>>18091905Kasumi stumbles into the interview area, chugging a flask and holding her head.
"Ms O'Brian! Do you have any-"
Kasumi starts loudly coughing, bending over and covering her mouth.
>Sorry. Filled the flask with coffee. Milk and tequila. I call it coffee because it makes me cough. Anyway NIKAAAAAA!Kasumi points to the camera.
>I FUCKIN TOLD YOU I'D TAP YOU OUT! Goddamn though I got real sick of those knees to the head. Thought I was a goner near the end there.Kasumi rubs the her forehead, wincing.
>But I kicked out like I usually do! I've been hearing some rumors backstage, or uh, maybe those are just the voices in my head, but irregardlessly I keep hearing people underestimating me! Yeah I can be a bit of a tard sometimes but I am NOT SOMEONE YOU TAKE LIGHTLY! Cassie even took out your "jobber revolution" members all by her self!Kasumi air quotes with her fingers.
>Gotta admit it's fun throwing hands with you though Nika, minus all the kicks in the head. Gonna have a headache like that time I went on my quest to find my spirit animal. But I'll have to fight you again sometime.Kasumi grins and puts out a thumbs up to the camera.
>NOW! I'ma go get fucked up on something with gin in it and find that glowie that broke my coffee table last night! If any of you other Adderall taking slapasses want some, COME GET SOME! 'CAUSE I'M MOTHERFUCKIN K-O-B!Kasumi screams, turning around to walk off while looking at the camera but tripping over a chair, then standing up and throwing it down the hallway while cursing.
