>>17604332i feel like i shouldnt scold you for the rewrites again but you should have a bit more confidence in yourself
i know thats a retarded thing to say and all but honestly you have no reason to doubt yourself this much
>I had a little bit to drinkoh how lovely, what did you have to drink
>>17604333oh yes its a great story
i think i was about 5 and i was fucking about in the woods at my summerplace when i found a little baby bird on the ground that had clearly fell out of its nest
so i very gently picked it up and brought it to my mom asking her what to do with it
she told me to go find its nest so i ran back out in the woods with my binoculars and looked for the nest for a couple of hours
sadly i couldnt find it so i went back to my mom and told her the unfortunate news
to which she replied
"oh well thats a shame"
then the put the baby bird in a plastic bag and beat it to death with a shovel in front of me
boi i sure do love my mom