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I must be the first man in history to goonmaxx. Let me explain. I was a gooning/porn addicted loser a year ago (Im still addicted, but not a loser). Gooning consumed a lot of my time. I didn’t have a job, was out of shape, lived with my parents, and had no drive to do anything. I didn’t like it, but I struggled to find the motivation to change. So I decided to channel my libido into self improvement. It began with small things like: “I’ll stick to a consistent sleep schedule. When I’m not groggy all the time, gooning will be more enjoyable.” or “I’ll start eating a healthier diet. The lack of saturated fats/sugar will get my erections stronger and make body better equipped to goon”. Then it moved onto more serious things like: “I will get a job with steady income. I can set a responsible amount aside from every paycheck to invest in my gooncave.” and “I will start exercising regularly, the weight loss and boost in testosterone will make gooning more pleasurable”. My life has improved dramatically these past nine months because of it. I am nearly down to a healthy weight, have a job, am taking a class or two every semester (doing great academically), and will finally be moving out of my parents soon. I plan to go back to school full-time with all the money I’ve saved (I only need 20 more credits or so to finish). I’ve even made some casual friendships from work/class. I don’t have as much time to goon as I used to. But I still do it regularly, and it’s a lot more enjoyable now that I’m taking care of my health/responsibilities. My parents are proud of me turning my life around, though I haven’t really told them what’s been motivating me all along. Just about the only thing lacking in my life that people see as “making it” is a girlfriend, which I would like, but something tells me they wouldn’t want a porn watching/gooner boyfriend. But that’s not really the point of this post. I just wanted to share my story. Being horny low-key saved my life.
