https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19971790/#q20045900"Well... dat's dat. Back ta da drawin'
bahrd.as dey say. It seems ya main gal, da PRAHD A BAWSTON, gotta pick 'erself back up and staht again. But dat ain't nevah stawped me be-faw, and dat ain't gunna stawp me nahw."
"So da way I sees it is, dere's some new broad -- or wait, awld broad, trah'n ta make a big comeback. Well, dey say da beach is where da crahbs-a most comfortable, but dis crahb ain't lookin' ta settle dahn!"
"DOONAH SAHNDS. Youse and me, we's are gunna get in dat ring, and youse are gonna fahnd out JUST WHAT YOUSE'VE BEEN MISSIN'. Because just like fan fav'rite Infielder Ceryboy, ah've had mah ups and downs. But at dah end of our fight, Doons, youse ah gunna tap or snap to DEE BAWSTON CRAHB, and youse'll learn what everyone else already knows! And dat's..."
"CRABS UP."
