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At the beach on the coast of Spaghetti Town, SHEE6 is surfing with Surfer Girl - or trying to, at least. A video package shows the highlights of her efforts; she's not very nimble, nor an experienced surfer, and her insistence on wearing a steel helmet doesn't help matters any. But she is enthusiastic and just keeps trying, until stopping to lean against her board in the water. As she begins to speak, it is recorded in a promotional video for the upcoming Tag Team Scramble.
>"The humble surfboard. It is a bouyant and aerodynamic vessel well-suited for leisure and travel. It is ideal in its construction: light as a feather, yet true as steel. Is it made, perhaps, of intricately woven and pressed fiberglass beneath a protective lacquer? Or is it created by some space-age combination of polymers, such as is used in the construction of space shuttles? These facts may be elusive to humankind, beyond the means of our science to understand, dear interlocutors of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, but one fact is not obscure - that, I, the wrestling knight SHEE6, shall be joining forces with legendary tag team competitor Surfer Girl in the upcoming Tag Team Scramble!"
SHEE6 grins.
>"This union of ours shall combine the forces of tropical love and resolute chivalry as we battle our way through four exciting rounds of randomness until undeniable victory is in our grasp. It shall not be easy; nothing worth doing is EASY! Why, even the very act of surfing is actually very hard! But as hard as surfing is..... THAT is how hard I will headbutt every foolish rogue, black-hearted jackanapes, and evil-minded miscreant who stands in our way! And even the nice people, though them we shall at least brutally battle as gently and humanely as possible! None shall stop us at our road to victory!"
SHEE6 steps forward out of the waves, clutching her surfboard, and comes to stand before Surfer Girl with a big, eager smile.
>"Right, Surfer Girl, mine new partner and friend?"