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>be me
>wonder why the FUCK colonial britKEKS didnt just go to their sunny colonies and live there instead of fucking rainy britain all the time, fucking british retards
>go to vacation in cyprus
>realize it is hot as fuck and humid
>"meh, at least it's sunny"
>realize in 1700 you had to cover yourself because there was no sunscreen and you were basically sweating like a dog under the clothes otherwise you'd get blisters and die from skin cancer
>start to wish i was back in sweden where it was hot, but the wind was at least cool and the breeze felt good against my nuts
>come back home
>cry out of joy
fuck sun fags so much its insane
