>>557654This one got me
One day, Luigi comes up to Mario and says, "hey-a brother, I've got a weird proposition for you" and Mario replies, "ok, shoot".
Luigi asks, "I a-know how much-a work you do to save-a the princess and all, but times are tough and guys need release."
Mario responds, "what-a is it you're asking me?"
Luigi says, "I'll pay you 100 coins to let-a the princess go down on me" and with one swift pop, Mario punches him.
"how-a dare you ask such a thing of-a the princess!" And so he leaves and returns the next day.
"Mario, I know you didn't like-a the question, but I have-a to ask. 200 coins to let me sleep with the princess"
Again, a punch in the gut and a slammed door in the face, but now Mario thinks for a moment about his upcoming rent, but pushed the thought aside.
A week passes, Luigi visits again. "Ok brother, ive-a got an offer you cant-a refuse. 500 coins to let me put it in the princesses' ass, fuck her face, and cum in her tits". Mario wants to get furious, but he thinks about how the princess never laid him for all the times she's been saved and figures the money is worth it.
Now, we got Luigi plowing the princess, deep in her butt, pulling out, slapping her with his cock, but the whole time, all he's saying is, "I dont-a know, I dont-a know.."
Mario asks, "what is it, is something wrong with her?"
Luigi answers, "I don't-a know how Im-a going to pay you"
