spaceman here
first off you might be thinking hey didnt this nigger die
yes i did
i tried to copy coconuts fame but yonkers punched a hole in the window took a glass shard out and stuck it in my fucking neck
what a way to die
at least he didnt have his way with me when i was alive
and i hope not after i died
i dont know what he did with a broken open window after that but i heard rumours
but that means i got to go to nigger heaven
its like regular heaven but the standards of entry are lower
there are lots of stolen iphones up here but nobody pays the bills so the numbers dont work
lucky we can reach starbucks wifi most days so us dead niggers can post down to you guys
we cant post on reddit or twitter because they make you verify a cell number and we aint got one but 4chan is anonymous so its fine
anyway im here to tell you about how we getting on up here
its pretty good but its winter at the moment
fuck knows why
maybe nigger heaven is above australia or sth
it doesnt matter what matters is there are a lot of snowball fights at the moment
do australia have snow in winter i dont know
maybe new zealand
the point is we have a fun old time
sometimes we drive past 2 pac and all throw snowballs together
or we hit trayvon and make him drop his skittles
its great fun and everyone has a good time
but one day i got hit in the side of the face real hard
bowled me clean over must have been a powerful snowball throw
i got up and wiped my face but it was covered in shit
thats right
fucking yonkers
i didnt think a pedozoo would be allowed in but here he is
and now he is continuing his revenge
i heard he is still posting to you too
tell him from me that he a pedozoo diapershit if you see him
have fun with your board i have to go back to being dead
got snowballs to throw