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>High school teacher ask everyone to tell the class our favorite flicks
>stand up and and walk in front of the class
>no.4 La règle du jeu
>no.3 Ladri di biciclette
>no.2 Once Upon a Time in America
>no.1 Trois Coluers Bleu
>Teacher is astonished by my ubermensch taste
>the entire class is floured most of them havnt even heard of these movies and are impressed by my knowledge for the art of cinema
>everyone stares at me as I walk back to my desk
>unfortunately when i revealed my power level the flood gates came crashing down
>everyone in my school starts asking me my opinion on their favorite movies (its mostly disney and superhero shit so i obviously I tell them its all its all garbage and recommend them Tarkovsky and Bergman)
>9/10 girl attempts to ask me out
>"Wow anon I never knew you had such great taste say why dont we come over to my house and we can watch films or whatever giggle"
>ask her what films she likes
>"Well uh i dont like really good movies but i am starting to watch fancy french movies like you. I just watched amilie the other night, that movie was hilarious. Maybe you could show me more"
>ask her if shes seen Jean-Luc Godard's entire filmography
>she answers no
>dump this bitch and decide to spend my friday night watching kino instead\
