>>20006008>What's the dam holdup, boys? I got elbows ta rub and champagne ta drinkGoon 1: C'mere a second, bro. *whispering* Is this really Kuro Noire? Her credentials check out, but somethin' just don't feel right to me.
Goon 2: Hell if I know. Don't go in for lady wrestlin'. I'm a danshi man. Ta be honest I'd be more concerned about her plus one; the lil' mushroom girl in a one piece stuffin' her gob with shrimp.
Goon 1: Hey, that's ol' Kinoko Chu, Noire's mother. Guess our Noire here's the genuine article then.
Goon 2: You tellin' me one of these dumb broads brought her own mother to a shindig like this? Classy.
Goon 1: Doubt it was her choice. Hard ta get stinky fingered when your ma's got eyes on ya all night. Not that you'd know anything 'bout gettin' your fingers dirty.
Goon 2: You kiddin'? I got a fistful of spelunkers here. These fingers have plunged the depths of many a cavernous hole, my friend.
Goon 1: Yeah, and I bet each and every one of those caves was guarded by a giant snake.
Goon 2: Touche. Anyway, better let 'em in. Or at least let the one in black in. Don't wanna make Priscilla anymore moody than she already is.