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>[BREAKING NEWS]
--GOON JAPAN PRO WRESTLING TO BE SOLD TO ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY HARIBUSHI-ROAD—
Shocking news emerged from Japan this morning about the world-renowned Goon Japan Pro Wrestling, who celebrated it’s centennial last year, is now in an agreement to be sold to the entrainment company known as Haribushi-Road. Haribushi-Road is also known for being the maker of many popular children’s card games as well as having a major stake in the Japanese horsegirl racing industry. The company’s Vice-President Atama Inkei made the statement: “We are excited to enter the wrestling business and hope to keep providing the best quality of it that kept the fans coming in the first place. Tough, prideful, and most importantly, safe. Ramen Fox has given his all for over 100 years and we look to keep that going for 100 more.”
Mr. Fox commented on this matter as well: “There comes a time when you must look towards the future and I have decided that time is now. 100 years is no laughing matter *laughs* and I’m certain that the fine gentlemen at Haribushi-Road understand that. I look forward to what they and the fine wrestlers of GJPW have in store going forward.”
