Quoted By:
"This is the Beastmaster and I'm here with Susanna Von Braun who's sleeping like a baby in her bed. She must be punished for losing her match so she may be properly conditioned to win her next fight. I'm also dropping the hit on that Divine Whore of a World Champion. Clearly, money is no object here in WWA. I'll need to find another method to drive you sluts into sawdusting yourselves into an early retirement. For now, I'll pull out my snake and give old Suey here some much needed attention." The Beastmaster then retrieves a big puffy sack and opens it to reveal a very large python. He guides his snake toward the slumbering Susanna hoping it would bite her. Much to his disappointment, the snake looks back at his master as if to say, "Bruh...really?" Appearently snakes don't like to eat fat ugly bitches. The Beastmaster says, "You sonuvahbitch!" and smacks the snake in the face repeatedly until he was mad enough to bite. The snake hisses angrily and bares those needle-like teeth. "Atta boy! Now chew up that battle cow!" He then turns the snake back towards Suey and the serpent bites her on the back of her neck. Suey squeals like a pig in pain much to the delight of the Beastmaster.
