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The WWA World Tag Team Champions, Andi Kestrel and Robyn McDaid, come to the ring with microphones to address the crowd. Andi points around at all the fans and waits for the uproar to die down, then raises her microphone.
>"HERE WE ARE! A couple weeks after Waifus Collide II and the FINEST HOUR for the Birds of Prey against our all-time greatest opponents, Bubblegum Crisis. And let me tell you, we've been enjoying it, we've been feathering our nest a little bit, but that doesn't mean we can rest on our laurels! NOT AT ALL! Because when fortune carries you on the wind, life comes at you fast, and there's always another sky on the horizon! So that's got me considering a DANGEROUS course of action, and let's just make it clear what that IS."
Andi paces around the ring, then looks at the camera.
>"ARMY OF TWO!"
>"I'm talking about Cassie Maverick and Fury, who laid down the challenge saying they wanted a shot at our titles. And I see how it is, with three hundred degree vision from high above the battlefield: they've got a new manager, Miss Maverick's got a new haircut, and now they're looking for some new tag team titles to add to their whole ENSEMBLE, their whole state of being, but there's just one problem with that: IT CAN'T BE DONE! The Birds of Prey are the greatest WWA World Tag Team Champions of all time, we've got total aerial superiority! I really don't think they know what to expect from us, but knowing is half the battle, and the OTHER HALF is gonna be the BIRDS OF PREY kicking their asses and retaining our titles! So Army of Two! Let's make a RESERVATION FOR FOUR! April 13, Waifumania madness next Saturday, we're putting the titles on the line!"
>"And you'll be facing not only me, Andi Kestrel, but the Birds of Prey's secret weapon, the woman I love and trust, the woman who comes through in the clutch and keeps these titles around our waists..... I'm talking about the one and only Robyn McDaid. Robyn, you ready for this!?"