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>Be me
>I got late to class today and had to sit beside a girl.
>She was kinda cute.
>She smiled and said hi to me.
>>She literally invited me to reproduction at this point, but as the virgin loser 4chan has made me, I looked down at the desk and grabbed my pen and paper.
>I started doing the math before the professor explained how to do it - tried to ignore her.
>Suddenly, without warning, she said I was good in multivariable calculus.
>>At this point, she is definitely inviting me to spread my Aryan genes. However, I couldn't get a word out.
>*fumble
>Me screaming: Do you want to have white babies and secure the existence of the white supremacy?
>She slaps me, not once, not twice, but three times. And screamed at me, while looking deep into my eyes: "What's wrong with you?"
>The entire class is laughing now!
>Me quietly leaving the room.
>The professor stopped me and said I will have a meeting with the dean tomorrow.
What has happened to our culture? I took the hints and asserted dominance with my scream, but still no DNA spreading for me.
