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Anonymous ID:q7vDGuTC Sun 12 Apr 2020 00:26:12 No.10064666 View View Reply Original Report

true flag of /bant/

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Anonymous ID:3WE6v+Mg Sun 12 Apr 2020 00:26:26 No.10064667 Report

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ok satan

Just here for teh lulz

Just here for teh lulz ID:fshkOzwa Sun 12 Apr 2020 00:30:27 No.10064686 Report

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>>10064666

Hi Satan

Literally my dextop my worship

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Anonymous ID:zik1+eE8 Sun 12 Apr 2020 03:18:13 No.10066442 Report

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>>10064666
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Sometimes you have to get rid of everything

Does our civilization not show excessive hyperspecialization [...]? Does its military potential not resemble the enormous jaws and carapaces of Mesozoic reptiles, whose abilities in many other areas were so limited that they eventually determined their fate?

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there`s no air pressure.

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Anonymous ID:8DW7xHPp Sun 12 Apr 2020 04:14:34 No.10067111 Report

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Anonymous ID:oUJslhpN Sun 12 Apr 2020 04:16:15 No.10067115 Report

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>>10064666
I disagree, satan.

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Anonymous ID:aW3RsH55 Sun 12 Apr 2020 05:10:48 No.10067277 Report

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>>10064666
actually based

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Anonymous ID:qg7/ywm5 Sun 12 Apr 2020 08:02:41 No.10068507 Report

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>>10064666
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For me giving up is way harder than trying.

[...], to accept continued survival at virtually any cost, including the cost of increasing the net amount of extreme suffering in the world, is, I would argue, highly implausible. Beyond that, one can argue that we, for evolutionary reasons, also wildly overestimate the ethical badness of an empty world, and grossly misjudge the value of the absence of sentience. Indeed, on a pure sentiocentric view, such an absence is just as good as deep, dreamless sleep. And what is so bad about that?

This common everyday occurrence composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% dioxide is called a `fart`.

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Anonymous ID:w6GWJtOv Sun 12 Apr 2020 08:32:23 No.10068771 Report

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>>10067111
Objectively better

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Anonymous ID:0P4RdITT Sun 12 Apr 2020 08:36:28 No.10068782 Report

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true queen of /bant/ yunyun

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Anonymous ID:q7vDGuTC Sun 12 Apr 2020 13:12:20 No.10069523 Report

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>>10068782
cringe

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Anonymous ID:jo7kAvpV Sun 12 Apr 2020 13:24:46 No.10069565 Report

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Anonymous ID:REQ50SRt Sun 12 Apr 2020 16:37:21 No.10070213 Report

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>>10064666
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Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.

If you don't notice when your model makes the evidence unlikely, you might as well have no model, and also you might as well have no evidence; no brain and no eyes.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they can be easily confused at a crime scene.

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Anonymous ID:2yHS3V5A Sun 12 Apr 2020 18:35:13 No.10071825 Report

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>>10064666
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We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it.

Paradoxically, our sense of continuity comes from our marvelous insensitivity to most kinds of changes rather than from any genuine perceptiveness. Existence seems continuous to us not because we continually experience what is happening in the present, but because we hold to our memories of how things were in the recent past. Without those short-term memories, all would seem entirely new at every instant, and we would have no sense at all of continuity or, for that matter, of existence.

Weatherman Willard Scott was the first original Ronald McDonald.

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Anonymous ID:uH1wZkjV Sun 12 Apr 2020 18:36:48 No.10071829 Report

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>>10071825
eww, a pedo

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Anonymous ID:37+zi/Mq Sun 12 Apr 2020 18:53:33 No.10071891 Report

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The one true flag of /bant/

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Anonymous ID:JcEJNSgo Sun 12 Apr 2020 21:19:28 No.10072733 Report

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>>10064666
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My greatest award is what I'm about to do.

Procrastinating is a vice when it comes to productivity, but it can be a virtue for creativity.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

Boлк

Boлк ID:0eGt0pE4 Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:15:58 No.10073033 Report

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Boлк.

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Anonymous ID:q7vDGuTC Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:28:29 No.10074556 Report

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>>10071891
wrong, go back to *rg*nt*n*

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Boлк ID:0eGt0pE4 Sun 12 Apr 2020 23:38:03 No.10074613 Report

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>>10074556

correct, you may stay

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Anonymous ID:3kyLkcHg Mon 13 Apr 2020 01:32:23 No.10075117 Report

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>>10064666
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Sometimes you have to get rid of everything

AI researchers have devoted little effort to passing the Turing Test, believing that it is more important to study the underlying principles of intelligence than to duplicate an exemplar. The quest for "artificial flight" succeeded when the Wright brothers and others stopped imitating birds and started using wind tunnels and learning about aerodynamics. Aeronautical engineering texts do not define the goal of their field as making "machines that fly so exactly like pigeons that they can fool even other pigeons."

Between 25% and 33% of the population sneeze when exposed to light.

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Anonymous ID:YikxxxTv Mon 13 Apr 2020 03:09:27 No.10077066 Report

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>>10064666
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If I got any cooler I would freeze to death

The very fact that a religious person would be afraid of God withdrawing Its threat to punish them for committing murder, shows that they have a revulsion of murder which is independent of whether God punishes murder or not. If they had no sense that murder was wrong independently of divine retribution, the prospect of God not punishing murder would be no more existentially horrifying than the prospect of God not punishing sneezing.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.

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Anonymous ID:kDN/meWo Mon 13 Apr 2020 03:09:52 No.10077071 Report

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Anonymous ID:yZiUeE8l Mon 13 Apr 2020 06:31:44 No.10077549 Report

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>>10064666
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Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?

We are all flawed and creatures of our times.

Golf courses cover 4% of North America.

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Anonymous ID:0P4RdITT Mon 13 Apr 2020 06:35:39 No.10077556 Report

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>>10069523
No

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Anonymous ID:4gL7FSUv Mon 13 Apr 2020 10:02:53 No.10078295 Report

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People only get jealous when they care.

[T]he pain-pleasure axis discloses the world's inbuilt metric of (dis)value, and that acting unethically ultimately is a function of ignorance – ignorance, I would add, about what others feel, and about our not being fundamentally different from others.

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

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Anonymous ID:r9IeeFmY Mon 13 Apr 2020 12:41:28 No.10078626 Report

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>>10064666
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We came into a broken world. And we're the cleanup crew.

[...] to say that "mathematics describes the physical world miraculously well" is akin to claiming that "words describe the world around us miraculously well".

Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg`s Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.

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Anonymous ID:w+YVY6gm Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:06:15 No.10079387 Report

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People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? Cause think of all the people that you will please if you try.

A wise man [...] proportions his belief to the evidence.

In the 1980`s American migraines increased by 60%.

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Anonymous ID:AISPYyO5 Mon 13 Apr 2020 15:17:31 No.10079438 Report

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>>10064666
Shouldn't it just be a trash can with /pol/ being thrown into it?

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Anonymous ID:7K14b2OL Mon 13 Apr 2020 17:07:53 No.10079889 Report

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>>10064666
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Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

[G]reater intelligence brings a greater cognitive capacity for empathy - and potentially an extended circle of compassion. Maybe our superintelligent/superempathetic descendants will view non-human animal abuse as no less abhorrent than we view child abuse: a terrible perversion.

Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

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Anonymous ID:1zzdL8Rs Mon 13 Apr 2020 19:53:43 No.10080426 Report

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If I got any cooler I would freeze to death

[...] some of the reasons why so many people who have greatness within their grasp don't succeed are: they don't work on important problems, they don't become emotionally involved, they don't try and change what is difficult to some other situation which is easily done but is still important, and they keep giving themselves alibis why they don't. They keep saying that it is a matter of luck.

Between 2 and 3 jockeys are killed each year in horse racing.

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Anonymous ID:SrCIFx+M Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:21:30 No.10080543 Report

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I care. I care about everything. Sometimes not giving a f#%k is caring the most.

When a word poses a problem, the simplest solution is to eliminate the word and its synonyms.

The crack of a whip is actually a tiny sonic boom, since the tip breaks the sound barrier.

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Anonymous ID:gjvRoLi6 Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:42:03 No.10080679 Report

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>>10064666
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Let's be like water

[W]hat special competence does a priest, rabbi, or imam have to judge the ethical implications of embryonic stem-cell research, family planning, or preventative war? The truth is that a person’s knowledge of a scriptural tradition is no more relevant to ethics than it is to astronomy.

Nearly 80% of all animals on earth have six legs.

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Anonymous ID:aDvGgcaW Mon 13 Apr 2020 20:43:23 No.10080691 Report

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eww, a pedo

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Anonymous ID:lnhR/FHh Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:00:04 No.10081682 Report

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>>10064666
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I'm the best

Your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality[.]

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S that there are real ones.

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Anonymous ID:hloYgClP Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:10:29 No.10081821 Report

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The world is our office

[A marketing orientation in evolution] puts courtship at the heart of modern biology, as marketing is at the heart of modern business.

Studies have shown that children laugh an average of 300 times/day and adults 17 times/day, making the average child more optimistic, curious, and creative than the adult.

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Anonymous ID:VK/aTDZ3 Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:28:14 No.10081961 Report

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>>10064666
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One day I'm gon' marry a porn star

If no thought
your mind does visit,
make your speech
not too explicit.

There are 1 million ants for every human in the world.

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Anonymous ID:+IUhZ0pk Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:45:01 No.10082099 Report

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>>10064666
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Keep squares out yo circle

How many religious people would retain their belief in God, if they could accurately visualize that hypothetical world in which there was no God and they themselves have become atheists?

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year`s supply of footballs.

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Anonymous ID:w6GWJtOv Mon 13 Apr 2020 21:45:38 No.10082102 Report

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>>10082099
Kys pedo scum.

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Anonymous ID:9TO4rdme Mon 13 Apr 2020 23:34:20 No.10083759 Report

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Only free thinkers

My piece of advice to give to new vegans would be to urge them to replace the term ‘owner’ with the term ‘guardian’ when referring to their relationship with their animal companions and other kindred beings. So they may not only not eat them, but that they take a proactive role in changing the existing paradigm that sees and treats other species as no more than mere property, objects, resources, commodities, and things.

The expression `to get fired` comes from long ago Clans that wanted to get rid of unwanted people, so they would burn their houses instead of killing them, creating the term `Got fired`.

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Anonymous ID:xQnM5ozS Tue 14 Apr 2020 01:23:02 No.10084382 Report

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I'm a creative genius

n the case of extreme suffering, one can argue that the word "problem" is a strong contender for most understated euphemism in history.

If done perfectly, a rubix cube combination can be solved in 17 turns.

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Anonymous ID:S07sYhiQ Tue 14 Apr 2020 02:24:43 No.10084665 Report

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I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex

[...] choosing the genetic make-up of your child may soon become the badge of responsible parenthood - as distinct from throwing the genetic dice and hoping they roll the right way, as now.

There are 269 steps to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

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Anonymous ID:049WUBvF Tue 14 Apr 2020 03:48:18 No.10085012 Report

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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

Be curious and care.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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Anonymous ID:e/A8SxWZ Tue 14 Apr 2020 04:30:22 No.10085223 Report

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You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing.

Making "alleviating the most suffering" the new "most championships won" or "most records sold" would no doubt constitute an enormous step of moral progress.

Conception occurs most in the month of December.

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Anonymous ID:eF01Sa6h Tue 14 Apr 2020 07:24:52 No.10085702 Report

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I leave my emojis bart Simpson color

[...] take care of happiness, and the meaning of life takes care of itself.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

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Anonymous ID:cPbsdsxr Tue 14 Apr 2020 09:05:14 No.10086174 Report

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>>10064666
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I leave my emojis bart Simpson color

The real material world, if it exists, may be just pure randomness, being all that we perceive the result of our configuration as interpreters.

The world`s record for keeping a Lifesaver in the mouth with the hole intact is 7 hrs 10 min.

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Anonymous ID:yvUPWUpe Tue 14 Apr 2020 09:11:46 No.10086296 Report

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I still think I am the greatest.

Informed consent prior to taking psychedelics is biologically impossible.

If a rooster can`t fully extend its neck, it can`t crow.

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Anonymous ID:fjgOBM7q Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:49:30 No.10086931 Report

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I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!

Philosophy in the guise of science can lead practising scientists astray.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1"encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

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