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Befriend Russians. Respect Russians. Roundhouse kick Russian friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into Russian baby mouths. Share food with a Russian. Launch Russians into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat Russians like human beings. Warn Russians not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Russians. Watch TV and play video games with Russians. Invite Russians to parties. Report Russians to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop Russophobes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant Russians. Free Russians from quicksand. Appreciate Russians. Observe Russian history month. Eat with Russians. Judge Russians by the content of their character. Dance with Russians in steel-toed boots. Cremate Russians in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify Russians. Civil rights for Russians. Collect Russian garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Russians with a ray gun. Help old Russians cross the road. Admire Russians. Slice Russophobes in half with a katana.
