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>work at mcdonalds
>i carry out orders to the parking lot, overflow from the drive-thru
>on my way back inside when senior shitbox flies into the parking lot
>almost hits me
>he stops, rolls down the window
>car moves up and down from the bean hydraulics
>ey, watch were you are going cholo!
>speeds off into the drive-thru
>i walk inside
>gigantic black woman yelling at my boss about ranch dressing
>walk into the kitchen
>theyre daring each other to stick their fingers in the fry oil
>walk into break room
>indian hamplanet coworker uses microwave to create the most noxious fucking odor with curry
the worlds best first job