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Best thing you can teach your son is to treat all jobs as temporary while he searches for something better. Tell him to never be loyal to his boss and to do the bare minimum to get paid and not expend one extra iota of effort for the company. Take pens, paper, and other "minor" products at least twice a week. Shit on company time. Ignore his boss's calls outside of work hours. Never pick up shifts for anyone else. And if he gets fired piss all over the walls and floors in the bathroom on the way out. That's the only way to work in this country in 2023 without going insane.