https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19911043/#q19960483>[Deep in the backstage area of the Spaghetti Town Hidden Treasure Chest Emporium and Warehouse Arena, sponsored by Tre Zhure's Hidden Treasure Chest Emporium and Warehouse, Kelly Omega is looking for... well, shit. A person? Or a box? A box-person?]"You gotta be kidding me. 'A box'. Whose dumb idea was. I'm Kelly freakin' Omega. I pinned Kasumi. I tapped out Miss USA. I submitted Zunigoth. And then I squashed Colby Jefferson in mere seconds in the main event of Waifus Collide II. I'm undefeated in seven months. I don't need this. I was meant to be teaming with"--
>[A creak from near.]"(Fuck me dead.) Uh, hello? God help me. Uh, 'Me Me Cube', you here? We're meant to be, uh, tag partners for this tournament thing."
