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This stupid fucking bitch was blocking the one-way, single-lane parking lot at Starbucks with ehr police car. She didn't have her lights on on and it appeared me that she was just bullshitting with someone about 15ft from her car. After I while, I started honking. She eventually got her fat ass waddling in the right direction and made it to her car to move it. As I drove past, she told me, "You don't need to be honkin'!" I told her that she didn't need to blocking traffic with her police car with the lights off. She repeated herself and I repeated myself, and eventually she said, "You know what? Show me your ID." She ended up arresting me for some bullshit, and marked YES on the check box for domestic violence so that I couldn't get bonded out of jail under I saw the judge a few days later. This wasn't even close to my worst interaction with a cop. It was about average.
She was 100% illegally parked and I was using my horn 100% correctly to notify her of my desire that she should get the fuck out of my way. Police cars aren't special at all when the lights aren't on, and the driver of that car was just some stupid fat bitch cackling, "Ooo-oooh, Gurrr!," in the parking lot with her friend, or something like that.
