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Don't read this... it is a curse.....
In 1993, a little boy named Johnny was walking down the street on a moonless night, when he noticed a small wooden puppet on the sidewalk. He looked at it, and laughed tremendously. However, exactly 0.0625 seconds after his 6th laugh, all the lights on the street went out, and he was pounced on by the puppet, grabbing hold of his bootyass!
He was knocked back tremendously, with the puppet still holding onto his bootyass, at a speed 9999999999 times the speed of light, putting him in orbit around the galaxy. After orbiting around the Milky Way galaxy 99999 times, he crashed directly back into his house, and he was absolutely dazed, with the puppet still holding on tight.
For some reason, he was driven to walk into the laundry room, when all of a sudden, the puppet screeched "Just what do you think your doing in my laundry?!", before detaching itself from his bootyass, and proceeding to jump directly into Johnny's bare Bayer Aspirin hole! It bounced around so much inside his bootyasscheekcrackhole, that Johnny realized, his ass was no longer an ordinary ass. It had turned into something entirely different! It was now a bouncehouse ass! The puppet inside was inflicting extreme amounts of tickle inside his bootyass!
Now that you have read this message (even a single word of it), the same puppet will jump into your bare Bayer Aspirin hole, and proceed to turn your ass into a bouncehouse ass! To avoid this from happening, you must copy and paste this message onto 3 different threads or websites.
