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You see, Loona, in some way, is the very kind of girl every man should seek after. However, she's not the kind of girl every one should have. To put it delicately, some flowers are roses and some flowers are dandelions. What makes a rose more beautiful than a dandelion? Is it it's shape? Perhaps it's smell? I think if you'll think about it, the little dandelion is rather pleasing to the eye. It's life cycle is amazing, and it smells good. Plus, you can use it to make jam, which is kinda cool.
So when you break it down, a dandelion is only lesser than a rose because a dandelion is willing to grow anywhere, whereas a rose needs to grow in a place where roses grow. Idk where that is, I'm not a gardener. So let's look at that in terms of women. The first thing we are going to do is weed out all the ugly women, because ugly/fat women have a harder time fucking anyone other than ugly men. Women don't look at attractiveness the same way men do. I don't really think we should be making more ugly people, but I can't stop jamal from fucking billie jean. or Fredrick from fucking linda. (Those are just ugly-sounding names. Sorry if your name is Fredrick)
So now we've got the normal women who have had normal lives, and the women who have not. Dandelions, and roses.
Now, Loona is more of a rose than a dandelion. She's struggling to grow because she's not getting what she needs out of the area around her. So what happens when you give her what she needs?
Attachment. A rose won't leave you, on pain of death. You provide what they need, and they love you for it because you do it selflessly. When you think about it, this is very similar to how a traditional woman acts. It's probably okay to say traditional women are roses.
Now, the reason you want a rose over a dandelion, is because a dandelion neither needs nor really wants your care. They only take it because it's offered, and then they love you for it.
In short, Loona would make the best tradwife.