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>>11764263
So a lion and a giraffe walk into a bar.
Giraffe gets piss drunk, passes out
Lion goes to pay the tab and leave.
Barkeep says "oi, you can't leave that lyin' there!"
Lion says:
"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 20:58:36 No.11764278 Report

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>>11764263
True if big.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 20:59:24 No.11764279 Report

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING HOLY SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 20:59:31 No.11764280 Report

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>>11764265
>>11764272
4250 Cheyenne Mountain Zoo Rd, Colorado Springs, CO 80906

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:00:06 No.11764281 Report

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>>11764268
BS

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:00:32 No.11764282 Report

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>>11764273
I SEE BIRDS MORE THAN BEARS DISAPOINTING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:00:53 No.11764283 Report

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>>11764263
(((chayenne mountain)))
This zoo is there to mask some glownigger activity, typical just like Denver, Aspen and other Mil underground bases.

Literally a fake zoo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:01:40 No.11764284 Report

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>>11764278
big if i'm retarded

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:01:48 No.11764285 Report

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>>11764264
>(You)
i never realized i wanted to actually know this
very pic related

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:02:13 No.11764286 Report

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>>11764263
A GIRAFFE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:02:59 No.11764287 Report

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>>11764263
What are you sliding?

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:04:30 No.11764288 Report

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>>11764287
>IMPLYING WHOLESOME CURRENT EVENTS ARE BAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:06:50 No.11764289 Report

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>>11764288
Its off topic, so it's safe to assume slide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:09:25 No.11764290 Report

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>>11764289
THIS IS CURRENT EVENTS.

YOU AE OFF TOPIC ITT

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:10:42 No.11764291 Report

Quoted By: >>11764293 >>11764294 >>11764299

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:14:07 No.11764292 Report

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>>11764285

dudes gonna wake up with a sore neck..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:15:32 No.11764293 Report

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>>11764291
A giraffe is similar to a Camel, right?!
How hard would it be to break one and build a saddle for giraffe jousting?
Can we crusade in these next time, lads? It would be a laugh.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:15:35 No.11764294 Report

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>>11764291
WHO IS THE KING NOW BITCH

LION BTFO

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:16:26 No.11764295 Report

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master race coming through

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:17:17 No.11764296 Report

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>>11764263

OH SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:20:45 No.11764297 Report

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>>11764270
there is A 3RD CAM?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:23:31 No.11764298 Report

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>>11764290
No?

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:24:35 No.11764299 Report

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>>11764291
>WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU JUST FUCKED UP

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:25:41 No.11764300 Report

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:25:44 No.11764301 Report

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>>11764263
is that a dead giraffe in the background of the second link (Cam1)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:26:32 No.11764302 Report

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>>11764263
>the chud that cried happening

Someday there will be a happening and the poor chud will cry out with desperation, but alas no one will listen, but will say, “that chud has fooled us many times; never again”. And the chud will be left alone wondering if the happening even happened because no one even reacted.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:26:42 No.11764303 Report

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>>11764263
Happeningfags deserve to be permanently banned from this board. You faggots have ruined this place.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:27:07 No.11764304 Report

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>>11764298
YES, JUST STATING THE FACTS

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:27:30 No.11764305 Report

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Based and giraffepilled
Jannies BTFO eternally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:27:32 No.11764306 Report

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>>11764265
Colorado springs. I been there. Comfy and only whites visit the zoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:28:24 No.11764307 Report

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>>11764303
>you faggots ruined this place
Okay but you will never be a woman.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:28:41 No.11764308 Report

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AHHHH THAT GIRAFFE JUST TRIED TO EAT THAT KIDS HEAD DID YOU SEE THAT

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:29:23 No.11764309 Report

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>>11764299
fucking kek, reminds me of pic related

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:29:26 No.11764310 Report

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THERE IS A DEAD GIRAFFE IN 2ND CAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:31:17 No.11764311 Report

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>>11764263
I swear to god if I see one more thread full of FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTS Screaming “HURRRR IDS HABBENING” I am going to fucking lose. my. shit.

Every fucking day 24/7 for literally years you faggots say it’s happening. Have you ever been right? No. You’ve been wrong again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. Do you enjoy doing activities that make you look retarded? Do you enjoy never being right? What could possibly inspire a person to spend their life misanalyzing LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD and screaming that something is going to happen? Why do you enjoy this? How fucking retarded/autistic/sociopathic and generally fucking WEIRD do you have to be??

Literally unironically you’d do the entire species a considerable favor if you offed yourselves. I fucking beg you.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:31:20 No.11764312 Report

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HOLY SHIT THEY ARE DOING IT LONGSHANK REDEMPTION IS HAPPENING

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:32:26 No.11764313 Report

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Q predicted this

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:32:36 No.11764314 Report

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>>11764263
Beware the giraffes...

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:32:45 No.11764315 Report

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THEYRE FREE THEYRE FREE

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:33:00 No.11764316 Report

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>>11764293
>2023 AD
>raid on Turkey
>5000 /pol/ fags have stolen Giraffes from their local zoo
>I am going to form a team
>Team assembled at Greek border
>5000 autists scream "THIS IS SPARTA" as they descend upon Turkish towns
>20 foot long spears in hand
>Turks shoot giraffes in the chest
>fat /pol/tards fall, breaking bones
>war lost
>faggots with Jihad memeflags mock us on /pol/

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:34:52 No.11764317 Report

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>>11764315
THE GIRAFFES AREN'T WEARING MASKS OR SOCIALLY DISTANCING!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:35:01 No.11764318 Report

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the fucking drawbridge lmao giraffes are fucking awesome

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:35:17 No.11764319 Report

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>>11764315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIiIxck8OoU

CAM THREE HAPPENING NOW

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:35:51 No.11764320 Report

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Good fucking happening lads.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:36:27 No.11764321 Report

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>>11764319
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:37:19 No.11764322 Report

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>>11764317
FINE THEM 10 BANANAS AND THROW THEM IN JAIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:37:55 No.11764323 Report

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Is this a meeting place or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:38:06 No.11764324 Report

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>>11764277
Eggetit. Dad yoke.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:40:26 No.11764325 Report

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>>11764263
Wasn't someone suggesting a giraffe or two in my dream, our dream. How did it spill over so clearly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:41:23 No.11764326 Report

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>>11764263
decent thread,are these threads to trap ip addresses ?

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:41:53 No.11764327 Report

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>>11764324
stolen from 28 Days Later movie. Was a pretty good film in its time.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:44:48 No.11764328 Report

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>>11764311
You got pranked. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:45:02 No.11764329 Report

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>>11764270
>4957857▶>>11764297
>>>11764264
>>11764268
>>11764270
>>11764271
>>11764272
>>11764273
>>>>11764263

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Anonymous Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:47:02 No.11764330 Report

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>>11764299
>THE DARK LORD IS HERE

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Anonymous ID:5daiaw6L Sat 05 Dec 2020 21:48:26 No.11764333 Report

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JANNIGGERS BTFO

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