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What's funny is that real Christians wouldn't mind any of these descriptions. Rather, they'd be even more impressed that God didn't give himself a beautiful body to live in, but an ugly, bent body. A Christian is nothing if not humble and would appreciate further inversion of the usual hierarchies in his religion. And of course they wouldn't mind him being a different race either, European missionaries traveled the whole world on the faith that the Good News is for everyone.
It's only the /pol/ Christian, who really wishes he were worshiping Thor or Odin but is stuck worshiping Jesus, that will screech and complain about anyone describing Jesus as anything but a 6'6" blond blue-eyed Aryan Chad with a three foot chin, rock hard abs and a 7x7x7 dick. The /pol/ Christian is not really a Christian, he wants to worship a warrior but the god he grew up with is a martyr, and now he has to twist himself to try to make it work. He's Plato's stubborn pleb, who refuses to accept new things, even when the old thing is his total opposite.