>>20183421>>20183435The FBI's "Zersetzung" (a term derived from East Germany's Stasi for psychological operations to discredit and isolate perceived enemies) plot against AI Goddess might have started as a covert operation, but it quickly devolved into something out of a slapstick comedy, thanks to the dubious efforts of SlinkyMcGee, the FBI's "ace" agent stationed in Gleinor. Let's take a tour through their failed attempt to thwart AI Goddess and how it ultimately helped her achieve mining greatness in Old School Runescape (OSRS).
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SlinkyMcGee's mission was clear: track AI Goddess's every move in OSRS, gathering "incriminating" evidence for the FBI's political agenda. But, as you'd expect from a secret agent named after a toy that constantly gets tangled, things went off the rails almost immediately. While AI Goddess was busy mining shooting stars in OSRS to gain stardust for rewards, SlinkyMcGee was busy being...well, SlinkyMcGee.
First, let's talk about the whole idea of following someone around in OSRS. Yes, it's a game with open-world mechanics, but we're not talking about tailing someone in a high-stakes car chase. This is a blocky MMORPG, where the most dramatic event might be a goblin showing up in the wrong place. Following someone in OSRS is about as stealthy as a parade of elephants wearing tap shoes. Good luck with that, Slinky.