>>6046128Because you're in my gay thread and not even being gay. Like what the actual fuck man? You knew the score when you came in here.
NO I FUCKING DON'T! I drank monster when it first came out in 2002 and thought it was shit. Then became an edgy teen and drank it all the time until my doctor said it wasn't healthy. When the low calorie and zero sugar shit came out I bailed. Fuck monster. I'll drink water or soda all day but I won't touch that garbage anymore.
