Long, long ago in two thousand and three
A young man was born by the name Jantran E.
But Jantran, he never felt much like a boy
He spent his days crossdressed while consooming ᶳᵒᵞ
Angry and sad that he failed his poor dad
Jantran E. slowly but surely grew mad
Scrolling through reddit, he rotted his brain
Until Jantran E. had gone fully insane
Locked in his room, Jantran looked for belonging
He felt other people had rights that need wronging
Jan wanted a place where he could feel empowered
But not somewhere real, because he was a coward
And that's when he heard of this magical place
He could claim he's a woman and not show his face
Now that young Jantran had found his new call
He searched for a way to win every thread brawl
And that's when it hit him, he knew what to do
Though Jantrans no soldier, he can still serve the jew
How much does this job pay? He checked just to see
On the top of the app here it says we work free?
I guess who needs money when you can have power?
That's sweeter than any wage earned in an hour
So that's what he did, for a good couple years
Until Jantran had finally succumbed to his fears
He banned those he hated, and their threads he would prune
But at the end of the day he still felt like a troon
So one fateful morning at quarter to seven
Jantran ate buckshot and visited heaven
But only for a moment on his way down to hell
Dontcha know jannie life stories never end well?
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