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Fuck England.
>currently hiring new english teachers for my small-town esl company
>have to rustle up contracts with schools in the big city so they can have hours to work in appealing places
>start a 16-hour/week contract with a private international school
>fanciest school ive ever worked, teeming with white people
>first day on the job, waiting outside the office to pick up materials
>old white dude walks up to me
>HOI THA
>hello
>PIDA
>stare at him
>PIDA
>MOI NAIM ISS PIDA
>"haha ok nice to meet you peter"
>NYO, ITS PRONOUNCET PIDA , NOIT "PEE-TERR"
>dude is telling a professional english teacher how to pronounce his own mother tongue, sorry i dont speak the queens "mate"
>"i'm anon"
>HAHF YEU MEET MIS LONE YET (he means the director of their english department)
>"it's pronounced loan, not lone"
>glares at me and fucks off, not even a handshake
Why are bongs so shit at banter irl?
