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No. They're going to pick their VR mind-link games or something, or just anything else that's not bowling.
It seriously is the lamest shit possible. Even golf sounds better than bowling. At least with golf, it's not the exact same thing every single time, you can have different angles and lengths to deal with which shake things up a little bit, there's some variety to it. And golf is still really shitty, so, it says a lot that it's better than bowling.
Really, all you do is throw a ball straight, and go "oooh" in your mind when it makes a few sticks tip over. And that's it. Over and over again. The "oooh" probably doesn't even happen after the fifth or so time you do it, and that's all bowling is.
I'll give it credit still, it could be okay for those 15 minutes that you play it and give you a bit of satisfaction from doing it well, but people genuinely have this as a "hobby" and get together in groups to have bowling nights and whatnot.
Just how do you think about all the things you could do with friends, and settle on bowling?
You swing a ball across the floor three times or something, and then sit down for another few minutes or so as you watch everybody else do the same thing, and then you get to do it again. Wow.
It's still shitty as a competition sport, because who gets excited about being the most competent at swinging a ball across the floor?
Bowling is so boring, that I think doing nothing and sitting around would be less boring. I can barely think of things that are more dull. Your brain should be incapable of being stimulated by bowling after passing the age of seven.
More power to people who do enjoy going bowling, but it's not like that's because bowling is actually any good of an activity, more so because it's just what they've gotten used to doing with their clique of fifty-year old drinking buddies, and they hang out in their designated bowling alley because it's simply what they do. It has to be a background activity.
