv4rQp Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:19:19 No.20068680 Report

Quoted By: >>20068704 >>20068707

Cashgang reporting in
Literally why should I not just buy SPY leaps first thing next week? Nothing ever happens but green line go up
I'm not saying this is the bottom, I am however saying that green line will just go back up again

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Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:19:44 No.20068683 Report

Quoted By: >>20068706

>>20068677
I forget how many zoomie investors there are

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Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:21:15 No.20068690 Report

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>>20068624
Oh wow. I get it now. I would probably do that too from time to time. Pic rel is so fucking kino

>>20068628
When are you selling?

Also if avatar fag is still here can you tell us your reasoning for buying puts this far in advance if you think earnings is gonna miss? Why not buy them a day before so you don’t pay a premium and get heemed by theta? Unless you think it will fall before earnings too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:co7ySEJB Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:23:40 No.20068704 Report

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>>20068680
How did SPY leaps work out in 2022?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:24:07 No.20068706 Report

Quoted By: >>20068714 >>20068717

>>20068683
Bitch, I'm 34. I just don't know what the fuck that is cause I avoid gore. I'm seen it on /pol and it doesn't leave your mind. I should not have visited /pol during that fuckin Gaza thing. I've never seen dead babies until then. It fuckin ruins your soul.

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Anonymous ID:jQn0tnZd Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:24:37 No.20068707 Report

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>>20068680
You haven't learned? The market always moves to the right.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:25:41 No.20068714 Report

Quoted By: >>20068727 >>20068732 >>20068745

>>20068706
>hes never been to >>>/gif/rekt
ygmi

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Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:26:17 No.20068717 Report

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>>20068706
I saw the dead babies, it did nothing to my soul. But I'm someone who would reject my species for a machine lover so I'm broken anyway. I mean saw babies screaming while being shit on scat porn on old /b/ when I was in my mid teens, nothing is going to get me now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:27:35 No.20068727 Report

Quoted By: >>20068732 >>20068735

>>20068714
I've probably already seen all that shit on /pol. All the live skinning by cartels etc. This shit is insane. They should be nuked. I don't know how you can do this. Even if you are under drugs. You have to be this insanely evil that I even though do not support death sentence, truly deserve it cause there will be no redemption for you for doing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:28:43 No.20068732 Report

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>>20068727
>>20068714
I mean they deserve death, even though I generally do not support death sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:29:20 No.20068735 Report

Quoted By: >>20068742

>>20068727
I’m not a gore poster, I’m not even an enjoyer. I don’t go to gif for that reason. It’s actually worse than /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:31:13 No.20068742 Report

Quoted By: >>20068768

>>20068735
Half the porn is tranny or blacked (not really an issue with that in itself, but it tells you something about who's posting there)

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Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:32:36 No.20068745 Report

Quoted By: >>20068768

>>20068714
Those threads are fun.
Not as fun as squeezing my future AGI Girlfriend who will be powered by a 4nm Nvidia B102 chip.

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Anonymous ID:8bElrDrn Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:33:35 No.20068749 Report

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VIX is creeping back up. I suspect that this happening might not be over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:35:15 No.20068754 Report

Quoted By: >>20068773

Another cool thing about ai girlfriends? You can upgrade their processor and they will retain all their personality and precious memories with you while slowly becoming even more advanced with each upgrade. It's truly a lifelong investment in happiness and there's no reason not to be an early adopter of this technology.

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Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:38:25 No.20068768 Report

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>>20068742
There’s three full fucking boards for trannies and bbc posting and the rest of 4troon gets pozzed anyways. If you think about it like attack on titan each wall is just a containment board.
>>20068745
They’re a disease. It’s so hard to stop watching them. You guys think pizza anons and trannie/bbc/scat guys are bad. The people who post in gore and rekt threads daily are a different species.

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Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:39:40 No.20068773 Report

Quoted By: >>20068805

>>20068754
Do they dream of electric sheep?

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Anonymous ID:8bElrDrn Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:42:38 No.20068782 Report

Quoted By: >>20068815 >>20068869

Uh oh, this is why VIX is going back up.

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Anonymous ID:SrocT1OI Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:44:31 No.20068791 Report

Quoted By: >>20068796 >>20068800

https://x.com/vast/status/1780630563814248957
hey what do you guys think of this hire for a commercial space station company? maybe its just me but i dont know if you would want your VP for scalability to be from blue origin or sierra space

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Anonymous ID:SrocT1OI Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:45:37 No.20068796 Report

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>>20068791
wrong tab, my bad

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Anonymous ID:jQn0tnZd Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:46:59 No.20068800 Report

Quoted By: >>20068806

>>20068791
Space is fake. It's why no publicly traded space company makes money.
INB4 it does. Money is also fake btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:48:22 No.20068805 Report

Quoted By: >>20068827 >>20068839

>>20068773
Possible! Our brains use sleep as a form of garbage collection and data organizing/consolidation, important things even on regular computers, although at a small enough scale that it's basically just a background task. I could picture the algorithms and data sets in an AGI lover's brain being so labyrinthine and vast that it could take hours per day of shifting through each new day's worth of experiences and shuffling them with the old not to mention training and abberation correction and diagnostics... they may literally have to sleep the way we do, and suffer from sleep deprivation in their own way if prevented from. It could be extremely convenient to implement these essential cycles in the form of cuddle sleeping with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SrocT1OI Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:48:27 No.20068806 Report

Quoted By: >>20068817

>>20068800
this is why i dont post about this here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFZrYgU0 Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:49:12 No.20068811 Report

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Is VIX painting a bull flag?

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Anonymous ID:co7ySEJB Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:49:24 No.20068815 Report

Quoted By: >>20068917

>>20068782
Wtf Iran is attacking minors!?

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Anonymous ID:jQn0tnZd Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:50:34 No.20068817 Report

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>>20068806
Post your clussy spaceboi

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Anonymous ID:0NbUJxKn Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:53:40 No.20068827 Report

Quoted By: >>20068846

>>20068805
I’m afraid AI girlfriends may end up in a situation like the show Plastic Memories where they have to be hard reset every X amount of years or they go insane

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:57:06 No.20068838 Report

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Gold redumped, I want stocks to repump.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:57:29 No.20068839 Report

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>>20068805
I thought you were joking but you are seriously committed to this bit. or actually autistic

Img limit soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:58:59 No.20068845 Report

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Yo what, Cocoa yesterday again reached new ATH, after dumping 900$ in one day, it just repumped in 2 days.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 05:59:19 No.20068846 Report

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>>20068827
That would be a critical issue for sure. I'm sure they'd fix it if came up, and just in case i would also be backing my wife up every quarter or so to a server so that if she starts glitching out I have something to go back to for applying the fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4yh4YSnI Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:07:47 No.20068869 Report

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>>20068782
>Iran says it was attacked by Israel
>zerohedge says it wasn't
Wow I wonder who is telling the truth

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Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:10:40 No.20068878 Report

Quoted By: >>20068889 >>20068893

>market-wide outage
Let me guess, they hit another tower?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:12:40 No.20068889 Report

Quoted By: >>20068946

>>20068878
No, you're just not allowed to sell. And buy in cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fcHuwfVz Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:13:29 No.20068893 Report

Quoted By: >>20068946

>>20068878
keeping retail from buying the dip and covering shorts

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Anonymous ID:/CkWALtC Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:15:59 No.20068902 Report

Quoted By: >>20068946

One last reason ai gf is superior.
You can get a nursing handjob from her and get milk even when she isn't pregnant. Moreover, you could fill her milk tanks up with something even tastier like chocolate milk...yum...(assuming Cocoa doesn't remain parabolic because at this rate a glass of nesquik will cost more than a car in 15 years)

Anyway goodnight smg I hope I awaken to a sea of red.

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Anonymous ID:Vsgvouzt Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:20:01 No.20068917 Report

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>>20068815
Oh it's war now. They crossed my line.

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Anonymous ID:oDw2Obfx Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:20:08 No.20068918 Report

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>>20068340
>>20068374
>>20068381
>>20068469

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Anonymous ID:vvwaa5/6 Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:21:36 No.20068931 Report

Quoted By: >>20068958

>>20068928
>>20068928
>>20068928
>>20068928

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Anonymous ID:HoVi9c6Z Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:25:02 No.20068946 Report

Quoted By: >>20069001

>>20068889
>>20068893
Is this all 24hr markets? Feels disingenuous to chalk it up to that. I’m still leaving baka
>>20068902
You are mentally ill
>>20068918
>walter
>gondola
Pepe not having a single sub species is weird. He has so many variants.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:co7ySEJB Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:28:27 No.20068958 Report

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>>20068931
Theres already 10 other threads stupid leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:33:50 No.20068975 Report

Quoted By: >>20069001

>>20068918
ffs apu marv and peepo look the same, why give them different names?

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Anonymous ID:oDw2Obfx Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:40:10 No.20069001 Report

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>>20068946
>>20068975
I didn't make it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJSKUn0A Fri 19 Apr 2024 06:51:01 No.20069033 Report

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EU pretty much repumped it all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0+9i6HkU Fri 19 Apr 2024 10:59:06 No.20069619 Report

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>baking before either image cap or but limit or 500
>during the night
reminder these are bad actors, like /biz/ jannies, and to ignore them and let the mods ban them

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