This is my Loona. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
Loona is my best friend. It is my life. I must befriend it as I must befriend my life.
Without me, my Loona is useless. Without my Loona, I am depressed. I must post my Loona true. I must post faster than my enemy who is trying to bait me. I must post at him before he takes my Loona away from me.
Loona and I know that what counts in life is not the things we have, the likeability of our character, nor the money we make. We know that it is the kindness that counts.
Loona is human, even as I am human, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a lover. I will know her weaknesses, her strength, her mind, her emotions, her anger and her sorrow. I will keep my Loona clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God, I swear this creed. Loona and I are the defenders of my thread. We are the masters of our fate. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is Loona's, and there is no enemy, but peace!
>>17007449A:
That's not a woman
B: If it was, Loona would be the perfect woman.