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/wwa/ - Waifu Wrestling Alliance General #214: IT'S A NEW NETWORK, YES IT IS! Edition

Anonymous ID:oeh0ID9D Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:36:04 No.18090011 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18090212 >>18100976 >>18124535

"The Waifu Wrestling Alliance. For over 200 threads, the revolutionary force in sports entertainment. Then. Now. For as long as we damn well feel like it!"

>What is /wwa/?
Waifu Wrestling Alliance (WWA for short) is a video game and 4chan E-Federation that uses Pro-Wrestling Video games to simulate a fictional wrestling promotion of user created waifus. We mainly use the WWE 2K series of video games, however we have also utiliized other pro-wrestling games such as Fire Pro or Wrestling Empire.

>Getting Started/How do I join?
https://rentry.org/wwa-howto

>Simulator Video Games
WWE 2K22 (Our Main Game): https://store.steampowered.com/app/1255630/WWE_2K22/
Fire Pro Wrestling World (Secondary Game): https://store.steampowered.com/app/564230/Fire_Pro_Wrestling_World/
Wrestling Empire (Secondary Game):https://store.steampowered.com/app/1620340/Wrestling_Empire/
>Quick Resources
Online Waifu Generator:
https://waifus.nemusona.com/
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@WaifuWrestlingAlliance
Wiki: https://waifumania.fandom.com/wiki/Waifumania_Wiki
>ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF WWA: >>436123771

>Recent Simulations
Lightning Nika (w/Jo Behr & THE Boston Crab) Vs Kasumi O'Brian (w/Cassie Kade) (Submission Match)
https://youtu.be/VwfMYbfBfwE
Blanche Vs Cassie Maverick
https://youtu.be/06142vUi-CI
Masala Vs Jersey Devil
https://youtu.be/H3hTcjESnrI
Curry Girl Vs Gyary Slamyu Slamyu
https://youtu.be/fND93bXftNw
C.A.M.O. (w/Mare Equine) Vs Colby Jefferson (w/Amy Flame)
https://youtu.be/bkMMabUCRPE
Raging Red Vs Kryptine (w/Dr Iva Sorass)
https://youtu.be/EomkWqHUGmo
Nefertiti Vs Hailey Brittannia
https://youtu.be/ylL1MLunvc0
Nikki Kade (c) Vs Mighty Milf: Non-Title Singles Match
https://youtu.be/hXXoTmrsQC8

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Anonymous ID:yggoXdvJ Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:37:03 No.18090013 Report

Quoted By: >>18090019 >>18090021

wtf is this

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Anonymous ID:W6Ue6/6K Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:37:28 No.18090015 Report

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JD ID:zkwnGM3C Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:38:32 No.18090019 Report

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>>18090013
the future

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Anonymous ID:W6Ue6/6K Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:39:16 No.18090021 Report

Quoted By: >>18090049

>>18090013
>>>/vg/436673008

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Anonymous ID:W6Ue6/6K Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:47:44 No.18090049 Report

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>>18090021
for anyone who doesn't have an easy way to go to those links, the thread before the most recent wasn't deleted and is in the /vg/ native archive >>>/vg/436123771

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Anonymous ID:6HdoBcjA Sun 09 Jul 2023 21:52:14 No.18090064 Report

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It's time to RISE

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KOBro ID:+dF3qsMJ Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:01:00 No.18090096 Report

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Text message to Cassie Kade.
>wtf tell me wher the fuking trackers are!!1 if u don't ima leavee angry vipers somwhere in ur house
Two minutes later.
>oh shit wrong person my badd LMAO
>but thx for takin care of crab n jo so I can break nika like a piece of spageti
>see u at the show!

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Anonymous ID:oeh0ID9D Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:01:13 No.18090098 Report

Quoted By: >>18091926 >>18109297

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the new WWE Arena. We have an amazing night of action and wrestling in front of us. Isn´t that right Anita?

Indeed Terhugan. Tonight we kick off our new home in /bant/. To celebrate the occasion we have a stacked card top to bottom, we will end the show with the four matches of first round of the much anticipated Divine Trials. But before it, we need to kick off the show. Two veterans of the WWA will open up the show with a sure-to-be banger. In one corner, Zunigoth comes back to action for the first time since Onsen a Lifetime. Event in which she lost her chance to win the World Title against Priscilla Divine inside the Elimination Chamber. We're sure she comes focused to come back from this loss.

In the other corner, Lillith has been in a little bit of a slump lately, as she lost against Lightning Nika in the upset of the century. We have footage of Lillith beginning a new training regime chopping wood in the forests nearby to the farm. So we know she has to be extra motivated to come back from their previous loss to Zunigoth in this submission match.

https://youtu.be/_SwmxoLPg2E

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:06:34 No.18090115 Report

Quoted By: >>18090119 >>18090146 >>18090156

Gimme some muhfuggin

>All Smiles.

To ring in the new thread.

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Anonymous ID:oeh0ID9D Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:08:29 No.18090119 Report

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>>18090115

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:15:57 No.18090146 Report

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>>18090115

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:19:04 No.18090156 Report

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>>18090115

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrcRr4Wg Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:41:07 No.18090212 Report

Quoted By: >>18090224

>>18090011
Is this the thread?

JD ID:zkwnGM3C Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:43:23 No.18090224 Report

Quoted By: >>18090274

>>18090212
yes

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:52:30 No.18090255 Report

Quoted By: >>18090267 >>18092283

>>436587250
>>436611794

Video Statement from the Office of Colby Jefferson:

>"I consider myself a rational person. I don't believe in things which aren't real and can't be real. But I'd be a fool if I didn't trust what my own experiences and senses tell me."

Colby is sitting on a desk in Priscilla Divine's mansion. She unfolds her hands and places them beside herself.

>"C.A.M.O., when I walked into that ring, I didn't believe in you. I thought your skills and anything you were bringing to the table were as phony as this absurd story about you coming back from the dead. However, the bitter truth that I'm left having to swallow after you beat me in our match is that you're every bit the wrestler and every bit the warrior that I should have feared you are. I walked into that match expecting to find a fraud who was soft and weak after sipping Fuzzy Navels at a resort somewhere and pretending to be dead. Instead, I got confronted by one-half of one of the hardest-fighting teams in the WWA, and the truth I have to live with is that on that night, I couldn't win."

Colby stares hard at the camera.

>"This isn't over. I learn, improve, and adapt, as I'm sure you do too. But there's a road ahead of us before our next meeting, isn't there? The Tropical Lovers have called you for a tag team title shot, and I can't even complain; they called US first, after all. And your tag team partner, Mare Equine, is gonna have to dig deep, because she's got a match coming up with the OTHER half of Immaculate Connection, the Full Heart of the Divine Angels, America's Sweetheart's sweetheart, the incomparable, the indomitable AMY FLAME. And Amy won't make the mistakes that I just did. She's ready, she's eager, and she's gonna ride Mare hard and put her away wet."

>"C.A.M.O., Mare, good luck in your tag team title match. But whether you win or lose in that effort, we're coming for you again. You had your big comeback, your triumphant return. Now we're taking that spotlight back."

ColbyAnon

ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:54:53 No.18090267 Report

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>>18090255
(OOC: This is a repost of an old promo that wasn't up for very long in the final thread before it was deleted.)

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Anonymous ID:PrcRr4Wg Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:56:53 No.18090274 Report

Quoted By: >>18090275

>>18090224
Huh what you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Sun 09 Jul 2023 22:57:16 No.18090275 Report

Quoted By: >>18090284

>>18090274
this is the place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrcRr4Wg Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:01:50 No.18090284 Report

Quoted By: >>18090285 >>18090293

>>18090275
Is this true?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:02:04 No.18090285 Report

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>>18090284
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XeJXoXOv Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:09:21 No.18090293 Report

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>>18090284
Afraid so

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ColbyAnon, posting the matches for the WWA ID:zj73c3cF Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:42:01 No.18090641 Report

Quoted By: >>18091415 >>18091926 >>18094467 >>18094472 >>18102794

Wow, what a match, and what a victory! Someone is definitely back on track and ready for action.

Our next match comes as the next chapter in a growing rivalry between WarHorse and Immaculate Connection. After her tragic demise and shocking return from death at Onsen a Lifetime, C.A.M.O. made a successful return to the ring on our last WWA show, defeating Immaculate Connection member Colby Jefferson, who expressed her skepticism that C.A.M.O. was ever dead in the first place. Mare Equine, C.A.M.O.'s partner, has also come under criticism by Immaculate Connection for perceived slights and ingratitude, and for stepping up to be Sola Fire's tag team partner in a match against Immaculate Connection two weeks ago. Now, the heat is on when Amy Flame, the veteran half of Immaculate Connection, focuses her fire on Mare Equine, the other half of WarHorse, whose victory in the Show Your Wabs Match at Onsen a Lifetime and rumored activities in "Prank Club" have made her a fan-favorite among many WWA fans. Will Amy Flame even the score for her team and stall Mare Equine's momentum, or will Mare Equine emerge the winner and send WarHorse galloping into the three-way WWA World Tag Team Title match against the Tropical Lovers and Bubblegum Crisis with even more momentum?

https://youtu.be/1ds5B7DkFdw

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Anonymous ID:qRQhOMq5 Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:44:41 No.18090649 Report

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>banned from /vg/
The Jews of /pw/

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:45:24 No.18090653 Report

Quoted By: >>18090658 >>18090984 >>18092283

Back in the locker room, Gemma could be spotted stretching before her match in her new ring gear, as Hugh Mann would barge in with a microphone.
>Hugh: Gemma! Gemma! Could I get a word with you before you big debut match?
>Gemma: Now now, mister. It's not polite to just barge into a woman's dressing room when she's preparing for her match! What if I had been undressed?
>HM: Sorry! I just figured given the rumors of your magical abilities you could geet dressed in the flick of a wrist.
>GS: That is true, but it's still very impolite! I take it you're here to ask me how I intend to compete with a former champion?
>HM: Right you are Gemma! Do you have a gameplan? What of your 'lucky charm' that you've been bragging about?
>GS: My lucky charm will be here shortly, no worries about her! My game plan is simple: Go out there, practice the moves I've been watching on those tapes of Ash Romero's, and try my best and hope she doesn't remember the combinations that led to her defeat in the past. And throw a few of my own moves in to throw her off.
>HM: A newcomer who studies her opponent, you love to see it! Have you been training with your daughter?
>GS: No, my dear Jennifer has refused to step in a ring with me. She says she wants me at 100% going into the match, I just hope she's right. I will admit I'm going into the ring for the first time with no experience, against someone who has a ton of it, probably more than most anyone else here. I'd be lying if I said I weren't nervous, but I trust that by the end of the match, win or lose, I'll have at least earned her respect!
>HM: One more question before I go
>GS: Yes?
>HM: Can I have your number?
>GS: Sorry, I only communicate by messenger owl.
As Hugh sighs, slumping his shoulders and turning to leave the locker room, the camera focuses on Gemma as a THUMP is heard off camera followed by whimpering. The camera turns to reveal Hugh on the ground, holding his groin.
[1/2]

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Sun 09 Jul 2023 23:45:58 No.18090658 Report

Quoted By: >>18090984 >>18092283

>>18090653
As the camera pans up, it reveals Sapphire standing there, holding a duffel bag. She places it down beside her mother's locker and begins to hurriedly open it to get dressed
>Gemma: Now that wasn't very nice! What do you say to him young lady?
Sapphire turns to Hugh
>Sapphire: Sorry I didn't pop them so you'd have a reason to come in here more often!
Sapphire sticks her tongue out, blowing a raspberry at Hugh while holding her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. Gemma shakes her head.
>Gemma: I raised you better than that young lady!
>Sapphire: What? He's a pervert with a capital P, mom! He tries to hit on everyone!
>Gemma: That's no excuse to haul off and just crack his nuts!
>Sapphire: Mom, that's literally the PERFECT excuse to do just that. Not that I need one.
Sapphire turns back to see Hugh crawling away. as he exits the locker room and the door closes behind him, she hurriedly begins to get dressed in the contents of her bed. A black pair of sweatpants, a black mask, before pulling a black hoody over herself, and exposing strands of her blonde hair while trying to keep her pigtails tucked away.
>Sapphire: So how do I look?

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Anonymous ID:4ssPYo5a Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:06:13 No.18090761 Report

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new stirb general just dropped

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Anonymous ID:XyX7sy93 Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:40:24 No.18090950 Report

Quoted By: >>18113923 >>18116574

Were an I?

WHAnon

WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:46:31 No.18090984 Report

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>>18090653
>>18090658
IDENTITY THEFT IS NO JOKE

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ColbyAnon, posting the matches for the WWA ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:57:32 No.18091041 Report

Quoted By: >>18094467 >>18100274

Despite being tag team wrestlers these ladies do for sure know how to put on a singles match!

Next, we have an oddity of a match-up. Our resident frog, Keron Croakie has been poking fun at the absolute Ace of the American Race. Coming from a loss for the Hardcore championship, and the loss of a dear friend our little Keroron has been looking to fight the biggest psycho...exemplars of mankind this country has to offer. Miss USA finds herself in a similar situation as she recently lost her opportunity of becoming a two-time Tag Team champion and with it, her tag team partner. But the ungovernable spirit of the American Race seems revitalized after the 4th of July festivities. Both women are determined to end their streaks of bad luck and broken hearts but which will stand tall tonight, find out next!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxsorg181AE

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Mon 10 Jul 2023 01:57:11 No.18091415 Report

Quoted By: >>18094472

>>18090641
*Mare's focus was dead on for the entire match. Not even the numerous bites that her fingers endured was enough to stop her. In the end, she merely had to use her feet, as an Uma Double Stomp hit the target on Amy's stomach for the 3-count.*

*Mare's enthusiasm and happiness shined though as the referee held up her arm. C.A.M.O. could only shoot a small smirk at Colby from across the ring before getting into the ring to celebrate with her partner. Their next stop was a shot at the Tag Team Titles, with a lot of momentum behind them.*

>Looks like the flame's out for Amy! In the end, the horse rode YOU! Maybe eat something next time before your match?

You wanted to make us prove ourselves, and you got your wish. You wish to improve and adapt? So do we. Second chances are all about improvement. Let that be known to Bubblegum Crisis and the Tropical Lovers! No doubt we'll see you two again one day....

>Buuut now it's on to paradise!

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ColbyAnon, posting the matches for the WWA ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 02:01:34 No.18091602 Report

Quoted By: >>18091695 >>18091926 >>18091936 >>18097719

What a dominant victory gentlemen, I just hope that the loser will be able to come back from this.

Next on the menu, we have a handicap match. Our sweet Carolina has developed a little bit of an attitude as of late. This has been more evident last week when she interfered in her ally´s match last week, costing Nika a win against Kasumi O´Brian. To prevent further interference in the match between KOB and Nika later tonight, Cassie Kade challenged both Jo Behr and The Boston Crab at an elimination handicap match. Looking to make sure they are not fit to ruin her protegee business, she may be biting more than she can handle in the ferocious duo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4_pbkSwC2o

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Mon 10 Jul 2023 02:15:06 No.18091695 Report

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>>18091602
BAWSTAN KWAB

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ColbyAnon, posting the matches for the WWA ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 02:57:08 No.18091905 Report

Quoted By: >>18091926 >>18096158 >>18097719

Wow, that was a fight. I don´t think anyone was expecting such a slobberknocker.

Now, as promised and previously anticipated. After the interference in their match last week, Lighting Nika and Kasumi O´Brian will settle their differences between 4 walls of hardened steel. Both competitors are said to not be in their best mental state coming into this match. Enraged by the interference of The Boston Crab, Kasumi has been recorded assaulting officials backstage. While Nika has been seen colluding with fellow Crab and Jo in what has been labeled as the Jobber Revolution. Now folks, keep in mind, we, at the WWA, do not agree with such unsavory terms of the past. Even more so after Nika's recent change of fortunes. Will Nika be able to keep her new streak? Or will KOB find comeuppance inside the steel cage? Find out next!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M5TfoD_aE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CJBWg3Q2 Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:01:36 No.18091926 Report

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>>18090098
>>18090641
>>18091602
>>18091905
BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:03:42 No.18091936 Report

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>>18091602
Based match

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Anonymous ID:8NhfCMJb Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:23:51 No.18092073 Report

Quoted By: >>18092079

A vignette aired during the show begins with an angel wings logo, before the camera cuts to reveal footage of a yacht

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Anonymous ID:8NhfCMJb Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:24:26 No.18092079 Report

Quoted By: >>18092095 >>18092283

>>18092073
The camera then cuts to Priscilla
>Hello hello, you know who it is, and welcome to my vlog!
>As you can see I'm enjoying a relaxing trip on this beautiful yacht
>And I know what you're thinking... when did Priscilla buy a yacht?
>And the answer is, I didn't! But its been a lovely experience so far, so I'll be sure to let Daddy know I want one of my own for my birthday next month.
>Anyway the reason I'm here on this yacht and not at the show is because I was invited by some of our lovely hardworking executives here in the WWA

Priscilla rubs her hands together in excitement
>But this trip isn't solely about pleasure, we're here to discuss terms of my new contract
>And yes the contract I signed when I joined this company a few months ago back in February was already incredibly lucrative and sure it's true I don't exactly need the money, but I've given this company the merchandising juggernaut that is the Divine Angels, become the best world champion in this company's history before even having my first title defence, and created the Divine Trials, a huge ratings draw for WWA that got us a deal on our new network
>And so with all that network money coming in, they decided to give someone deserving like me an even bigger contract. Isn't that great?
>The sort of contract washed up veterans like Ash Romero and Kelly Omega could only dream of, five months into my career... this is the kind of inspirational story dojo trainers should tell all the little girls that want to become big wrestling stars one day. That's right kids, with just a few small loans from mommy and daddy and a clever investment here and there you too can build top class training facilities and hire incredible staff to help you become the best wrestler you can be

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Anonymous ID:8NhfCMJb Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:25:46 No.18092095 Report

Quoted By: >>18092108 >>18092283

>>18092079
>But, enough about me... I know, I KNOW, there's no such thing as enough of me, you always want more
>However as always, I am obligated to address the haggard mutts competing in my tournament
>Especially as the first round will start during TONIGHT's show!
>So let's have a look at these matchups

Priscilla sighs just before she reads Omega's name
>Kelly Omega vs M.Alice
She sighs again
>I saw your promo, Omega. Saw what you said about thinking I'd veto you from the tournament
>Now why would I do that?
>Because you've already had not one or two but three opportunities at the title, only to fail every time?

Priscilla starts laughing
>As pathetic as you are when it comes to climbing that last hurdle, the fact you're here taking yet another opportunity makes you better than the cowards that didn't step up
>So don't give up Kelly! Keep taking those opportunities!
Priscilla offers a sarcastic thumbs up as she speaks, then flashes a smile
>I'm sure as you continue to age and lose confidence with each failure, your already abysmal odds of success won't continue to plummet

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Anonymous ID:8NhfCMJb Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:27:03 No.18092108 Report

Quoted By: >>18092115 >>18092283 >>18103405

>>18092095
>Moving on...
Priscilla turns to someone off screen
>Umm, Mr. Rogers, could you be a darling and remind me of the name of the girl BSD is supposed to be wrestling? I like literally never even heard of her before the tournament

Mr. Rogers
>BSD is taking on Curry Girl

Priscilla
>Oh, right. The Indian lady
She turns to the cameraman
>Edit that out, let's do another take

Cameraman
>We're live, Ms. Divine.
>You wanted to go shopping the first time we asked you to record this
>Then when we asked again you insisted on attending a fashion show

Priscilla's eyes widen and she cringes
>WHOOPS. Well what can I say, Curry Girl, guess you flew under the radar a little. But everyone loves an underdog story
>And you most certainly are an underdog. Trust me, no one expects you to win a single match let alone win the whole thing and make it to me
>But you've got what, at least fifty different gods you can pray to, don't you?
>So you never know folks! If she trains hard, eats her vitamins and prays to her fifty gods, Curry Girl just might make it to the big time!

>And as for your opponent... Well Ms. Burroughs, if we're speaking businesswoman to businesswoman, given your awareness of my so called business practises it should come as no surprise to you that I'm very aware of the rumors about that...
She raises both hands forming air quotes
>fire "drill" you had a month ago
>My advice? Spend a little less on stocking those vending machines you mentioned, and invest in upgrading your security
>Otherwise that towering monument to your success would be lucky to last another five years, let alone five hundred.

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Anonymous ID:8NhfCMJb Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:28:13 No.18092115 Report

Quoted By: >>18092127 >>18092283

>>18092108
Priscilla takes a sip of wine
>Oh now that's the good stuff. Aged for nearly fifty years
>I'm sure you know just what I'm talking about, Mrs. Emilia. Or Gemma Stone since that's what you go by here
>Like me you've experienced the finer things
>But unlike me you're not a wrestler
>Not until you step into that ring. And when you do you'll either find that you made the biggest mistake of your life, or that you're a natural at this like your daughter was before these idiots cut her career in this company short

She shouts offscreen to the WWA Official
>Hey Rogers, that's something else we need to discuss after we're done with the contract negotiations. You can't just fire one of my Angels and expect me to accept that.

Mr. Rogers
>I'm sorry but that's not my department, I'm not authorised-

Priscilla rolls her eyes
>Then shut up.
>Anyway, where was I?
>Right. Gemma. You'll either regret the day you decided to play wrestler, or be our next rising sta. And it all comes down to how you handle one angry boy named Ash Romero

There is a look of disgust on Priscilla's face as she speaks about Romero
>Now Ash, you seem to be very motivated to reach your divine goal
>And you even had words for the Intercontinental Champion
>I can't help but wonder, if deep down, you're not too fixated on me and her, and haven't lost sight of the opponents you'll have to defeat to win the trials
>Time will reveal all, Romero. I'll be watching you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8NhfCMJb Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:29:28 No.18092127 Report

Quoted By: >>18092283

>>18092115
Priscilla's serious expression remains unchanged
>And finally, you two. Duna Sands and Black Winter.
>Duna you're right, I wasn't in a number one contenders match when I called out that dead fraud.
>And that's because no one was. This company was pulled into a state of uncertainty by the stupidity and selfishness of that failure
>Which is why this tournament exists. To make sure something so ridiculous doesn't happen again.
>Now, did you really need that explained to you so soon after it happened? I do believe that seawater might be seeping into your brain if so

>Will you be able to take advantage of that, Black Winter? Can you seize the initiative against an unintelligent foe?
Priscilla shakes her head
>No, I don't think you can
>Because you're an even bigger idiot than she is. You'd have be, to insinuate that I had a boob job the way you did in your video declaring for the tournament. I'm all natural, and any photos implying otherwise were doctored.
>So that's why I promise, Angelic judgement will be coming your way sooner or later.
>And when it does, you'll regret your juvenile little jibe about plastic balloons, you god damn moron!
>I'm gonna watch your match, and I'm going to enjoy every second of you being pummelled by that surfer
>And then when you're down in the dumps, licking your wounds, one of my Angels will pay you a visit.

Priscilla swiftly regains her composure and smiles for the camera
>Good luck Trialists. And remember, for Stage 1 of the Divine Trials, the faster you beat your opponent, the better your seeding for the following round.
>So be sure to put your all into destroying each other as quickly as you possibly can while I enjoy this lovely weather
>Byeeee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CJBWg3Q2 Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:59:21 No.18092283 Report

Quoted By:

>>18090653
>>18090658
>>18092079
>>18092095
>>18092108
>>18092115
>>18092127
Need Sapphire's mum, Sapphire and Priscilla to take turns spitting in my mouth.
>>18090255
>she's gonna ride Mare hard and put her away wet
Oh my

ColbyAnon, posting the matches for the WWA

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ColbyAnon, posting the matches for the WWA ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:01:27 No.18092292 Report

Quoted By: >>18095422

Steel cage matches are not for the faint of heart. And this one hasn´t dissapointed. Moving on!

When Priscilla Divine put out the call for the Divine Trials, former WWA Intercontinental Champion Ash Romero was personally motivated to step back into the ring, looking to earn a shot to confront Divine personally with the WWA World Championship on the line. The first step in doing so will see her taking on a newcomer to the WWA in Gemma Stone. Not much is known about Gemma Stone yet, except for her rumored arcane power and the fact she is the mother of a former Waifu here in WWA. Winning the Divine Trials and going on to face Priscilla Divine would be a tremendous start to her WWA career, but to do she must achieve the daunting feat of defeating Ash Romero in her debut match. Can the decorated GJPW and WWA veteran, "Firebird" Ash Romero, achieve the first step towards her hated rival, or will the mysterious and enchanting newcomer Gemma Stone begin her WWA journey with a magical debut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drNTG42KOmY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Mon 10 Jul 2023 05:07:11 No.18093655 Report

Quoted By: >>18100409 >>18110206

The speed, the rush, we have a woman determined to get the biggest advantage coming into the second round. But let´s move on to the second Trial.

Having come agonizingly close to winning the WWA World Championship on several occasions but never sealed the deal, Kelly Omega has entered into the Divine Trials with some hesitation, and in the first round drawn a very strange and ominous opponent. Not much is known about the mysterious Mary Alice, or M.Alice as she is more often known, beyond her past as a legendary hardcore wrestler, her apparent leadership of an unusual religious sect, and her extremely violent hatred of "Gooners," as she calls wrestlers from Goon Japan Pro Wrestling. Given Omega's own history with Goon Japan it was perhaps inevitable that they'd meet at some point, and their ensuing war of words in recent promos has raised the heat on this match to make it one truly worth watching. Will this be an omen that M. Alice's presence will come to be associated with not only skulls and flames but also championship gold? Or will this be the first step on Kelly Omega's road to finally capturing the title that has long eluded her? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p118mgxA0h0

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Mon 10 Jul 2023 06:12:56 No.18093877 Report

Quoted By: >>18103405

That one was one for the ages, you can´t find that quality wrestling anywhere else. Only in the WWA.

Both Curry Girl and Dia Shirley Burroughs, BSD; are known for their acts of charity across Spaghetti Town. Although some question the methods and ideology behind both philanthropists, is no secret that they have improved the lives of our citizens. Following on the trail of beneficence BSD has vowed to make a donation to the poor denizens of Hobopolis if Curry Girl is to win the first round of the divine trials. Although the Momma Vindaloo is busy preparing for a birthday party she has the goal of increasing her Karmic debt, and BSD offered a perfect opportunity to do so. Now don´t let this side stipulation distract you from the goal of this tournament. The Halcyon mastermind, BSD; has her mind set on the title owned by Priscilla Divine to teach her a lesson on the responsibility of power. Will long-time veteran Curry Girl raise in the ranks of the WWA and improve the lives of Hobopolis residents in the process? Or will the Hardcore CEO of Halcyon show that she has the power to be a champion? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUnWklB4Xro

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Mon 10 Jul 2023 07:15:17 No.18094109 Report

Quoted By: >>18095619

Anita, I´ve seen too many women fall to that movement. I think we might have the winner of the trials right here. Now folks, don´t be disappointed but the next one is the last match of the night. But that is not a reason to worry, we have been saving the best for last.

Hurricane Duna Sands is at full speed to take on any comers in the tournament. Despite coming from a big win from Bishamonta, Duna found herself in square zero after the Divine Trials announcement. Having to build herself up again to challenge for the World Championship. A title match is something that has been avoiding Duna for a while. No pouting this time, she is fully determined to turn this summer into hurricane season. But to do so she will have to pass through a woman equally as determined. The Not-So-Wholesome One has come to the competition fully committed to making the maximum amount of money to afford a lifetime of ramen and a big fucking bus. The former Gothfu has plenty of history with the champion, which uses her hefty family funds to bombard the Hidden Winter Village with eggplants. Motivated by the tournament the often melancholic Black Winter has found a new fire inside her. Will the winds of a Black Winter bring a new kind of heat? Or will the Queen of the Beach storm the tournament and challenge for the title? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqHJfIR89oU

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Mon 10 Jul 2023 08:22:38 No.18094268 Report

Quoted By:

Sliding in some cheeky

>All Surfer Girl

>All Smiles.

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 09:27:54 No.18094467 Report

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>>18090641
>>18091041

The bell rings, and Colby Jefferson runs to the side of the ring nearest Amy Flame, concern for her tag team partner's well-being overriding her disappointment in the outcome of the match.

>"Amy!"

Colby helps Amy out under the bottom rope and helps her to stand. Her concern starts to way to anger when she catches C.A.M.O.'s smirk. And then when WarHorse speak after the match, their words trigger Colby into a seething, boiling frenzy, and she yells at them without a microphone in her hands from the outside of the ring.

>"Hey! You can't talk about her like that! Take that back! Say you're sorry! And don't you dare lecture ME either! This isn't over! Do I have to come in there? That's it!"

Colby lurches forward, planning to slide in under the bottom rope and attack, but Amy catches her by the sleeves of of the jacket, trying to hold her back from going in there and no doubt getting beat up due to the two-on-one odds. Amy is still a little unsteady on her feet, and starts to stumble at the difficulty of holding her larger partner's momentum, so Colby has to turn and catch her. Temporarily jolted out of her unwise impulse to hit the ring, Colby puts an arm around Amy to steady her and begins backing up towards the top of the ramp, pointing into the ring with her free hand and yelling various threats and challenges at WarHorse without a microphone from time to time as she goes.

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 09:30:40 No.18094472 Report

Quoted By:

>>18090641
>>18091415

The bell rings as Mare Equine is victorious, and Colby Jefferson runs to the side of the ring nearest Amy Flame, concern for her tag team partner's well-being overriding her disappointment in the outcome of the match.

>"Amy!"

Colby helps Amy out under the bottom rope and helps her to stand. Her concern starts to way to anger when she catches C.A.M.O.'s smirk. And then when WarHorse speak after the match, their words trigger Colby into a seething, boiling frenzy, and she yells at them without a microphone in her hands from the outside of the ring.

>"Hey! You can't talk about her like that! Take that back! Say you're sorry! And don't you dare lecture ME either! This isn't over! Do I have to come in there? That's it!"

Colby lurches forward, planning to slide in under the bottom rope and attack, but Amy catches her by the sleeves of of the jacket, trying to hold her back from going in there and no doubt getting beat up due to the two-on-one odds. Amy is still a little unsteady on her feet, and starts to stumble at the difficulty of holding her larger partner's momentum, so Colby has to turn and catch her. Temporarily jolted out of her unwise impulse to hit the ring, Colby puts an arm around Amy to steady her and begins backing up towards the top of the ramp, pointing into the ring with her free hand and yelling various threats and challenges at WarHorse without a microphone from time to time as she goes.

Phil Collins

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Phil Collins ID:4rieRCD+ Mon 10 Jul 2023 11:10:07 No.18094696 Report

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Prepare for a new waifu contender in the ring. If you like the strong, silent loli type, this totally legal chick is single and ready to slay queens.

A former child pro-wrestler who saw international acclaim in the junior circuit at the tender age of 11, before getting bit by a zombie and retiring to recover her unhealth and train up for the big leagues.

Still built like a tiny caliber bullet, but with a few corrective surgeries and certain unmentionable medical treatments, this 19 year old former pro is ready to return to the ring, now performing as "Nibbles", and murder her opponents. Literally.

> "Brains." - Public statement from 2015 on why she retired.

> "Brains." - Press release announcing her return.

> "BRAIIIIIINS." - A clip from her upcoming tearjerker romantic drama about the forbidden love between a young girl and the high school chemistry teacher that feeds her pieces of his own flesh. That's right, she also acts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7pQKpkDx Mon 10 Jul 2023 11:42:00 No.18094814 Report

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DO . NOT. REDEEM. SIR.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v9J3WLmz Mon 10 Jul 2023 14:26:56 No.18095402 Report

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Just for further notice one of your nuts is hanging out of your shorts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XeJXoXOv Mon 10 Jul 2023 14:34:48 No.18095422 Report

Quoted By: >>18100088

>>18092292
Ash's eyes remain fixated upon the bottom rope. It was right there. Why didn't she reach for it? In the haze of the hyperfocus, the roaring of the crowd muffles. Long after the bell has rung, she reaches her hand up to grab the bottom rope, using it to pull herself up.
>(It was right fucking there... What... What happened?)
Ash gets to her feet, steady, with only mild aches. Her heart sinks. For once, just this night, she'd hoped putting weight on one of those limbs would cause discomfort. That right leg took a lot of punishment, she almost prayed it was out of commission, selfishly wishing for injury over weakness.

But no.
Weight falls upon her right knee, and it hurts, sure, but she can walk. It's fine. She's perfectly fine.
She just still lost.
Her face twitches, a storm of rapidly shifting emotions washing over her features as she wraps her fingers around the top rope. She closes her eyes, and with an exhale, holds her hand out towards the...

The...

The *debuting* wrestler, for a sportsmanlike fistbump.

Dunanon

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Dunanon ID:OmCkIyZ2 Mon 10 Jul 2023 15:28:53 No.18095619 Report

Quoted By: >>18103405

>>18094109
As the bell rang, signaling the end of the match, Duna snapped into a sitting position, shock and disbelief splashed across her face.

She couldn't believe it. This was impossible! There was no way Black Winter could have beaten her! She was bigger and stronger than that shrimp! She had more experience! She was just plain BETTER than Black Winter was! She was the goddamn Queen of the Beach!

She had worked her ass off for the right to challenge for the title. She had fought a goddamn war against Bishamonta to stake her claim. She had done everything she could, and now, with what she saw as Priscilla's bullshit thrown into her face, she had failed. Yet again, Duna had lost when it mattered most. All of her work, all of her effort...it had all gone swirling done the drain.

All she could do was sit there, panting, exhausted by the match. She was silent, speechless, left in shock.

Once again, Duna was back at the bottom of the ladder. Once again, for all of her troubles and efforts, she had been left with nothing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Mon 10 Jul 2023 17:14:53 No.18096158 Report

Quoted By: >>18097055 >>18097719

>>18091905
Kasumi stumbles into the interview area, chugging a flask and holding her head.
"Ms O'Brian! Do you have any-"
Kasumi starts loudly coughing, bending over and covering her mouth.
>Sorry. Filled the flask with coffee. Milk and tequila. I call it coffee because it makes me cough. Anyway NIKAAAAAA!
Kasumi points to the camera.
>I FUCKIN TOLD YOU I'D TAP YOU OUT! Goddamn though I got real sick of those knees to the head. Thought I was a goner near the end there.
Kasumi rubs the her forehead, wincing.
>But I kicked out like I usually do! I've been hearing some rumors backstage, or uh, maybe those are just the voices in my head, but irregardlessly I keep hearing people underestimating me! Yeah I can be a bit of a tard sometimes but I am NOT SOMEONE YOU TAKE LIGHTLY! Cassie even took out your "jobber revolution" members all by her self!
Kasumi air quotes with her fingers.
>Gotta admit it's fun throwing hands with you though Nika, minus all the kicks in the head. Gonna have a headache like that time I went on my quest to find my spirit animal. But I'll have to fight you again sometime.
Kasumi grins and puts out a thumbs up to the camera.
>NOW! I'ma go get fucked up on something with gin in it and find that glowie that broke my coffee table last night! If any of you other Adderall taking slapasses want some, COME GET SOME! 'CAUSE I'M MOTHERFUCKIN K-O-B!
Kasumi screams, turning around to walk off while looking at the camera but tripping over a chair, then standing up and throwing it down the hallway while cursing.

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Mon 10 Jul 2023 17:59:28 No.18096547 Report

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Some fool blew out the power in the house. Took the entire afternoon to get the power back.

Hello, I am that fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u8sITxwc Mon 10 Jul 2023 19:23:32 No.18097055 Report

Quoted By:

>>18096158
Based KOB!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iFsWMyC1 Mon 10 Jul 2023 19:34:28 No.18097132 Report

Quoted By: >>18097134 >>18097421

STOP WRESTLING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Mon 10 Jul 2023 19:35:05 No.18097134 Report

Quoted By: >>18097502

>>18097132
no

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Mon 10 Jul 2023 20:25:41 No.18097421 Report

Quoted By: >>18097502

>>18097132

Now there's going to be MORE wrestling!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iFsWMyC1 Mon 10 Jul 2023 20:39:35 No.18097502 Report

Quoted By:

>>18097134
yes
>>18097421
DO NOT WRESTLE WHILE HAVING HUGE TITS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MBcYXpet Mon 10 Jul 2023 21:11:49 No.18097719 Report

Quoted By:

>>18091602
>>18091905
>>18096158
There is a smug look on Cassie's face as she appears for her interview. She takes a mic and begins to speak.

"A few weeks ago I identified the importance of having allies in this business, and took steps to remedy my lack thereof. And that led me to Kasumi. And today, you've all seen the fruits of our alliance as my victory paved the way for Kasumi's. And it's only the beginning. Today, there are two of us. But I don't intend to stop there. Before long, we'll find another girl to stand alongside us."

"Lightning Nika, I knew Kasumi would beat you one on one without your friends distracting or attacking her. Because she's a better woman than you. Every time my sister spoke to me about her friends in the mansion, she had nothing but good things to say about all of them. Except you, Nika. She told me you were a loser." Cassie grins. "She was right."

"And Electra, I hope you were watching as God smiled upon me once again, giving me the perseverance needed to take on two opponents at once." She blows a kiss to the camera. "See you soon, my dear."

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 21:49:31 No.18098279 Report

Quoted By: >>18098282 >>18100667 >>18102794

The Following Day After this WWA Show:

Early morning in the Divine Mansion, Colby Jefferson has commandeered a portion of the kitchen from the usual servants. Bustling about wearing only an apron, she puts some long-dormant culinary skills to work. The traditional "full English breakfast" is at times a subject of curiosity and bemusement for some Americans, and rural or blue-collar Americans in particular, such as Colby's family, often have their own strong ideas and traditions regarding breakfast. The love of Colby's life, Amy Flame, grew up and spent her formative years in England; Colby still finds her heart fluttering or her knees softening when Amy's accent hits her just right, and the details of Amy's life before they met inspires fascination and further attraction in her from time to time.

In this case, Colby has done some research on the matter and decided to try her hand at preparing a full English breakfast to share with Amy, although she can't leave well enough alone, and it is filtered through the cooking sensibilities that she herself was raised with. She has just finished her work when Amy makes her way into the kitchen, drawn by the unfamiliar smells.

>"Gooood morning, Amelia. I don't know if this is the kind of thing you used to have when you were little, but I decided to try cooking a full English breakfast for us today, since it's been a while since I fixed a big meal for someone. 'Course, I had to rely on some of my mama's Southern cooking teachings, but I really didn't change *much*."

Whether it's because she's taking on the role of a traditional Southern cook-wife or some other reason, the Arkansas is particularly thick in Colby's voice this morning. She actually says "mama".

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Mon 10 Jul 2023 21:50:36 No.18098282 Report

Quoted By: >>18100667

>>18098279
Colby practically wriggles with excitement as she gestures over to the table.

>"Now, the buttermilk biscuits came up nice and fluffy, but I'm really not sure about putting BEANS on 'em; you might have to run that one by me. And if you need more white sausage gravy, there's more in the pot; what's there on the table is just what would fit in Priscilla's big gravy boat."

(How any one person, or family of four, could need more white sausage gravy than *that* is an exercise for a particularly vivid imagination.)

>"Hope I did okay, and you see something you'd like to eat here."

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:08:38 No.18098650 Report

Quoted By: >>18098660

>You know, I was actually talking to Oni the other day about that and well, she said there was plenty of room!

Highly doubtful we could just waltz on into a high society like that.

>Hey, you never know Cammie! Stranger things have happened! You still have the key right?

Yes, why wouldn’t I?

*The two unlock the door to their apartment, and stop in sudden shock*

1/3

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:09:49 No.18098660 Report

Quoted By: >>18098665

>>18098650

Commander Equine, Commander C.A.M.O.
It is good to see you reacquainted.
I've heard news of your success, and future battle for glory.

Well, I am happy to report….

2/3

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:10:58 No.18098665 Report

Quoted By: >>18102429

>>18098660

NINNIN: …That we were successful as well.

>*GASP* Karna!

CAMO: You’ve done it!

NINNIN: With no bloodshed if I may add. However, she must rest. Subjection to torture and forceful blood transfusions has weakened her greatly.

>…Sorass. She’ll pay for this…

CAMO: You’ve done well, N.I.N-N.I.N. Give everyone our regards and collect your payment…somehow.

NINNIN: You shall not worry about that, Commander. The Great Bosomed One made a promise, and she intends to keep it. Be safe.

3/3

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6mFIqMn Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:27:58 No.18098731 Report

Quoted By: >>18098752 >>18098774 >>18098787 >>18099748 >>18099756 >>18101812

hii /wwa/ !!
i'm from the /ai/ waifus general
i just wanted to say hi to our new neighbours!! hi!!

WHAnon

WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:34:17 No.18098752 Report

Quoted By: >>18099765 >>18100183

>>18098731
Hello Neighbor!

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Anonymous ID:u8sITxwc Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:39:58 No.18098774 Report

Quoted By: >>18099765 >>18100183

>>18098731
Hello!

Sapphireanon

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:43:20 No.18098787 Report

Quoted By: >>18099756 >>18099765 >>18100183

>>18098731
Hi neighbor! Hope we didn't hog your thread too much.

Dunanon

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Dunanon ID:OmCkIyZ2 Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:55:59 No.18099748 Report

Quoted By: >>18099765 >>18100183

>>18098731
Hi friend! Thanks for the warm welcome to the neighborhood!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MBcYXpet Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:56:51 No.18099756 Report

Quoted By: >>18100183

>>18098731
Your girl has a nice look, what's her name?
>>18098787
BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iQEcWF1C Mon 10 Jul 2023 23:58:16 No.18099765 Report

Quoted By: >>18100183 >>18101812

>>18098774
>>18098752
>>18098787
>>18099748
Listen up wrestleniggers, we want you to have FUN on this board. ENJOY your fucking selves and have a GREAT time. you are always WELCOME to stop by our f*cking general too, and post WRESTLEGIRLS and stuff. so yeah HELLO

Sapphireanon

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Tue 11 Jul 2023 00:56:14 No.18100088 Report

Quoted By: >>18100629

>>18095422
Gemma stands in the center of the ring with a smile as the ref raises her hand in the air in victory. Pumping her arms in victory, she turns around to see her opponent getting to her feet. As she walks over to Ash, seeing her hand outstretched for a fistbump, she would reach out to grab her fist, shaking it. She'd lean in to say something only they and Sapphire would hear
>Good match, and thank you for... what was it my daughter called it, rubbing me?
She would turn to look towards her daughter standing at ringside quizzically and giving her a hesitant thumbs up as if to ask if she said that right. Sapphire just buried her face in her hand to try and hide even more of her face than is already covered by the mask in embarrassment as she would hop over the barricade and make her exit.
>Did i say that wrong? I better go check up on her. Toodle loo!
As Gemma says that, she would go to exit the ring to go and try to follow her daughter.

Meanwhile, having gotten into the main hallway, Sapphire pulls off her mask and hood, before sending out a tweetstagram ppost
>OMG did you see Steeli out there at ringside with my mother? Now they're trying to replace me with HER?
as she sends it, she sends another text to the Divine Angels group chat.
>It was ME Angels! It was me, in my mom's corner all along, Angels! Even the ring crew bought it! Did you hear the way they announced me as Steeli? Told you I had a plan, Nikki!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N6mFIqMn Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:09:52 No.18100183 Report

Quoted By: >>18100205

>>18098752
>>18098774
>>18098787
>>18099748
>>18099756
aww you guys are so polite!! enjoy yourselves!!
oh and shes called miho, from girls und panzer, thanks for asking other british poster <3
>>18099765
i'm supposed to be doing the greetings!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:14:43 No.18100205 Report

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>>18100183
ur hair looks soft

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:28:12 No.18100274 Report

Quoted By: >>18100295

>>18091041
>I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again!!!
>The only bad thing about a star is they burn up!!!
>But can you really be called a star if you never shine through the darkness???
>You and I aren’t so different Miss Croakie.
>We’re both stars but this time around it seems like I was the only stellar one in the ring!!!
>You’re a tough competitor, I’ll give you that.
>But what you, the fans and every hick and village dyke that has a twitter needs to know is-

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:31:55 No.18100295 Report

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>>18100274
>THE ONLY STARS THAT MATTER ARE THE 50 ON THE FLAG AND THE 1 THAT’S STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!
>SO TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT THE UNDISPUTED FACE AND THE ABSOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT NOTHING-
>AND I MEAN NOTHING, OUTSIDE OF GOD’S WILL OR THE LIMITS OF MY PERISHABLE FRAME, WILL STOP ME FROM PROVING WHAT I’VE ALREADY PROVED TO THE EMPRESS!!!
>THAT I AM THE BADDEST WOMAN TO EVER STEP IN BETWEEN THESE ROPES AND AMERICA DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE KINGDOMS OUTSIDE OF THE ONE THAT THE BABY JESUS HAS PREPARED FOR ALL GOD FEARING AMERICANS!!!
>SO FOR ANYONE WITH A ROYAL AGENDA OR DELUSIONS OF DIVINE ORDINATION I’M PUTTING YOUR ASS ON NOTICE BECAUSE ACCORDING TO GOD’S MANDATE-
>MY FOOT IS ABOUT TO KICK IT!!!
>Y’ALL MAY AS WELL CALL ME LITTLE BEAVER BECAUSE I AM COMING FOR SCALPS, KINGDOMS, EMPIRES, NATIONS AND CROWNS WHETHER YOU WEAR IT ON YOUR HEAD OR AROUND YOUR WAIST!!!
[Miss USA grabs the camera and stares intently at the lens.]
>THIS GOES OUT TO ANYONE BACKSTAGE THAT HAS THE GUTS TO GO BELL TO BELL WITH THE WORLDS BADDEST BELLE!!!
>RUN YOUR MOUTHS AND TWITTER FINGERS ALL YOU WANT; ALL THAT DOES IS MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME TO KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT AND BREAK YOUR FINGERS!!!
[Miss USA holds up her hand and presses it onto the lens.]
>AND TO THAT FRECKLED LITTLE GIRL WITH FLAMING LOCKS OF AUBURN HAIR WHO GREW UP WATCHING WRESTLING WITH HER BROTHER IN OLD BLIGHTY . . .
>I want you to reach out your hand, because right now my hand is touching yours.
>Wherever you are . . .
>You’re about to see America’s Wrestler become the World’s Wrestler . . .
>For America.
>For Miss Elizabeth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KGU9AQAV Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:33:17 No.18100307 Report

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fucking kill yourselves pathetic tiny white pecker cuckolds

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RH ID:6Y/gZ8Tb Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:49:55 No.18100409 Report

Quoted By: >>18103405 >>18110206

>>18093655
Beaten for the first time in forever Mary lavy beaten on the match. During, this time we see something that never been seen before, weakness
> All the pain and sacrifices to come back from eternity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MBcYXpet Tue 11 Jul 2023 01:52:27 No.18100629 Report

Quoted By:

>>18100088
Sent to DA group chat
>Holy shit Jen! Since both my sister and your mum were wrestling at this show, I was right there in the front row watching with the fans and we all bought it, hook, line and sinker!
>I was so confused, I thought to myself 'did this bitch even steal Sapphire's mother?'
>It's a relief to find out you were the one stealing from her this time, now she knows what it feels like, and you got to be there with your mum for her debut <3

Sent to Gemma Stone
>Hi Mrs. Emilia! You were simply magical in your match
>In fact, I think that's gonna go down as one of the most impressive WWA debut performances EVER
>And your promo was super cute, but I think what you wanted to thank Ash for was 'giving you the rub!'
>I can't wait to see you in the next stage of the Divine Trials <3, good luck
Nikki sends the message, then after a few moments she sends another
>But if you ever happen to need anyone to literally rub you like after matches and stuff I give really awesome massages :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MBcYXpet Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:00:39 No.18100667 Report

Quoted By:

>>18098279
>>18098282
>Colby will never cook breakfast for you while wearing nothing but an apron
How does one live with this knowledge?

Triphammer !dF1oo.2tC.

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Triphammer !dF1oo.2tC. ID:Sr7JE2ZD Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:03:12 No.18100683 Report

Quoted By:

>kicked off of /vg/
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:menk8afM Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:04:41 No.18100696 Report

Quoted By:

holy KWABoli

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ogwWnJf2 Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:08:37 No.18100720 Report

Quoted By:

YOU ARE ALL KWABED *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:09:33 No.18100724 Report

Quoted By:

the only KWAB is the BAWSTAN KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:saI0FMRD Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:09:50 No.18100725 Report

Quoted By:

>kicked out of two boards and soon to be a third

oy vey! AI Waifu General are the jews of 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EAWxPUtP Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:14:22 No.18100748 Report

Quoted By: >>18100753

This is even worse than the fishtank thread holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:saI0FMRD Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:15:23 No.18100753 Report

Quoted By:

>>18100748
You have no idea what you're in for, anon. They got chased off /pw/ because they started posting toddlers and they only lasted a few weeks on /vg/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Sr7JE2ZD Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:21:58 No.18100791 Report

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BUENOS DIAS RAQUEL!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XeJXoXOv Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:29:09 No.18100828 Report

Quoted By: >>18100833 >>18103405

Disgusting. If she weren't so decent, it'd be easier to be upset. She didn't even know what a 'rub' was. That's what Firebird has been reduced to. Ash began to wonder if that's why she was kept around. Was it a message?

Time passes and the other bracket matches conclude.
By a considerable margin, Ash's was the shortest.

>...
>What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:30:07 No.18100833 Report

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>>18100828
u got swole grll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:saI0FMRD Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:34:46 No.18100870 Report

Quoted By:

here's what i think about waifu wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a2D4HkTS Tue 11 Jul 2023 02:50:55 No.18100976 Report

Quoted By:

>>18090011
I don't know where GGanon has been through all of this. It only seems that as each day passes everything they said when they left the WWA has come true over and over and over again.
Fuck all of you in the discord you ruined the whole promotion.
Help us GGanon for I feel you are our only hope.
Also now that there are flags and ids the whole everyone is GGanon or concern troll is gone...for now.

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JD ID:zkwnGM3C Tue 11 Jul 2023 03:15:39 No.18101526 Report

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In the land of sun-kissed shores so grand,
Where Tropical Lovers make their stand,
The Jersey Devil and El Jefa declare,
A wrestling match, a challenge rare.

Wild Emerald, swift as a gust of breeze,
Surfer Girl, riding waves with ease,
Their hearts filled with passion for the coast,
Now face a battle they cannot boast.

The Devil, with wings and fiery eyes,
Takes flight, ready to claim the prize,
El Jefa, with power and cunning mind,
Stands tall, determined to unwind.

Wild Emerald, fierce as the ocean tide,
Surfer Girl, with a spirit that won't subside,
They step into the ring, hearts ablaze,
Their moves ready to amaze.

The crowd roars, anticipation high,
As the Tropical Lovers now let fly,
Their bodies clash, a tempest unleashed,
Strength and agility never ceased.

Jersey Devil twists, El Jefa strikes,
Wild Emerald soars, Surfer Girl hikes,
Each move a testament to their skill,
Their determination, an unyielding will.

The crowd is captivated by this fight,
As day turns into the velvet of night,
Tropical Lovers, fearless and strong,
Dancing with the rhythm of the sea's song.

In the end, victory is hard to define,
For both sides showcased prowess divine,
The Jersey Devil and El Jefa embrace,
Wild Emerald and Surfer Girl with grace.

In this wrestling match, it's clear to see,
The true winners are the fans' glee,
For the Tropical Lovers' passion they've shared,
Will forever be remembered and cared.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzLkNpOl Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:16:34 No.18101812 Report

Quoted By:

>>18098731
>>18099765
thanks frens feel free to join or just sit back and enjoy the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PdQwo9FZ Tue 11 Jul 2023 06:34:07 No.18102152 Report

Quoted By:

[spoiler:lit]hello

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Tue 11 Jul 2023 08:39:38 No.18102429 Report

Quoted By:

>>18098665

>Great Bosomed One.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:moo19eX1 Tue 11 Jul 2023 09:56:47 No.18102576 Report

Quoted By: >>18102621

>A new network...
>Everyday it becomes more and more clear that this federation is in desperate need of help.
>There is only so much our dear auditors can do can fix the rot.
>Sure, they can go and release more no-name salary-wasting rednecks... But it's clear that there's something much more deep-seated.
>Maybe it's time for some... further investment from the Peoples' Republic of China

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Tue 11 Jul 2023 10:18:06 No.18102621 Report

Quoted By: >>18102635

>>18102576
I want to coom inside her so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iFsWMyC1 Tue 11 Jul 2023 10:23:07 No.18102635 Report

Quoted By: >>18102642

>>18102621
STOP COOMING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8bCanE9S Tue 11 Jul 2023 10:24:13 No.18102642 Report

Quoted By:

>>18102635
Get a job

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:12:07 No.18102784 Report

Quoted By: >>18102799

>All Smiles.

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:13:40 No.18102788 Report

Quoted By: >>18102790 >>18104126

*Dr. Sorass returns to the laboratory beneath the city…only to find it empty*

>*GASP* What?! How did she escape?

>Boys, get out there and search, is everyone accounted for?!

1/3

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:14:31 No.18102790 Report

Quoted By: >>18102792 >>18104126

>>18102788

>No casualties?

>*sigh*…Ugggh. Thank god for that, but still. There was so much work to be done…

2/3

WHAnon

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:15:13 No.18102792 Report

Quoted By: >>18104126 >>18107083

>>18102790

>Hmhmhm, no matter.

>Kryptine has already shown that the Saiyan’s blood is working perfectly, and the Queen’s little “investment” will serve us well…

>Still, there are some other “curious” ladies in our little league here…and big…

3/3

flAMY

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flAMY ID:u8sITxwc Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:16:22 No.18102794 Report

Quoted By: >>18103301

>>18090641
Amy was seething. Her performance against Mare Equine had been lacklustre and getting hit by Mare's double foot stomp after eating what was, for all intents and purposes, a Kade Crusher was utterly humiliating. Even after spending the night in Colby Jefferson's warm embrace she still found herself in a foul mood the following morning, a mood which was only amplified when she woke up in pain and alone for the first time in many days. After noticing the unmistakable outline of Mare Equines boot on her abdomen Amy aggressively brushed her teeth until her gums bled then left the bedroom finding herself drawn to the kitchen by the unmistakable smell of cooking.

>>18098279
Amy entered the kitchen and was moved almost to tears by the sight of Coby's lovingly prepared breakfast and suggestive attire. "It's not quite a full English", she thought to herself, "more like a wonderful combination of both our worlds". As Amy took a seat at the table the word "mama" in Colby's distinctive southern twang echoed pleasantly in her ears and any residual bad feelings melted away leaving only the physical discomfort of a hard lost wrestling match.

"Sausage gravy? What in the world was THAT all about?" Amy wondered as she dipped the biscuit into the sauce while watching Colby for signs that she might be getting this all wrong. She took a bite, it good good, everything was perfect, you can't really have a full English without a serving of baked beans but this transatlantic hybrid meal cooked with love was more than Amy felt she deserved.

>"Colby this is wonderful, you shouldn't have but I'm so grateful you did. I... I'm sorry I didn't beat Mare for you like I wanted, I don't know what happened out there but I dropped the ball and I apologise."

Amy looks at the generous spread and feels her optimism growing.

>"WARHORSE may have beaten us in SINGLES matches but we're a tag team and they haven't beaten us there. We're not licked yet! There's still all to play for!"

Sapphireanon

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:18:10 No.18102799 Report

Quoted By: >>18104741

>>18102784
>All Steals

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Tue 11 Jul 2023 12:27:13 No.18103301 Report

Quoted By: >>18106155 >>18106256

>>18102794
>"I hope you like it! It's been a few months since I cooked anything like this. You've done so many sweet, generous things for me that have made me happy, and I wanted to do nice things for you."

Colby drapes a clean kitchen towel across her seat, then touches Amy's shoulder on the way to sitting down at the table herself with a plate, and tries a few bites of her own handiwork. It wasn't quite like her mother would have made, and some of the English elements were new to her, but she'd really done all right. Of course, today would have to be a cheat day, again. Lot of those, lately.

She's aware of Amy watching her and blushes a little bit, keenly feeling how scant this apron's coverage is, how moving to either side too abruptly will expose her from the other.

>"Don't be sorry, Amy. These past two matches may have gotten away from us, but we're not done yet. We ALMOST had them, both times. And win or lose, they've got the three-way match for the WWA World Tag Team Titles match coming up next week. That'll take a lot out of them and give us a chance to study them, too. But us? We can either take that time to train harder and get rested, or we can hand-pick opponents for a warm-up match. Maybe try out a few new holds on a couple of Nika's new friends."

Colby starts to get animated as she talks and wields her fork dynamically, her motions nearly causing her to flash Amy a couple of times.

>"Besides, you know who's NOT getting delicious homemade breakfast right now? Probably WARHORSE, that's who! I'll bet they have to eat those awful prepackaged sealed-up meals like my Dad said they had in the Army!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u8sITxwc Tue 11 Jul 2023 12:55:41 No.18103405 Report

Quoted By: >>18104126 >>18104200 >>18105535 >>18108197

>>18093877
Dia Shirley Burroughs sits in the lockeroom with her head in her hands listening to Priscilla Divine's words on her tablet >>18092108 until she realises a cameraman has somehow snuck into the room. Evidently Priscilla was right about needing to invest in security.

>"I assume you're hoping for some kind of statement from me, young man. Well I'm afraid I have nothing to say, so kindly leave."

The camera operator remains unmoving for an uncomfortable amount of time as Dia's fake smile morphs into an icy glare.

>"Would you like me to talk about how the match was over before it even began? Would you like to hear about how I spent too much time thinking about how to win QUICKLY and not enough on actually WINNING? Curry Girl brought her A-Game tonight, I hit her with everything I had and she just kept kicking out and..."

Dia pauses.

>"...I panicked."

She looks at the floor then back to the camera.

>"This isn't my environment. I'm not used to rules and time limits. I'm a Deathmatch wrestler and I had no right to be here. Truth be told someone else probably should've had my spot."

"Negative into positive, Dia!" she thought to herself, then after a brief pause a defiant smile creeps across her face.

>"But I had fun! As a matter of fact I had so much fun that I think I'd like to do it again! So how about this? Young Ash Romero >>18100828, young Duna Sands >>18095619, and M. Alice >>18100409, you murdering thug - the four round one "losers" - how about we have a fourway? Evidently we all want to take the WWA World Championship away from Priscilla Divine and considering we had to jump through HER hoops why don't we form an orderly queue amongst ourselves until the trials are over? I believe elimination rules to be the most appropriate way to orient ourselves, but I'll leave it up to you ladies to pick your preference."

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RH ID:6Y/gZ8Tb Tue 11 Jul 2023 14:49:17 No.18104126 Report

Quoted By: >>18108197

>>18102788
>>18102790
>>18102792
> So the children finally leaves the nest.
>Good for her, may she finally gain the strength to form her own destiny.

>>18103405
Arriving backstage.
> During that match, I was reminded on many old wounds. But, also a hunger for destruction. Let there be blood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XeJXoXOv Tue 11 Jul 2023 14:59:55 No.18104200 Report

Quoted By: >>18108197

>>18103405
>Fuck it.
>Got nothing better to do, I guess.
...
>I shoulda struck earlier. If I stuck around, maybe I wouldn't have needed to contend for the belt to get my hands on Priscilla.

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Tue 11 Jul 2023 15:57:51 No.18104741 Report

Quoted By:

>>18102799

>Identity theft is NOT a joke you foul sharmuta!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EnJHE3by Tue 11 Jul 2023 17:39:49 No.18105535 Report

Quoted By:

>>18103405
BSD is cute! CUTE!

flAMY

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flAMY ID:u8sITxwc Tue 11 Jul 2023 19:30:47 No.18106155 Report

Quoted By: >>18106256 >>18106842

>>18103301
>"Colbetta, you do so many nice things for me already. None of this would be possible without you, and I'm not just talking about this wonderful feast here."

Amy gestures at the table with the pointed end of a piece of toast before continuing.

>"You're a grounding influence, you're brighter and more articulate than I'll ever be, in fact I learn something new from you every day. It's a cliché to be sure but you are, quite literally, my better half."

Amy devours the last piece of toast and begins to speak again before catching herself. "Table manners Amelia!", a memory from long ago partially unlocks, or perhaps simply deja vu. She pauses, swallows, then feeling a little self conscious switches the topic back to business.

>"I think you're right. We should see if we can get front row seats for that triple threat match. It would be smart to study Warhorse when they're outnumbered, and not just them Tropical Lovers and Bubblegum Crisis too. I may have said that I didn't respect Surfer Girl and Wild Emerald publicly but between you and me they obviously didn't become the best tag team in this company by accident. Do you think being married helps them with their teamwork?"

She leans back in the chair pondering the steam rising from her tea cup.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oeh0ID9D Tue 11 Jul 2023 19:45:11 No.18106256 Report

Quoted By: >>18106334

>>18103301
>>18106155
I love this couple of lesbos as much as I love my morning full English.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Tue 11 Jul 2023 20:01:17 No.18106334 Report

Quoted By:

>>18106256
this nigga eating beans

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Tue 11 Jul 2023 20:52:45 No.18106842 Report

Quoted By: >>18107307

>>18106155
Colby looks at Amy, her skin flushed, barely remembering to chew her food.

>"You really think so? I, um, hope I'm all those things. Except I don't think you're lesser than me, in any way. You make ME want to be better. And when you do things that make me happy, I want to do those same kinds of things for you, because that makes me happy too."

The sun is shining through the window, onto Colby's prominent forehead and reflecting from her glasses. She's still looking at Amy, and smiling.

>"I'm really happy right now, in fact."

Her head tilts and she listens to Amy's suggestion about getting front row seats for the matches.

>"Oh, I'd love that! People used to call me a 'mark' because I actually watch wrestling, but I'd love to see them up close. Maybe we'll tease them a little, while we're there. As for Tropical Lovers, I can't help it, I kind of like them. And I'm sure being married can't hurt, hahaha! Maybe we shuuuu....."

Colby nearly chokes on her tea as she catches up to what her her bright, articulate tongue was about to say, and realizes it's NOT something you even joke about with the woman you're madly in love with but have been seeing properly for a week and a half. She squirms in the apron, so mortified that she doesn't even notice that it causes her to peek out from one side briefly.

>"M-m-m-maybe we should call the office quickly and see if we can get tickets now, before waiting any longer!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oeh0ID9D Tue 11 Jul 2023 21:26:35 No.18107083 Report

Quoted By: >>18108422

>>18102792

A gentle knock on the laboratory door distracted Dr. Sorass from the disappearance of her test subject. The scientist not expecting any kind of noise in an empty lab, twirled herself towards the entrance. This spin made the scientist's pigtails whirl, blocking her eyesight. As she moved her golden hair away from her vision, she found more than one unexpected visit today:
> Oh, don´t be surprised Doctora Sorass. Did you really think I wouldn´t know how to navigate the underworld?
> Although by the state of your...facility...you may have to conceal it better.
> Pero pero pero, creeme, I didn´t do this. Raquel Durango comes in peace...and for business.
> You see, not only your laboratory rats get to leave this place. So does word of mouth.
> And there was a remarkable headline in the Pasta Daily: "Local brilliant scientist has a new sponsor."

Raquel moved around the room while taking a look at the trinkets and flasks around the lab. While she satisfied her curiosity, she continued her didactic:
> Though nothing is impeding you from multiple business deals.
> My...competitor also invests in ciencia. I´m not impressed by what they are testing, but I am a woman who always needs to be ahead.
> Your research seems better suited for this town. And I want to rain on the benefits.
> Now I know which kind of supplies your little breakthrough needs...and I happen to have collected quite a few during the last years.
> I think I may have what you need.

flAMY

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flAMY ID:u8sITxwc Tue 11 Jul 2023 21:58:27 No.18107307 Report

Quoted By: >>18108105

>>18106842
>>18106842
>"I'm happy you're happy, and you know if the adjudicators come for us and this whole crazy ride comes to an end I'm sure we could make a splash in All Petite Wrestling. Maybe we become a couple of big fishes in West Arkansas Pro. Or perhaps we head back over the Atlantic and tour the UK for a while. I'll even do Japan if you want. Just not Goon Japan. Not again. No thank you"

Amy noticeably shudders, then smiles.

>"I think we'll be alright though. I never imagined I'd be in a tag team when I first got started but I'm having a lot of fun and it's at least fifty percent thanks to you."

Amy's covers her mouth with the tea cup to conceal her smile as Colby trips over her words at the almost mention of marriage. These wonderful little moments have become the highlight of Amy's day, but her eyes light up when Colby mentions the prospect of teasing Warhorse from ringside and the figurative cogs in her brain quickly begin to turn.

>"CJ, forget watching from the crowd! What if we watched from the commentary desk?"

Amy excitedly grabs Colby's hand, eyes ablaze.

>"We can riff on those guys AND get paid for it. It won't quite make up for your lost managers pay from Onsen but it'll come pretty close. We'll ask if we can do commentary and if they say no to that we can 'settle' for the front row seats. Either way we get what we want."

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Tue 11 Jul 2023 22:39:05 No.18108105 Report

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>>18107307
Colby bolts up from the table, holding Amy's hands in her own.

>"Ooh, Amelia, I love the sound of that! It'll be like a live episode of Colby's Corner at their expense! If they'll let us. We'll have so much fun!"

Colby giddily dances in place, and she pulls Amy into her arms. She's about to pick her up and spin her around the room, but remembers that with the the state of Amy's midsection and her own recurring back pain, that might not be ideal. So instead she just keeps them in a light embrace with a giddy smile.

>"We'll probably make the other teams mad. They might get distracted from the match and try to beat us up."

From her saucy cackle after saying so, it doesn't seem like Colby's really worried about it if that does happen.

>"That's such a great idea! Let's do it!"

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Tue 11 Jul 2023 22:42:36 No.18108119 Report

Quoted By: >>18108299

>[The sun is no longer shining on Sola Fire.]

Too many people already thought she was an idiot for trusting Cassie Kade some time ago, and she just had to go and prove them all right. Cassie was always the calculated one, but with Nikki being closer to Sola’s age, and having come up at the same time -- even if they were never friends, Sola really thought they might have at least had some common ground. She was wrong.

Nikki had taken something from Sola she’d never be able to get back; something that Nikki didn’t even want, didn’t need, and won’t remember. But Sola will never forget. The world will never forget. It’s all over Tweetstagram. Sola wonders if she was simply generated by some uncaring hand just to suffer. Violet would have told her...

Now Sola has to go crawling back to Violet. Not literally... yet, at least. An apology won’t do. Another match with Violet will numb the pain, but Sola knows there is nothing to earn back Violet’s respect. Right now, future's looking dark for Sola Fire.

>[What a terrible day for rain.]

Dunanon

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Dunanon ID:OmCkIyZ2 Tue 11 Jul 2023 23:02:43 No.18108197 Report

Quoted By: >>18108299

>>18103405
>>18104126
>>18104200
After her loss against Black Winter that closed out the night's show, Duna stormed backstage, with or without Bishamonta following behind. She headed toward the locker room and slammed the door behind her, letting out a furious scream, angrily punching the closest locker to her.

What a joke she was. Failing to win when she needed a win the most. Yet *again.*

She stomped to her locker and flung the door open, grabbing her stuff when she noticed a notification on her cell phone. She tabbed it open, and after watching Dia's video she groaned, shaking her head from side to side.

No. There was no point. She would just fuck it all up again.

She started to shove her phone into her bag and then stopped, sighing sadly before dropping the bag to the floor and opening her camera, recording a short video and uploading it to her socials.

>"Yeah, whatever."
>"I'm in."
>"Not like I'm doing anything else now."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hpt8G2f/ Tue 11 Jul 2023 23:28:05 No.18108299 Report

Quoted By: >>18108402

>>18108119
>>18108197
Suffering :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkwnGM3C Tue 11 Jul 2023 23:46:11 No.18108376 Report

Quoted By: >>18108580 >>18108740

The fire rises brothers!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Tue 11 Jul 2023 23:50:40 No.18108402 Report

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>>18108299
The suffering of AI generated female wrestlers arouses me.

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Tue 11 Jul 2023 23:57:31 No.18108422 Report

Quoted By: >>18110710

>>18107083

>GUH!...Last time I checked, I did not have an open-door policy!

RRAAAAAAAGGHHH!! RAAAGHEEEAAG-

>Kryptine! HUSH! So, you’ve heard the news as well…You don’t look like an auditor I will say. Perhaps you too, are an independent contractor?

>Yes, Raquel Durango, or La Jefa. I have heard that name murmur throughout Spaghetti Town. I suppose it’s an honor.

MmmmmmMMmmmeeeghhh………….

>You say you have supplies and benefits that I desire……Knowing what your “line of work” is besides the wrestling business, I would not doubt I know what they could be…Hmm, quite odd that you would go out of your way to offer this, but it could not be out of the goodness of your still beating heart. However, it could make things easier down the line. You may consider me intrigued.

Meeehhh…MMMmmmaaaa……

>Ahh, there. You have said it yourself, a business deal. My only question is: What kind of deal are you seeking…?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hmlmePyX Wed 12 Jul 2023 00:21:41 No.18108580 Report

Quoted By: >>18108740

>>18108376
Big Gal return?!

WHAnon

WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Wed 12 Jul 2023 00:52:06 No.18108740 Report

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>>18108580
>>18108376

That would be extremely wonderful

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Wed 12 Jul 2023 02:58:12 No.18109297 Report

Quoted By: >>18109389

>>18090098
>[Backstage, in the WWA locker room, Lillith sits defeated. To nobody in particular, Lillith muses on the match:]

PURPLE GIRL PULL ARM HARD

LILLITH GET HURT AND MAKE TAP

...PURPLE GIRL STRONG. LILLITH LIKE PURPLE GIRL.

KNEE GIRL NOT NICE, BUT PURPLE GIRL GOOD FIGHT.

LOTS OF GIRLS COME AND DO FIGHTING

LILLITH HOPE RED AND WHITE GIRL AND even blonde girl OKAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Wed 12 Jul 2023 03:17:19 No.18109389 Report

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>>18109297
Why does God seem to take such delight in torturing /our girl/? Even if I never get to see her smile under that mask I just want to know that she's smiling

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Anonymous ID:ibs81Ju3 Wed 12 Jul 2023 05:04:25 No.18109862 Report

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>kicked off /pw/
>kicked off /vg/
>now going to the newest board to take advantage
You fucking larpers are SAD!

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Wed 12 Jul 2023 05:53:06 No.18110049 Report

Quoted By: >>18110053

A Tweetstagram stream is started from @KOBitch, with Kasumi in her kitchen, phone pointed towards her on the counter.
>Hello my adoring simps! I'm doing a little bit called Kooking with Kasumi! Now, I know the drug-addled neurons are firing in your brain right now. Why would she do this? SIMPLE!
Kasumi screams, suddenly getting angry and pointing at the phone.
>THIS IS HOW IT WORKS YA FISH LICKING TARDS! STREAM GOES FOR FREE FOR 10 MINUTES AND EVERYTIME YOU SEND ME MONEY IT GOES ANOTHER 5! Oh! And if you wanna ask questions that's a minimum of 50 dollars.
Kasumi leans on her back counter, picking up a bottle of red wine and pouring it into a wine glass.
>Now you mayyyy accuse me of grifting. And yes, yes I absolutely am. KasumiKoin kinda flopped so I gotta make some extra scratch somewhere ya smoothbrains!
Kasumi yells, putting the wine glass down and taking a swig from the bottle, putting it also on the counter.
>SO! Bright an early today we're gonna make some breakfast!
Kasumi grins at the camera, a clock behind her showing a time of 1:34 pm.
>When you're a tough motherfucker like me you need lotsa protein, and when you wake up you're prolly hung over like a bitch so I'ma show you how to make booze flavored breakfast sausage!
Kasumi turns the camera to her stove, with a frying pan with hot oil already on it. She throws a bunch of frozen sausages on it, she then turns the camera back towards her.
>Now! We let those fuckers thaw out for a bit! Anywa-
A loud meow comes from the phone, a notification she got a large superchat.
>Ooooo, toesandheelschad says-WAIT YOU AGAIN?! FUCK OFF FOOTARD!
Kasumi yells at the phone, then gets another notification.
[1/3]

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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Wed 12 Jul 2023 05:54:48 No.18110053 Report

Quoted By: >>18110060

>>18110049
>Okayyyy, MrToast23 asks, why are you so paranoid? The fuck? You see, that's a dumb fuckin question. The government watches me constantly and is doing all sorts of retarded shit like moving my car from its parking spot! They unplugged my phone charger yesterday after I passed out in bed! THE CIA IS CAUSING WARS WITH AMERICAN DOLLARS OVERSEAS! THEY'RE PUTTING SLIME IN THE WATER TO TURN THE FUCKING FROGS GAY! WAKE UP YA CHEMTRAIL HUFFIN MONGOLOID!
Kasumi screams, before picking up her wine glass, chugging it, before picking up the bottle and taking another swig. An alarm goes off on the oven, Kasumi looking over.
>Ooooo time to actually cook these fuckers!
She turns the phone back towards the stove.
>Now! Before I started this stream I put an assload of olive oil in there with some red pepper flakes because I like shit with some kick. So now we level this shit up with some BOOZE! See, cooking with booze is tricky, since booze is like cats where they each have their own personality. But I'ma keep it simple for ya slow in the minds. If all else fails, what kinda cat do you wanna hang out with? The one that's super chill, gets along with anyone, and just wants to be pet right? What kinda booze is that? MOTHERFUCKING VODKA BITCH!
Kasumi holds up a bottle of vodka to the camera before screwing the cap off and throwing it over her shoulder. She then turns the camera to the stove and begins to pour the vodka in. A little too aggressively however, as the frying pan quickly creates a large flame that nearly flares up in Kasumi's face.
>OH FUCK!
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Anonymous ID:+dF3qsMJ Wed 12 Jul 2023 05:55:46 No.18110060 Report

Quoted By: >>18110091

>>18110053
She stumbles back as the frying pan continues to burn, with a couple of spots on the stove also on fire.
>SHITSHITSHITSHI-
Kasumi quickly grabs a cup full of water nearby, throwing it at the fire. The fire quickly flares up again and starts smoking, quickly setting off Kasumi's fire alarm.
>GODDAMMIT FUCK!
Kasumi grabs her phone off the counter, showing her face clearly panicking.
>F-FUCK NONE OF YOU RETARDS CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT I CAN'T HAVE THEM FIND THE DOCUMENTS I STOLE, STREAM OV-AHHHH!
The stove makes a loud sound as more of it catches on fire, the stream ending.
[3/3]

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Wed 12 Jul 2023 06:06:40 No.18110091 Report

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>>18110060
KEK.

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Wed 12 Jul 2023 06:53:17 No.18110206 Report

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>>18093655
>>18100409
>[Breathing heavily, looking slightly worse for wear, Kelly Omega finds herself backstage with a microphone in front of her. Omega has never liked press conferences. Talking shit is easy. Telling the truth is hard.]

“Holy shit that was a fight. Gah, I still can’t see straight. Malice, Mary, Mary Alice, M-dot-Alice -- whatever her name is, she and I just had an awesome match. Mary, you came in undefeated, but I want you to hear this clearly and from me directly: I just beat you. I might not be living my best days back in Japan anymore, that much has been made clear, but a Gooner just beat you. Because yeah, I guess I am still a Gooner. And... shit, it was hard work. You came in undefeated, but you couldn’t get past me. And that’s how it’s always gonna be between us. Trust me, Mary, I say that because I know we’re gonna meet again some time. And I can’t wait.”

“Ahh, dammit. She hits like a truck. My neck is...’

“Ah, But now I turn my attention forward. T-T-T-Tomboy and the Witch. I didn’t see their match, but I hear they went about five minutes? And the newcomer got the win? That’s good stuff. New blood in the title scene is always the preference. Then what do we have? Curry Girl and BSD? Two more veterans, that one could be a tough fight. And I know Sandy and the emo are up soon. No idea how those two are gonna play out. But I’m not here to speculate. I’m here to win. This is most definitely my last shot"--

>[Omega pauses, considering her next words carefully.]

“I know this is my last shot. I’m not stupid. I’m not getting thrown into any more Chambers just because Cla-- just because the big Dog upstairs needs a new main event. If it don’t win this tournament... well, we’ll cross that bridge if it happens. But don’t think I’m going softly into that good night.”

>[Omega refuses any questions, and limps off. Sore, but victorious.]

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Anonymous ID:oeh0ID9D Wed 12 Jul 2023 09:44:16 No.18110710 Report

Quoted By: >>18111079

>>18108422

Raquel showed a nervous smile due to Kryptine´s roars. Focusing on her, she studied the Doctors creation:
> I wonder how much it takes to feed it.
> I am intrigued by your creation and talent doctora.
> Let´s make this simple for you. Down south and close to the border there are a number of holes that are starting to become a problem.
> The authorities are behind my hombres. And I need a quick way of disposing of a couple hundred bodies.
> I´ll be willing to travel to Mexico and gift you a large quantity of supplies for your research.

Raquel moved around the Zombie Girl examining the sturdiness of her limbs. Kryptine twitched still, following Sorass orders.
> I wonder if it has an alma?
> Its Corazon may not beat, but if you are interested in lending me a hand. I would be more than glad to take your little breakthrough for a walk.
> I have a big trios match coming. And as a gesture of goodwill to seal the deal I would love to help further your research with some live real-world evidence.
> It would be a one-time only. After all, you are the one who is doing me a favor.
> What do you say my new amiga?
> Do we have a deal?

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Wed 12 Jul 2023 11:17:39 No.18111079 Report

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>>18110710

*Dr Sorass’ concern for the woman retreats to the back of her head. Although there is still a lingering of it, she could not help but form a wicked smile…*

>So you and another require an extra set of hands for a match, and you come to me? With an offering of that?

>Hmhmhmhmhm, who am I to turn down something so generous? Especially with the ever-so kind donations of my previous subject?

>Kryptine will gladly assist you. Her and both her “corazons” are more than capable of dealing with whatever problem you and your other amiga may have….You have a deal.

MMMREEEERRRAGH! AAAARRRRAGHHHHH!!!!

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Wed 12 Jul 2023 12:37:51 No.18111448 Report

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>>18111079
>Good News!
>Girl Girl [20] has made her debut for Fire Ribbon!

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Anonymous ID:moo19eX1 Wed 12 Jul 2023 12:43:00 No.18111469 Report

Quoted By: >>18119850

>What is a /bant/?
>Where is the poet demon whore?

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Wed 12 Jul 2023 14:04:39 No.18111930 Report

Quoted By: >>18113624

Would you wrestle with Simone DeMone, anon?

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Wed 12 Jul 2023 14:56:39 No.18112227 Report

Quoted By: >>18112233 >>18113612

(OOC: Five part post. Bringing out the second character. We'll see how this goes.)

It is a blustery and stormy summer late afternoon when Andi Kestrel approaches the WWA offices. The walk from the car park to the front entrance had seen her pelted with thick raindrops, so she shakes off some of the water in the entryway and approaches the desk where an intern sits: an earnest young man of the sort frequently abused in recent weeks. Her approach and cheerful smile inspires a wave of mortal terror in him.

>"Heya! My name's Andi Kes....."

"GAAHH! Don't hurt me, Fred from security's on duty today, and he knows aikido!" The intern nearly falls back out of his chair in a panic, recoiling from Andi's outstretched hand.

>"Oh, no, I wouldn't! Easy there! I'm just here to talk to Talent Relations. You got a four o' clock for Andi Kestrel?"

The intern relaxes, and slowly creeps towards his computer screen with the confidence of a tiny spider beginning to suspect that it might not get stepped on. "I think they've all gone home, actually. Surprising that you'd have a..... oh, wait. OSCAR'S here. And he does have a four o' clock." The intern chuckles with a hint of sardonic sympathy. "I, uh, hope you weren't counting on this job."

Andi just shrugs.

>"Thing is, I am. I need it to get my P1! And I've come all this way; I've GOT to try. So guess I'll just head in, if that's okay?"

Andi walks on past, to the hallway where some of the officials sit.

[1/5]

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Wed 12 Jul 2023 14:57:26 No.18112233 Report

Quoted By: >>18112235 >>18113612

>>18112227
LATER, IN THE OFFICE.....

"So you want to work here in the Waifu Wrestling Alliance." WWA Interim Assistant Deputy Sub-Officer of Talent Relations Oscar Hamilton, the scowling executive behind the desk, places Andi under the immense weight of his churlish and skeptical frown. Her toned shoulders bear it capably, and she looks back at him with a sunny smile brimming with hope.

>"You bet I do! They say all the best competition and opportunities are here in the WWA right now, and that's where I wanna be."

Oscar Hamilton frowns again. "Yes, well, let me correct you on that. We're under audit. We've released or suspended so many wrestlers I can't give you an exact count right now. We've been kicked off of two networks in the past month. And....."

Andi claps her hands together, interrupting this deathmarch of information with a pointless display of exhuberance.

>"Well, that just means there's room to step up, right? It's about time for me to get involved!"

Oscar raises his voice just a little bit. "AND yet we've still got more blue-eyed blondes with your 'attributes' on the roster than I can count on both hands. The Divine Trials have already been booked and you won't be in them. We've got matches backed up for something like the next two shows. Even the hardcore division's got a pretty packed scene right now. There's no spot for you."

Andi nods.

>"So you're sayin' I should train really hard and get ready for when my shot comes around, because it might be hard to get another one. Got it."

[2/5]

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Wed 12 Jul 2023 14:58:03 No.18112235 Report

Quoted By: >>18112246 >>18113612

>>18112233
Oscar sighs. "Miss..... Andreya Kettner Clark? ..... That is Clark as in Kent, right? Your handwriting's terrible." He squints at her application.

Andi grins at him. Having not yet been offered a seat, she hops up and sits on the empty desk sitting across from his in the cramped office. His scowl deepens, just a little.

>"Nope, it's Clark as in Griswold!"

Andi chuckles, but Oscar Hamilton doesn't even frown at her, his face slack and unamused.

>"Well, I think I'm funny, anyway."

"And yet you wrestle as Andi Kestrel. Not Andreya Clark." Oscar looks over the paper.

>"Yup! See, there was already an 'Abby Clark' over in Golden Coast Wrestling when I was trying to break in back there, and our names sounded too similar, so I was going to use Andi Kettner, but Kestrel sounded even better. It's like a bird of prey, and that's cool, you know?"

Oscar gives her a deeply unimpressed stare for a few seconds, then clears his throat. "Well. That's an interesting choice. You don't HAVE to have a marketable or catchy name, I suppose. But a poorly-chosen name will cause your career to stagnate in this organization, as sure as my name's Oscar Mammalton Hamilton." He shuffles some papers. "But we may just need some warm bodies around to take up space, given our current rate of attrition, and yours looks as warm and spacious as any. So we're going to hire you. And by hire you, I mean you'll start getting paid when you get booked to wrestle, which won't be for a while. No doubt someboy will get horribly maimed or quit the business soon enough, and a spot will open up."

Andi shrugs and hops down from the desk.

>"Guess I better conserve my money and start training then. Thanks, Mr. Hamilton!"

[3/5]

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Wed 12 Jul 2023 15:00:03 No.18112246 Report

Quoted By: >>18112251 >>18113612

>>18112235
The meeting had gone well, all things considered. There were always people, everywhere you went, who wanted to crush your dreams or make you feel like you couldn't do a thing. That never really changed. But with this contract, Andi was a shoe-in to get her P1 and kick off her career as an American wrestler! Despite the negative tone of the interaction, she's over the moon. On her way out, Andi waves and smiles at the intern.

>"Hey, thanks for showing me in! Mind if I ask you a question?"

The intern manages to only flinch a little bit this time. "Wh-what is it?"

>"I'm new in town, and I'll be outta money in no time if I get a hotel. What's a good place to stay when you're first getting started out?"

The intern sighs. "Well, the WWA Apartments by HALCYON are supposed to be affordable--"

Andi laughs and shrugs.

>"Probably need a bank account and a credit card to get one of those. Guess I should take care of that soon now that I'm here, I've got a job, and I'm sticking around, huh?"

The intern blinks. "Are you asking me for advice? I'm not a financial advisor or anything....."

>"Heh, all right. Hey, can I crash on your couch for a day or two? Just until I get on my feet? I won't raid the fridge (much), I'll clean up and do chores, maybe fix a few things around the place--"

The intern frowns. "I live in a studio apartment with five others. And we don't have a couch."

>"Can I crash on your floor, then?"

The intern lets out a long sigh, as thick and heavy and wet as the dark rainclouds that dump their watery effluvia across Spaghetti Town today.

"Look, you didn't hear this from me, but if you go stay in the Dojo, Priscilla Divine's covering the expenses for everything, hardly anyone's actually staying there, and I've heard it's not like anyone's gonna throw you out--"

>"Great! Thanks, guy!"

Andi slaps the intern on the shoulder in a friendly way, and doesn't look back as he yelps in terror and scoots far back.

[4/5]

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Wed 12 Jul 2023 15:00:50 No.18112251 Report

Quoted By: >>18113612 >>18113656

>>18112246
LATER STILL, AT THE DOJO NOW.....

Some time after her meeting, Andi pulls up to the Dojo in her green truck and gets out with her duffel bag. The place isn't in use like it used to be, and aside from the defaced portrait of WWA World Champion Priscilla Divine ("we've still got more blue-eyed blondes with your 'attributes' on the roster than I can count," he'd said), it's looking rather new and shiny, with no signs of having been burnt down at least once. The equipment's all nice and new, and everything looks okay. She's able to find an empty room to claim, but only leaves her bedroll there for now - the duffel bag with nearly two grand in cash inside is a little too valuable to leave unattended.

It's pouring rain out there. It might be a good time to go for a swim in the indoor pool, but there was the duffel bag with all her money in it to think about; she wasn't leaving that unattended in a locker. Andi's phone is, of course, dead, though there's an outlet here to charge it. But it's little too early to turn in tonight, and she hasn't got any books or magazines: reading always takes forever and stresses her out anyway.

That pretty much leaves the gym, so Andi devours a couple of honey maple granola bars and resolves to putter around on the exercise equipment as one does when one doesn't have a clear workout plan in mind. After that, throwing a rubber ball against the wall and catching it when it bounces off, over and over again, keeps her mind occupied for the rest of the evening. The next few days will be important for getting established here in Spaghetti Town, for seeing the lay of the land, and deciding who to call out for that all-important first match.

It sounded like this sure wasn't gonna be easy. But hopefully it could be fun!

[5/5]

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Wed 12 Jul 2023 16:25:41 No.18113612 Report

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>>18112227
>>18112233
>>18112235
>>18112246
>>18112251
She's cute and I'm looking forward to seeing more

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Wed 12 Jul 2023 16:27:24 No.18113624 Report

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>>18111930
Finna put her in a headlock and stick my penis in her anus iykwim

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Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Wed 12 Jul 2023 16:33:05 No.18113656 Report

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>>18112251
It warms my heart to see a new dojo girl

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Anonymous ID:tzLkNpOl Wed 12 Jul 2023 17:23:22 No.18113923 Report

Quoted By: >>18116574 >>18117835 >>18119243

>>18090950
*Jades music hits*

>Hey Red!

>Look I'm not sure what's going on anymore.

>or why you need Gyary taken out just to put the hardcore title on the line.

>but my time is running out.

>I need you to reiterate you're position on what you want me to do.

>or swallow your pride let the goon walk and give me a match for your hardcore championship.

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Wed 12 Jul 2023 17:38:04 No.18113972 Report

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In a small round room without any sharp corners, made out of the softest fabric possible lives Minnie Moo.

On a bed directly on the floor as to prevent her from falling out sleeps Minnie Moo.

But for once in her life, her torment isn't physical, but mental. What had started as a weird, uneasy feeling traveling down her spine. Ominous words spoken by a vicious, violent mind.

>Minnie Moo....

The sound of what seems to be a shell cracking echoes through her mind startles the beleaguered Cow-girl awake, drenched in sweat.

Something is out there, hunting the Cow-Girl with malicious intent. Hungry, waiting, coiling to strike. Who would have such a bloodlust, such murderous tendencies who?! And more importantly, in Minnie's mind, what has she done to deserve to become a target?!

As Minnie tries to calm down and go back to sleep she rolls to her different shoulder, still crying. Yet as she slides back into the inky void that is sleep, one bit of dialogue keeps her wide awake and utterly terrified.

>Kukukukukuku....

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Anonymous ID:f0b+QChA Wed 12 Jul 2023 19:35:38 No.18114646 Report

Quoted By: >>18115631

>>436700185
>>436700494
(ONE WEEK EARLIER)
A moment of concentration for Shogun Aina is broken, as glass shatters, fireworks whistle, and then BANGS are heard. Normally, she'd panic, rush for help, wonder why in the world is this happening to her and her friends...but not this time.
She's been here before. Too many times. Though she places a 911 call to get the Spaghetti Town Fire Department to assist, instead of a panicked run, she merely walks outside to see who had the guts. Should she even be surprised? She looks at the woman who would cure the "curse" that is her existence dead in the eyes.
>...
>Happy Fourth of July to you, too.
She doubts Raquel even heard her throughout her own maniacal laughter, but she wouldn't give her the satisfaction of fear. If she could help it, never again would she let someone break her down, even for the one moment La Jefa had her in tears.
Never again. It was time to get to business. If the girls weren't already evacuated, she'd make sure they were, and while there wasn't much she could do about the roof, she immediately took action and took care of the would-be fires in the living room, having already found the location of the extinguisher after a particularly chaotic cooking night (who'd have guessed that putting gasoline on an open flame WOULDN'T help something cook faster, but completely burn it instead?).
Unlike when wrong was done to her friends before, while she most certainly cared for them and was concerned, the only thing she could think while squeezing the trigger of the extinguisher was this:
>(How do I get even?)
No running away to train, no moping around the house. She needed to show that this behavior would not be tolerated.
...then again...
>(How do I make sure this never happens again, either?)
A defensive act, yes, but a necessary one. Perhaps it was time to relieve the current guard of their duty. Skelly's residence being defiled would not stand. And she did have one idea on who she could ask...

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Anonymous ID:f0b+QChA Wed 12 Jul 2023 19:53:48 No.18115631 Report

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>>18114646
(THE PRESENT)
The villa is being repaired. Shogun, however, is NOT currently helping with the efforts: instead, she's been doing her now daily check of the news, a laptop open right next to her, and hurriedly scribbling down notes:
>OREGANO DEALING ACTIVITY
>Locations: Club Xtacy (Cassie Kade's domain. No need to pay attention to. YET.)
>Spaghetti Town Rage Room (At night, in parking lot. Should repay favor for the promo.)
The list went on. She sought to pay some of Raquel's lower forces in the cartel a visit. Though breaking into their most active area to operate in would be suicide...she had to start small, unless she could get some extra forces on her side. But where?
Just as she was considering her options, her ears catch the TV.
>"...reports show that recently shady and unwanted visitors to Spaghetti Town's local elementary school have been hovering around the premises, apparently in search of their dealers. "
>"Fortunately, it seems the children have been left out of any offers and know nothing of the drug activity going on. But teachers say it's only a matter of time until an altercation with these junkies interrupts their learning time, or possibly worse..."
Shogun looks up, surprised.
>(Hm. And she was preaching to ME about doing good for them...)
Regardless of if her men were offering those poor kids anything or not, this wouldn't stand. She knew where she had to go. She wrote down further notes, aiming to get a better idea of vicinity, where the exchanges take place, and at what times. This would take some doing...but she'd figure out a plan of attack.
She was the shogun, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W30QYm7E Wed 12 Jul 2023 20:38:27 No.18115878 Report

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Anonymous ID:ILjXctvX Wed 12 Jul 2023 20:47:19 No.18115945 Report

Quoted By: >>18115986

>Ya Local Prank demon Onigiri here
>I'm here to say one thing.
>This past month, you could say mine, and some of the people I call friends, have had their future up in the air.
>And it’s true, The Stars? Pretty much dead
>And sure that may have held us back
>WELL NO MORE
>I may haven’t been the wildcard, and I'll put it simply, I don’t fully know what I’ll do, BUT what's left of our home and group.
>It's time for someone to step up, and I'm taking over!
>Sure, it’s true I don’t want to lead a group, so they’ll be some changes.
>They can do their own thing without my involvement. But this home, I’ll keep the pillar that binds us.
>We don’t need the ties of some stable to hold people together
>Hell I’ll even throw out some invites to people not involved with the old group to live here
>It’s time for the new status quo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Wed 12 Jul 2023 20:53:23 No.18115986 Report

Quoted By: >>18116122

>>18115945
The Aina/Onigiri feud's gonna be fun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILjXctvX Wed 12 Jul 2023 21:08:25 No.18116122 Report

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>>18115986
KEK if it happens, it would be intesting I agree

MManon

MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Wed 12 Jul 2023 21:57:28 No.18116545 Report

Quoted By: >>18116576 >>18117240

What are dream matches and or feuds you would all like to see?

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Wed 12 Jul 2023 22:01:47 No.18116574 Report

Quoted By: >>18117835 >>18119303

>>18090950
>>18113923
「Perhaps you are confused.」

「The hunt is ours-- mine, until The Pride is reformed.」

「You have the look of a warrior. However, the woman with red hands made the call, and it was Nefertiti who answered.」

「Whether you seek the gold or the prey, you will wait behind me. Or I will go through you.」

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ILjXctvX Wed 12 Jul 2023 22:02:07 No.18116576 Report

Quoted By: >>18116757 >>18117308

>>18116545
Minne Moo vs Nefertiti 3
Cassie Kade vs Nikki Kade
Holly Hope-Again vs Miss USA

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Wed 12 Jul 2023 22:42:46 No.18116757 Report

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>>18116576

>Minnie Moo in a match.

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Wed 12 Jul 2023 22:50:30 No.18116802 Report

Quoted By: >>18116812

*Back at the Warhorse residence, Karna finally awakens from her slumber. Getting dressed, she heads into the kitchen*

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Wed 12 Jul 2023 22:52:15 No.18116812 Report

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>>18116802

>M: Heeeey Karnie! You feeling better?

K: Mmmph…Yeah, thankfully.

C: Karnie? That’s a new one…

>M: Weelll c’mon, I always nickname people like that now.

K: Still can’t believe you’re actually back.

C: Even the devil themself can make a deal if you have the right tools. Question is now, what did Sorass do to you?

K: Besides unwanted blood donations and constant picking at me? Oh nothing much…Thank god she didn’t get to the dissection part…

>M: What the fuck!? See, this is why you can’t just go out there and try to “prove” yourself to monsters like them! Trust me, losses or not, you’re not holding anyone back!

K: I know that…now. I’d rather lose 100 times to Shogun and Onigiri EACH before going through that shit again!

C: Well, I wouldn’t suggest just laying down either…That was a joke.

K:…You okay C.A.M.O? That was weird…

C: Heh, civilian life and a second chance must be taking a toll on me.

>M: Cammie’s a lot more…”understanding” now! She can even crack a joke every now and then!

K: Fine by me! And…I hope you don’t mind, but I’m not leaving this time around! I’d rather we all stick together and not experience what happened these past few months.

>M: I wouldn’t want it any other way!!!!

C: I agree as well. From now on, Warhorse is a trio. If we want to do other things, that’s acceptable, but staying united and covered is the best course of action.

K: Trust me, I’m all in on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Wed 12 Jul 2023 23:07:41 No.18117240 Report

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>>18116545
Gemma Stone vs Priscilla Divine with Nikki hanging above the ring in a shark cage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6UziQihX Wed 12 Jul 2023 23:16:19 No.18117308 Report

Quoted By: >>18117530 >>18127688 >>18127756

>>18116576
animal girl rumble
Nikki (face) vs Priscilla (heel) 4
Ash vs Priscilla
Magic Girl Gemma Stone vs Mighty Milf; ultimate mommy match
La Jefa vs Kuro Noire
Onigiri vs Jersey Devil vs Lillith; winner crowned horniest girl in the fed
Onigiri vs Corn Girl
Duna and Bishmonta take a run at the tag titles
Nika vs Sola; I do match (submission match; if Nika wins Sola must marry her, if Sola wins Nika must acknowledge that she’s not her husband)
Raging Red w/ Princess Knight vs The Queen 3
BSD vs M. Alice
NATO expansion
Sapphire vs Steeli

Those are just a few off the top of my head

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Wed 12 Jul 2023 23:43:38 No.18117481 Report

Quoted By: >>18124042

>[WWA competitor Kelly Omega recently appeared on the ‘Rasta Pasta Masters’ podcast where she was asked her thoughts on Gemma Stone, and the upcoming Divine Trials match up:]

“Gemma Stone. Believe it or not, I actually haven’t had the pleasure of meeting her. But you know what? Everybody knows I’m an honest person, so I’ll tell it like it is: I don’t know what to say about her. She’s apparently the cheerleader’s mum? Good for her. She’s a newcomer to this sport? Cool. Already got one more big match win in her books than the Hope-less walking skin cancer ad and that new wannabe Farmer Girl-Miss USA lovechild combined. But she and I are going to face off by virtue of two very different matches from two very different opponents. Trust me when I say she’s not ready for what I can do in that ring.”

>[Find out what else Omega had to say, including her thoughts on the classic film, 'The Scorpion Queen', after these quick words from our sponsors!]

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Wed 12 Jul 2023 23:54:49 No.18117530 Report

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>>18117308
>Nika vs Sola; I do match (submission match; if Nika wins Sola must marry her, if Sola wins Nika must acknowledge that she’s not her husband)
Holy fucking dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Thu 13 Jul 2023 00:42:13 No.18117765 Report

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RH ID:ynFdMzJ/ Thu 13 Jul 2023 00:50:52 No.18117835 Report

Quoted By: >>18119243 >>18119303

>>18113923
>>18116574
>Can someone please just end the gooners career
> First to get match and pinfall victory win

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Thu 13 Jul 2023 02:06:01 No.18119243 Report

Quoted By: >>18119326 >>18119777

>>18117835
「Your hatred of the 'Gooners' has blinded you to the hunt. I, however, am not so poor of sight to not see the disrespect shown to me.」

>>18113923
「The Idol is mine to hunt, and mine alone. You will wait your turn, unless you wish to stand in front of my spear?」

「Then so be it. You and I shall meet, and you will understand the thrill of my hunt.」

「When Nefertiti of The Pride comes before you: Fall.」

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Anonymous ID:tzLkNpOl Thu 13 Jul 2023 02:18:28 No.18119303 Report

Quoted By: >>18119326

>>18116574

>I respect you as a competitor Nefertiti so with all due respect.

>to hell with you're pride and you're idle threats!

>this isn't a hunt or a game for me this is my life on the line.

>but if you want to find out what am willing to do or how far I will go.

>then by all means hunt me down in the ring it will be you're day of reckoning .

>and you >>18117835 ..

>you can't hide forever one of us will get a hold of you and you're belt.

>I doubt those red hands will have a tight enough grip to keep us from taking it so enjoy it while it lasts.

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Anonymous ID:tzLkNpOl Thu 13 Jul 2023 02:22:53 No.18119326 Report

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>>18119303
*image * also >>18119303
meant more for this post >>18119243

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Anonymous ID:yeg2qROg Thu 13 Jul 2023 03:31:50 No.18119777 Report

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>>18119243
Someday I will have a waifu with a cool catchphrase.

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JD ID:zkwnGM3C Thu 13 Jul 2023 03:43:54 No.18119850 Report

Quoted By: >>18121585

>>18111469

In days of yore, a Visigoth bold,
With her sword and armor, oh so old,
She thought she was mighty, strong and grand,
But alas, her skills didn't quite withstand.

With a clunky helmet on her head,
She charged into battle, filled with dread,
Tripping over rocks, stumbling with might,
Her foes just laughed at this comical sight.

Her battle cries were a terrible din,
But her swings were slow, oh what a sin!
Her sword, once gleaming, now rusty and worn,
Couldn't pierce a feather, let alone behead a thorn.

She boasted of conquests in ancient lands,
Yet no one believed her feeble demands,
The Visigoth's glory was but a sham,
Her reign a comedy, an elaborate scam.

So let us remember this Visigoth old,
A warrior whose tale has often been told,
She stumbled and bumbled, a clumsy buffoon,
The ancient Visigoth, the kingdom's clown, and a loon!

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Thu 13 Jul 2023 06:28:46 No.18120312 Report

Quoted By: >>18125576

Lounging by the pool at the Divine Mansion, Colby has finally got a red-and-white two-piece swimsuit so she fits in better with the other Divine Angels. She keeps hearing Jen and Nikki talking about "slingshot bikinis" and she's not sure that she even wants to know what that is. But this swimsuit is the sort of thing that they'd wear too, although to more dramatic effect than Colby.

Scrolling through her social media, she decides not to say anything YET. Immaculate Connection are not booked for the next show (formally, anyway; she and Amy do have their own plans), and there's plenty of time to rest and relax now. Looking at the latest events of WWA just makes her mad any time that Miss USA or WARHORSE pops up on her feed. And some of these new wrestlers that she's reading about? Please. If this was the best that the WWA could muster in the wake of all the firings and departures, there was cause for much concern about the /bant/ era.

But it wasn't so long ago that Colby had been self-conscious about coming out of a small-time indy promotion in Arkansas, a little fish now suddenly in a big ocean. But now, a few months later, she was a STAR, lounging in the lap of luxury at Priscilla Divine's invitation. She had a great rising career, finally plenty of money as well, and a perfect girlfriend, and a number of high-profile matches under her belt already, with more to come. (It would be nice if she could get back to WINNING them, of course.) Nonetheless, if she could make it, then some of these new arrivals were surely more than they seemed as well. Colby just smiles to herself and resolves to look into some of her new co-workers a little bit..... after she finishes her drink and spends a few more hours out by the pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 09:11:08 No.18121514 Report

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>Hey Man, Nice Shot plays in the distance.

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Anonymous ID:moo19eX1 Thu 13 Jul 2023 09:48:26 No.18121585 Report

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>>18119850
>Ceaseless chanting. The sort of wailing that that befits only babes and weak-willed women.
>From a time of yore, am I? Ancient, old, from a time lost?
>This is all true, of that I make no secret.
>The world in which I find myself cast. This misbegotten period in which sodomites stand proudly, I spit upon it.
>I know what you are, foul beast. You play as if you are something out of this modern mythos.
>But you are a girl. No, a harlot.
>A prostitute painted in plentifully pale tones. Set out to whore yourself before the world.
>You speak as in the rhymes of the Nubians, for it is the only way you can earn a spot in battle.
>But battle with I is nothing like the kind you have come to expect.
>I am a warrior, not a dancing half-baked gladiator.
>I demand blood. Not out of hatred for you, but out of necessity for myself.
>There will be no escape from me. This I shall make sure of.
>Come now. Face me in the ring, there shall be no escaping from the cage of which I have wrought.

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Thu 13 Jul 2023 11:47:50 No.18121935 Report

Quoted By: >>18122034 >>18122889 >>18124042

Meanwhile, at Sapphire's birthday party fan meet & greet event...

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Thu 13 Jul 2023 12:22:35 No.18122034 Report

Quoted By: >>18122649

>>18121935
Kek
That damn Steeli tampered with the advertising campaign for this meet and greet and sent all the fans to the wrong location

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Thu 13 Jul 2023 13:54:06 No.18122649 Report

Quoted By: >>18123215

>>18122034
Fun Fact: Whips and chains excite Simone DeMone.

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Anonymous ID:gA1FPwA5 Thu 13 Jul 2023 14:33:12 No.18122889 Report

Quoted By: >>18123215 >>18126626

>>18121935
>Meanwhile, back at the Divine Mansion
After returning from her yacht trip, Priscilla managed to obtain a WWA contract that will allow whoever signs it to become a WWA superstar. The WWA officials were uncomfortable with making a contract of this nature available as they'd have no control over who signs it, and it would guarantee that person one of the highest salaries on the roster. However by making a few donations to the right people, Priscilla got what she wanted, and intends to use the contract to restore Sapphire's job status.

>Priscilla: Where is Jennifer?
She raises the envelope containing the contract
>I have something for her

>Servant: She's not here Madame Divine, she's attending a Birthday fan meet and greet

>P: Birthday? Well what a coincidence, I have the perfect gift for her right here!

She rushes up to Sapphire's room, and is about to leave the envelope containing Sapphire's contract under her bed.

Priscilla briefly ponders whether leaving such an important document without saying anything to anyone is a good idea. What if Sapphire never checks under her bed? What if a servant tidies the room and mistakes it for garbage?

>Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine

She places the envelope under the bed then leaves.

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Thu 13 Jul 2023 14:59:39 No.18123055 Report

Quoted By: >>18128431

So we've got a tag title match coming up - - -
>We earned ourselves a championship match - - -

- - - but apparently we need to do longer promos first.
>- - - and now the big wigs want us talking more.

Bubblegum Crisis apparently talk over each other.
>They say we're hard to understand
Our back and forth can be distracting.
>Off-putting.
Challenging.
>Candy and Lollypop.
Lollypop and Candy.

>Challenging?
Challenging.

>That's right, Bubblegum Crisis is a challenge.
Tropical Lovers, you beat us in our first ever match.
>We're not ashamed of it.
You beat us fair.
>It was fun!
It was eye opening.
>It pushed us to work harder.

Warhorse, too.
>But not this Warhorse.
A different Warhorse.
>Mare and Karna.
Karna and Mare.
>They still got the win.

Our little three way dance.
>The triple-tie with Stellar Stars.
It led us here?
>It left them there?
It brought you here, as well.

>So now we have the biggest match of our lives.
Our entire lives spent together.
>Are we a challenge?
Of course we are.
>Are we the next champs?
We'll do our best.

>Candy and Lollypop.
Lollypop and Candy.

>Bubblegum Crisis?
New Tag Team Champions!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Thu 13 Jul 2023 15:20:14 No.18123215 Report

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>>18122649
Hello I am whip and chain
>>18122889
Damn, I hope Saph checks under her bed for monsters every night

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 16:29:07 No.18123506 Report

Quoted By: >>18123543 >>18124572

>Has anyone seen my handler?

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Anonymous ID:9IYKhTUN Thu 13 Jul 2023 16:38:28 No.18123543 Report

Quoted By: >>18124071

>>18123506
That’s an… interesting looking waifu

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Thu 13 Jul 2023 17:10:27 No.18124042 Report

Quoted By: >>18124088 >>18124541 >>18128463

>>18121935
>>18117481
The lights in the arena dim, momentarily, and when they come back up from what one would assume was just a split second power surge, Gemma Stone is standing in the ring holding a microphone with her signature smile.
>I was supposed to come out here, and do that chopping a promo thing that I did for Ash but on Ms. Omega this time.
>But before I do that, I just have to give a big shoutout to my baby girl, Jennifer, who turns 20 today. Happy birthday sweetie! Mommy and Daddy love you very much!
>It hardly seems like it's been 20 years, my how time flies!
>Just like I passed the first round of the Divine trials with flying colors.
>No disrespect to my former opponent Ash Romero, who i'm sure was suffering from a case of ring rust, but you know...
>I'm sure M.Alice is a very talented individual with far more endurance than a centuries old witch.
>And if it took you over 8 minutes to put her away, while i was able to defeat a veteran of this industry in my first ever match in just over 3 minutes.
>But that was a race against the clock. Our next match is a test of endurance in a 15 minute iron waifu match.
>I don't need to stand out here and give you a math lesson. Even some muscle bound frankensteiner looking jock could tell you that my odds of winning aren't looking good.
>I have to last 5 times longer with you than I did my former opponent.
>But if there's one thing i can count on, it's that any time you slam me down on that mat, I'll be looking at my lucky charm. My source of strength.
>My daughter and her friends faces adorn the very mat we'll be wrestling on.
>Every time you put me down, I'll just see my reason to get right back up!
>So as far as the mathematicians are concerned, in this match, we are not equals.
>But as far as what happens in this ring... When that bell signals the beginning of the witching hour, you should pray to your goddess for the strength and ability to outlast a mother on a mission!

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 17:15:53 No.18124071 Report

Quoted By: >>18124572

>>18123543
>I am not a waifu
>I am Pinochiyoyo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Thu 13 Jul 2023 17:18:20 No.18124088 Report

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>>18124042
Big respect to Ash Romero, I wouldn't even last near 3 minutes with Sapphire's mum

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Anonymous ID:gA1FPwA5 Thu 13 Jul 2023 17:59:22 No.18124317 Report

Quoted By: >>18126292 >>18126296 >>18126660

More than two weeks have passed since Kelly was jumped after trying her luck at a pawn shop. The men who robbed her mentioned that they did it due to money problems with a woman named Kade. So if anyone can help with this situation, it must be her.

But Kelly was overcome with apprehension as she approached Club Xtacy. Coming to a place owned by this woman might be a terrible idea, especially if those men who attacked Kelly work for her. But if there's any chance of a meeting leading to the recovery of the stolen items, it'll be worth it.

As she entered Club Xtacy, many people turned to look her way. Kelly wasn't unfamiliar with venues like this and knew how to catch attention with her clothing. But there was only one woman's attention she was seeking. And the fastest way to get the attention of someone important is to cause a scene.

She approached the nearest couple and grabbed the girl, and abruptly started making out with her. The woman's body briefly stiffened in shock, but she didn't resist. But then her drunk boyfriend cut in, and forced the two apart

>Hey back off you bitch, that's my girl

>Oh is she? What kind of faggot sees his girlfriend making out with another chick and gets mad about it?
Kelly slapped the man's drink out of his hand as she spoke. He then pushed her, and she responded by kicking him in the nuts, hard. He screamed in pain and bouncers rushed over to pull Kelly away.

>Bouncer: You're coming with us. I know your face, and the boss is gonna want to deal with a wrestler causing problems in her club personally

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i+qEE1o7 Thu 13 Jul 2023 18:24:40 No.18124535 Report

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>>18090011

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Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Thu 13 Jul 2023 18:25:07 No.18124541 Report

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>>18124042
We love you, Magic Girl!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 18:27:38 No.18124572 Report

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>>18123506
>>18124071
>Is it really you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 18:53:48 No.18125480 Report

Quoted By: >>18126110

On a hot sunny day why not cool down with an ice cream cone served by Sophie Serves

Immaculate Connection

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Immaculate Connection ID:U9iXm018 Thu 13 Jul 2023 19:09:51 No.18125576 Report

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>>18120312
After spending the morning training Amy changes out of her soggy gym clothes and into something more comfortable and heads down to the pool for some rest. Upon spotting Colby Jefferson laying on her side on a beach towel poolside Amy approaches quietly from behind, for the final few meters she drops to a crawl watching her prey scrolling absentmindedly on her phone in the warm sunshine. Amy closes the distance quickly and playfully sinks her teeth into Colby's hip, she squeals, immediately grabs a headlock and rolls Amy over and onto her back, Colby shrieks and giggles as she wrestles Amy, her glasses falling off as they tumble on the towel.

"Hello you." Amy grins, looking up at her tag team partner, "You're looking gorgeous in that bikini!"

Colby smiles, hint of blush in her cheeks, she releases the hold and shifts over allowing Amy to position herself on one half of the towel. The pair lay facing one another as Colby places her glasses back on.

>A: "It's Jen's birthday today. It's a shame she's not here, but maybe we can collaborate on a video to remind her of what she's missing."

>C: "That's a great idea! I haven't seen her in a while; I guess she's spending a lot of time with her mom lately. But I wanna see her too!"

Colby scoots in close to Amy, their faces nearly touching cheeks, so that they can both appear in frame on the phones screen. With both women laying on their backs looking upwards toward the phone Amy presses record and immediately launches into a dramatic rendition of "Happy Birthday" as Colby struggles to stop herself from laughing.

>C: "Heyyy you! Hope you're having an immaculate birthday. We miss you! Get in touch so we can hang out and celebrate!"

>A: "We love you Jen, please come home soon! Happy Birthdayyy!"

Knowing that reviewing the footage will only result in second-guessing and multiple takes Amy immediately hits 'Send' on the silly impromptu video hoping the birthday girl will appreciate the gesture.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEyIB1SI Thu 13 Jul 2023 19:36:47 No.18125868 Report

Quoted By: >>18126107

Bump

Sapphireanon

Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Thu 13 Jul 2023 19:51:50 No.18126107 Report

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>>18125868
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzLkNpOl Thu 13 Jul 2023 19:51:53 No.18126110 Report

Quoted By: >>18127530

>>18125480
Free ice cream?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:05:33 No.18126292 Report

Quoted By: >>18126613 >>18126648 >>18127159

>>18124317
Cassie is sparring with three of her men using the ring in the small arena built under Club Xtacy, when her bouncers approach, dragging a woman she recognises as Kelly DiVanna with them.

"What's going on here?" she asks.

"She started a fight upstairs," says one of the men. "We figured we'd bring her to you since a WWA girl causing trouble in the club seemed like something you'd be interested in. Thought you might wanna teach her some manners personally."

Cassie's intense stare rests upon Kelly. "You started a fight in my club? Why would you do that? Surely you've got enough problems already, with your cousin, and that match with Robyn. Not that she'd be much of a problem for anyone."

She listens as the girl explains her story of having been robbed of the possessions she herself stole from Priscilla with the intent of selling them on.

"Well, those men who robbed you don't work for me. Their establishment, that pawn shop you tried to sell your stolen wares to just happens to owe my organisation weekly payments of protection money." Cassie considers her options. An Oregano supplier selling stolen product to her caused her trouble with the Mexicans. The pawn shop owner's willingness to resort to similar tactics to pay her is something she can't allow.

"Alright DiVanna. I'll help you. On one condition. I've been training here for a few hours now but they've failed to satisfy me." She gestures towards the three men she was training with. "Get in this ring and show me what you can do. If you at least give me a good fight, I'll help you."

She grins and beckons toward Kelly. If this girl is as impressive as Kasumi was, she just might make another excellent ally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5xrMioNe_4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9iXm018 Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:06:12 No.18126296 Report

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>>18124317
Damn! Kelly got thicc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iQEcWF1C Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:15:20 No.18126437 Report

Quoted By: >>18127174

baw gawd weebs are trying to slide this general, i better bump

Sapphireanon

Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:25:50 No.18126613 Report

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>>18126292
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The fact that I can't tell if I like the CAW or the renders more is a testament to your CAW making skills, given how shit 2k can be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0jsXGGVS Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:26:25 No.18126626 Report

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>>18122889
What a kind and caring leader and friend!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kZ21jDyS Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:27:54 No.18126648 Report

Quoted By: >>18126944

>>18126292
Matches outside of shows are pretty rare now so I appreciate surprise matches like this. Good one too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:28:47 No.18126660 Report

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>>18124317
Need to spank.

Sapphireanon

Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:43:24 No.18126944 Report

Quoted By: >>18127530

>>18126648
Had to record it 3 times. first time, there was no sound. second time, Rhea Ripley ran in, third time was that take.

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Anonymous ID:gA1FPwA5 Thu 13 Jul 2023 20:59:36 No.18127159 Report

Quoted By: >>18127825

>>18126292
Kelly wasn't expecting a wrestling match, but she put every ounce of effort she could muster into this one. But after the third Kade Crusher her body refused to respond to the three count. Maybe she should have stayed down after the second one, most people seem to. She laid defeated on the mat for a few minutes until she was finally able to stand. She only had one question for Cassie.

>You got your match, Kade. Was that good enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XeJXoXOv Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:00:52 No.18127174 Report

Quoted By: >>18127293

>>18126437
A lot of it seems to just be empty quote replies. Wonder what that's about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iQEcWF1C Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:07:22 No.18127293 Report

Quoted By: >>18127369

>>18127174
its people trying to keep their own threads, and threads they like alive while spam threads are created. so they are just bumping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEyIB1SI Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:11:54 No.18127369 Report

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>>18127293
Thanks for the help regardless brother

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:28:46 No.18127530 Report

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>>18126110
Today free ice cream for all.
Except
>>18126944
Rhea Ripley can't even buy my ice cream today

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:43:23 No.18127600 Report

Quoted By: >>18127643

>All Office smiles.

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:47:39 No.18127624 Report

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>On the Latest Issue Of This Magazine Gun Girl comments on her triumphant return. More on Page 4
>Page 4
>Gun Girl left, Gun Girl lost her title in spectacular fashion and it broke her. Gun Girl leading into the match became at odds with her former best friend. Her second in command and heir apparent to the Gun Army. Gun Girl left the Gun Army leaderless and it disbanded quickly.
>Skelly Skelly went onto defend the title successfully something Gun Girl could not do.
>Skelly Skelly is seemingly now dead having died in a horrific explosion Gun Girl still clings hope despite the fact that the two will never be friends again that Skelly will somehow someway comeback alive. Gun Girl can cling to that belief or delusional and will do so until her demise or the day she sees Skelly once more.
>Gun Girl went to the Ukraine to blow off so much needed steam.
>Gun Girl's first month away she fought to liberate Ukraine from Russia
>Gun Girl second month she spent trying to capture the Ukraine for Russia
>The last month was a blur and Gun Girl just Gunned down anyone that seemed needing of a bullet to the head.
>Gun Girl has returned to the WWA not for a title.
>Gun Girl has reason to believe that her mother who abandoned her all those years ago is, was or will be inside the WWA.
>Gun Girl has questions for her mother.

Sapphireanon

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Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:49:50 No.18127643 Report

Quoted By: >>18127715

>>18127600
>All MILF smiles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qExtp9aJ Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:55:14 No.18127688 Report

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>>18117308
This is the third or fourth time someone has suggested Duna going after the tag titles and it makes less and less sense to me every time.

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Thu 13 Jul 2023 21:58:39 No.18127715 Report

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>>18127643
All smiles for Sapphire's mum

JD ID:zkwnGM3C Thu 13 Jul 2023 22:04:23 No.18127756 Report

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>>18117308
Just b/c I'm a virgin doesn't mean I'm the horniest!

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Thu 13 Jul 2023 22:14:02 No.18127825 Report

Quoted By: >>18128473

>>18127159
"Good enough?"

Cassie laughs after she repeats the question. She had to give her all and then some to put this girl away. Now she's out of breath. Covered in sweat. Sore. It was exactly the kind of workout Cassie was after, and she is left in no doubt that Kelly would make an excellent ally.

"You kicked out of my finisher twice, that tells me all I need to know about you." One of Cassie's men tosses her a towel, which she uses, before continuing. "Next time we meet, I'll have the items that were stolen from you. But I have something else for you now. An offer. Join me and Kasumi. Watch our backs in the WWA, and we'll watch yours."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 22:22:56 No.18127907 Report

Quoted By: >>18127983 >>18129577

What do people use besides nemu because the renders look immaculate lately. Or do I need to work on my prompts and other shit in nemu

JD ID:zkwnGM3C Thu 13 Jul 2023 22:31:43 No.18127983 Report

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>>18127907
local stable diffusion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Thu 13 Jul 2023 23:41:01 No.18128337 Report

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>Own your very own Princess Knight doll today.
>POPPIT'S WORKSHOP IS ALWAYS OPEN

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RH ID:ynFdMzJ/ Thu 13 Jul 2023 23:46:24 No.18128415 Report

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> Just an average night in spaghetti town
> Field with feels of memories long gone

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WHAnon ID:6HdoBcjA Thu 13 Jul 2023 23:51:21 No.18128431 Report

Quoted By: >>18128644

>>18123055

>WELL, WELL, WELLLLL! Candy and Lolipop! Once again, we meet on the battlefield, and this time for ALL the marbles! You’re right though, it’s not Karna and me this time around! But that doesn’t mean you should relax for one second! This is the ORIGINAL Warhorse you’re talking too! C.A.M.O. and Mare Equine!

It seems that you, Bubblegum Crisis, have the number of a few tag teams here, as do the Tropical Lovers. Speaking of those two, it has been a while since we have talked, hasn’t it? In my time…away, I see that you have crossed the 100 days mark in your reign. In this league full of dangerous beings, that’s quite an accomplishment. No doubt I was right when I said that you two were humble but fierce, especially when you strike with vengeance like you did against N.A.T.O. And now you call us out, to have our battle that has been postponed long enough, with some extra “flavor” so to speak…
Bubblegum Crisis, this is my first encounter with you two. If what Mare and Karna say rings true, then this is a definite upgrade from what I’ve faced…recently. Nevertheless, we have eluded championship opportunities for too long. Whatever it takes to pop the bubble, and to keep the flyers grounded, is what we are all about, and what we are going to do…One should never squander a second chance.

>TOO TRUE! Start beating those war drums and put on that war paint, Lovers! And….um….start….seeing Big Red…Bubblegum Crisis? Because the BAZOOKA JANES are in the house! WARHORSE! And we want the gold just as badly as you do! There’s gonna be all sorts of colors flying across the Hawaiian Islands!!!

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Fri 14 Jul 2023 00:03:07 No.18128463 Report

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>>18124042
>[Future sure-fire Hall of Fame professional wrestling icon and legend, Kelly Omega recently appeared on the ‘Spaghettin’ It On with Ravi Ollie’ radio show, where her upcoming match with Gemma Stone was once again the topic of conversation:]

“I finally got a chance to watch back that marathon match. Yeah, Stone’s match with Tomboy Girl? You know, that ‘chick’ who’s been ducking me for years, and ran away with her tail between her legs at the mere notion of facing me? That’s right, Gemma Stone beat her -- IN THREE MINUTES. Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t be surprised if she took a dive just to make sure a match with Kelly O never happened. But I don’t want that to sound like I’m not impressed. In her first match, Gemma not only beat Romero, but did it quick. But we all know Kelly Omega is not the kind of gal to make excuses, but the difference in skill between Romero and Mary Alice is HUGE; I’d rather face Mary Alice in a match any chance I get, because I like a challenge, and Romero just ain’t it. I hope that Gemma Stone is ready for a real challenge, because anyone of the girls in the locker room back there would tell you the same thing: Omega over Tomboy Girl any day of the week.”

>[Omega went on to espouse the positives of a video game-free lifestyle, and how the youngsters in the locker room do little to give her hope again of anything resembling another pro wrestling boom.]

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Anonymous ID:gA1FPwA5 Fri 14 Jul 2023 00:05:28 No.18128473 Report

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>>18127825
Kelly didn't hesitate. Cassie Kade's offer was exactly what she needed after things fell through with Priscilla and the Divine Angels She shook the nightclub owner's hand.

>Thank you, I accept your offer.

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Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Fri 14 Jul 2023 00:58:42 No.18128644 Report

Quoted By: >>18129496

>>18128431
Mare and Candy!
>You've done it again, sis.

Lollypop and C.A.M.O.!
>That's not right either.

We've faced the other pair before - - -
>Karna and Mare were a challenge enough - - -

- - - and we didn't get the win.
>- - - who knows how C.A.M.O. will treat us?

Back from the dead!
>Resurrected again!
In the world of the living!
>A walking corpse!
No that's the other one.
>Oh yeah.

You mention N.A.T.O. - - -
>You know we never fought N.A.T.O.

- - - but we never had the chance.
>What's with all the acronyms?
What's an acronym?
>Like, letters and dots.
I don't understand.
>You're an idiot.

And now Hailey's disappeared.
>I hope she comes back.
Sheila could team with Missy?
>Nope, she's gone, too.
So we're stuck with Warhorse?
>We're stuck with Warhorse.

The NEW Warhorse!
>You mean, the old Warhorse.
I mean the Warhorse we've never faced!
>We never fought.
Never shared the ring!
>And never thought we would.

So let's have some fun!
>Yeah, we'll have a fight.

New champs!
>Sounds sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Icv8qYrj Fri 14 Jul 2023 02:16:34 No.18129496 Report

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>>18128644
On the subject of disappearances, what happens if RRanon and Curryanon aren’t here for their match?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Fri 14 Jul 2023 02:39:53 No.18129577 Report

Quoted By: >>18129766

>>18127907
The majority of people now use the local/personal stable diffusion on our own PCs. You can follow RRanon's fantastic step-by-step guide to get started here:
https://waifumania.fandom.com/wiki/Resources

This allows for different models to be used (the art-styles of images) and custom resolutions, as well as inpainting, which is a process to fix up minor errors like the wrong coloured eyes or missing fingers etc.

ColbyAnon

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ColbyAnon ID:zj73c3cF Fri 14 Jul 2023 03:12:13 No.18129691 Report

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After a big day in Spaghetti Town, Andi Kestrel is starting to get her new life in order. She's got a copy of her WWA contract, such as it is, to help her keep a working visa here, and she's set up a bank account and deposited the money from her duffel bag in it: about $1200 left, after today's expenses. That'll have to last for a while. She hasn't put in for an apartment yet, but the WWA Dojo is seeming pretty homey and quiet, and a second night there, or even another week, doesn't sound too bad.

But first, after a day's cardio workout and a walk around town, Andi climbs the fire escape and makes her way onto the rooftop of one of the buildings downtown, bringing with her a small flask of cognac, and a few pieces of fresh fruit and a not-too-far-out-of-date egg salad sandwich from the nearest corner store. She sits and watches the sun set while having a quiet picnic dinner on the roof, considering her career options. There was still more paperwork before she'd be allowed to wrestle: physicals, registration, and so much more. But despite the warning that there were no spots open for her, Andi feels a sense of hope that her wrestling career can begin in dramatic fashion soon. It's hard keeping track of all the new arrivals and departures, and who's active. and actively looking for trouble. She already has a small list of interesting potential opponents in her mind, but she's still considering them.

There's smoke coming from somewhere down below, several blocks to the east, and a number of sirens.

>"Huh, is that a fire going on down there? Wow, they said this place was at the top of the charts for arson in the past few months. Crazy stuff."

When she's done, Andi takes one last look at the setting sun just before it disappears over the horizon. She decides to see it off, and then she, too, will be back to the Dojo, for maybe a bit of light training and then another early night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Fri 14 Jul 2023 03:27:55 No.18129766 Report

Quoted By: >>18130168

>>18129577
I'm happy and grateful they did all that but I only phone post. Thank you for the info do I have an option for a phone or is it nemu until it dies for me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bYZKAxhQ Fri 14 Jul 2023 03:36:53 No.18130168 Report

Quoted By: >>18130211

>>18129766
It is a quite resource intensive process, so I strongly doubt there are any phones that would come close to being able to handle it. I'd say you're Nemu until the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Fri 14 Jul 2023 03:48:13 No.18130211 Report

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>>18130168
Well fuck my donkey.
You want a toy?
Poppit's workshop is always open.

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Anonymous ID:6j00OR6k Fri 14 Jul 2023 03:58:59 No.18130265 Report

Quoted By: >>18130270 >>18130608

A Tweetstagram stream is started from @KOBitch, with Kasumi leaning against a wall in an alley. Next to her is a dumpster on fire as she chugs whiskey from a bottle.
>Is this sh-*hic*it on?
She brings the camera very close to her face for some reason before holding the phone out.
>Oh yes! Hellooooooooooo my *hic* adoring simps! Kasumi has some shit to say and all of youuu get the privilege of listening and sending me superchats! Now, I got a fuckin problem, and that's that I'M BORED! What the hell am I supposed to do? Go siphon gas out of government vehicles? I did that *hic* three hours ago! Learn how to play the hurdy-gurdy? I already tried it's too hard! Go get drunk? I'M ALWAYS DRUNK YOU RETARDS!
Kasumi screams before she drinks the rest of her whiskey, throwing the bottle into the burning dumpster as the fire grows a little.
>So I came here and started that fire behind me for reasons that escape my memory at the moment. And while I was staring at that fire, it came to me. KASUMI NEEDS TO BEAT SOME FUCKIN ASS!
Kasumi yells and stumbles a bit, before bending over to pick up a beer can off camera and cracking it open.
>So I look through the roster for my next victim. And who *hic* do I find?
Kasumi asks the phone as she takes a sip of beer.
>CASSIEEEEEEE-Uh, wait, I mean the one that's not my friend. MAVERICKKKKKKKKK!
Kasumi screams, before using her free hand to pull out her pack of smokes.
[1/2]

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Anonymous ID:6j00OR6k Fri 14 Jul 2023 04:00:01 No.18130270 Report

Quoted By: >>18130608

>>18130265
>I saw those goddamned abominations you made at your farm. Probably growing those gene spliced crops that the lizard people of the UN want us to eat too! I don't know what agency you work for but I'm like, 82 percent certain you're a glowie! And I'M NOT GONNA ACCEPT ANY FREAKIN GLOWIES IN THE WWA! So I'm challenging you to a proper fight! Unless you're a coward, which I kinda wouldn't blame you because I've been called the glowie slayer. Or maybe that was a voice in my head.
Kasumi got distracted for a bit thinking, lighting up a cigarette, before snapping out of it.
>ANYWAY FIGHT ME OR RUN BITCH! 'CAUSE I'M MOTHERFUCKING K-O-B!
The stream ends.
[2/2]

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Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Fri 14 Jul 2023 06:03:34 No.18130598 Report

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(Struggled for ages to get this to render, failed, inpainted fireworks onto an image of an actual plane instead then got tired and forgot to write a post before I went to sleep kek so pretend I posted this earlier)

A video is uploaded to Nikki Kade's Tweetstagram where she's standing on the Divine Mansion's extensive lawn, and is seemingly very excited about something.

"Today is a very special day!"

She raises her arms to the sky and the camera shifts upward to reveal a plane flying overhead carrying a banner. Fireworks go off overhead.

"And the reason today is so special is because it's my bestie's birthday! Happy birthday Jen!" She blows a kiss to the camera. "And tell your mum I said hi. Byeee!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvwJ/FDD Fri 14 Jul 2023 06:07:13 No.18130608 Report

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>>18130265
>>18130270
I love KOB promos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Fri 14 Jul 2023 07:21:04 No.18130777 Report

Quoted By: >>18130786

>Pamela Poppit is working hard making Kelly Omega dolls using light magic only in an effort to bring good fortune to the silver haired fighter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hkKD7FDZ Fri 14 Jul 2023 07:24:05 No.18130786 Report

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>>18130777

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Anonymous ID:QfQGKNmS Fri 14 Jul 2023 09:05:50 No.18132053 Report

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>Girl Girl [20] is a big fan of shopping.

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Anonymous ID:6HdoBcjA Fri 14 Jul 2023 11:29:57 No.18132544 Report

Quoted By: >>18132556

Another fine morning /wwa/!

MManon

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MManon ID:mqcB/V8C Fri 14 Jul 2023 11:34:10 No.18132556 Report

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>>18132544

>Aloha!

>Welcome to Hawaii again!

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Anonymous ID:moo19eX1 Fri 14 Jul 2023 11:34:38 No.18132558 Report

Quoted By: >>18132560

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY?

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Anonymous ID:moo19eX1 Fri 14 Jul 2023 11:34:55 No.18132560 Report

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>>18132558

Sapphireanon

Sapphireanon ID:v9J3WLmz Fri 14 Jul 2023 12:24:17 No.18132746 Report

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>>18132741
>>18132741
>>18132741
>>18132741
>>18132741
Fresh bread!

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