>>529655Why are black buns so superior? I was at my local McDonalds the other day and the worker gave my girlfriend a burger with TAN BUNS, not BLACK BUNS. I immediately threw a fit and asked for him to dye the buns black, and voila. Her moaning as she ate the burger told me that the BIG Mac meal was so satisfying that she needed to go there consistently. In the process she gained thirty pounds as she ate and ate for over a year, due to how amazing the big black Big Mac was. Even I had to have a taste once or twice.
Visit your local McDonald's and ask for the Big Black Mac, also known as the Cuck Burger. You won't be dissatisfied, P.S. only those with balls can take a big black big mac the way my girlfriend did.
