I want to bear it in my womb, give birth to it, give it a name like Shaun, or Sally, breast feed it, teach it to go potty, and how to talk and how to walk.

I want to give it lots of exersize, and take it to kiddy karate, and kiddy gym, and all my friends will be the white parents of my white baby's white baby friends (I won't let my baby associate with the other races). And we'll drink expensive coffees on play dates, and then I'll take my baby home and give it a bath and tell it a bed time story and tell father all about baby's day.

I wish that were my life.