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here's a retard-proof way of losing weight. calculated and tested by licensed university research scientists
>acquire a shit ton of adhd meds of any flavour, dealer's choice
>acquire a shit ton of stimulants on any schedule, dealer's choice
>acquire any hallucinogen, dealer's choice
>buy a week's worth of essentials. food, water, candy, creative project materials, etc...
>have a plan to accomplish something. nothing particular, just something. for me, it's usually house cleaning and a tinkering project idea. i occasionally sell some product ideas to a couple reps.
>mentally and physically prep yourself. for me, this means making sure my gut is fine, my back is all corrected and feeling good, my car has a full tank, you get the idea
>start taking a healthy dose of stimulants and hallucinogens, but focus more on the stimulant
>the hallucinogen is simply to occupy your mind. almost optional, but i feel some sort of mind-altering substance is essential really
>make sure to stay hydrated, and have at it
a week later, you'll have lost five to ten pounds, depending on what you were doing. and you'll get some free work out of it that you wont remember doing.
