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Electrifying music hits the arena and an unfamiliar silhouette makes its way to the ring. She climbs up the ringpost and raises her arm up. She stays there for a moment, basking herself in the dim, blue light. She finally enters the ring and an official instinctively throws a microphone to her, which she catches on the fly. She raises it up and brings it close to her bloodstained mask, as the music stops... She waits a moment before speaking.
Finally, Skelly... Nah, nah... Wait, that's not quite right...
>She looks at the camera, raises her eyebrow, then starts talking again
FINALLY, THE SKULL HAS COME BACK... TO WWA!!!
The Skull says she's come back and indeed, you all know who The Skull is. She was there, right at the very beginning, when WWA was at its peak, when we made virgin wrestling nerds seethe by our mere presence. And before you point it out, of course The Skull's going to break the fourth wall, because The Skull does what she wants. But maybe you wonder why The Skull decided to grace you with her greatness tonight, and for one night only. The reason is simple, WCII just concluded, and everyone is congratulating themselves. But the truth is, WWA is nothing but a shadow of its former self. No, it's even worse than that. WWA is now nothing more but the rotting corpse of a roadkill skunk on which jabronies took a steaming monkey crap on. Those two jabronies, who are the reason why people leave, and join back... Only to leave and join again, in a never ending cycle... Well, The Skull's going to talk about them but first... There's another piece of trailer trash The Skull has to adress.
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