>>19708322>I knew you'd come for me, Sis!>It was so horrible, they tried to teach me maths, and etiquette, and languages! They wanted me to *shudders* read!>The sisters were always droning on and on about how, "cute I was during that little trivia phase". They wanted me to make it my whole gimmick!>I have to assume they were all insanely jealous of my matchless beauty and natural charisma>To spend each and every day in the presence of a goddess such as myself no doubt drove them all to madness>That's why they were so desperate to make a nerd of me!>But none of that matters now because you're here and in a few minutes I won't be!>Wait, I almost forgot...Masala dashes off to a nearby vestibule and returns with a sheet of paper.
>You'll never believe what I've discov- oh, I shouldn't spoil the surprise!>Now let's make like a couple of bananas and get the fuck out of this dump>C'MON LOTTIE, YOU'RE LEAVING TOO! MOVE THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS OF YOURS!!Lottie sheepishly follows the pair of oni sisters off of school grounds.
She always imagined herself entering academia or maybe even the clergy, never had she even considered a career in the dangerous field of professional wrestling.
Lottie's father would often drunkenly boast of a familial connection to a pair of notorious wrestlers who'd done quite well for themselves in the WWA.
Perhaps these distant cousins could be turned to for advice?
