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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 20:54:34 No.12542222 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12542223 >>12542227 >>12542240 >>12542243 >>12542246 >>12542247 >>12542263 >>12542266 >>12542267 >>12542274 >>12542278

Imagine going to the store for eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 20:56:29 No.12542223 Report

Quoted By: >>12542224 >>12542226

>>12542222
You stupid mart sharters make your eggs have to be refrigerated in the first place

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 20:58:29 No.12542224 Report

Quoted By: >>12542255 >>12542259 >>12542270 >>12542284

>>12542223
Beg your pardon sir
Pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 20:59:50 No.12542225 Report

Quoted By: >>12542230

I pay about 6 cents an egg. Even if I bought my own hens, I could not produce them cheaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 20:59:56 No.12542226 Report

Quoted By: >>12542228 >>12542232 >>12542242 >>12542261

>>12542223
When I lived in Finland, my Finnish gf was utterly mortified that I put my eggs in the fridge, just out of habit.
She also had to teach me how to use a dish drying cabinet.

She also liked anal. I miss that.

Call me, Marja.

Please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:01:41 No.12542227 Report

Quoted By: >>12542229 >>12542238

>>12542222
>Oops looks like your chickens might be spreading Novel Bird Flu 21.
>They'll have to be culled, but here is a coupon for one dozen AA eggs from the grocery store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:03:11 No.12542228 Report

Quoted By: >>12542232

>>12542226
A girl that likes it in the butt is a lot of fun. Sorry anon I know the pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:03:54 No.12542229 Report

Quoted By: >>12542231 >>12542240

>>12542227
>letting random people on to your rural farm land
This doesn't happen, and trespassing is reasonable grounds for someone to shoot you in some states.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:09:49 No.12542230 Report

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>>12542225
You can't reasonably call those pale-yolked, nutrient devoid things eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:10:41 No.12542231 Report

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>>12542229
They will use high altitude drones to find your chickens and low altitude drones to cull them for you. Better train your chickens to hide from drones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:14:06 No.12542232 Report

Quoted By: >>12542233 >>12542234

>>12542226
>Eggs in fridge.
What is wrong with putting eggs in the fridge? Also, what's a dish drying cabinet?

>Still thinks about her.
I hope Marja calls you, Ameribro.

>>12542228
>Girls who like it in the butt is a lot of fun.
Indeed. Now look at pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:18:22 No.12542233 Report

Quoted By: >>12542235 >>12542253

>>12542232
>What is wrong with putting eggs in the fridge?
You don't have to do that with European eggs. In America, the protective coating is scrubbed off but left on in Finland. Bowls of raw eggs sit on the counter.
>what's a dish drying cabinet?
After you wash the dishes, you put them in a cabinet over the sink to dry. Quintessentially Finnish.

Marja will never call. I really fucked it up and I wanted to marry her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:20:34 No.12542234 Report

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>>12542232
Mhmmm one of my best stories was when I was fucking this girl doggystyle I had my thumb in her ass playing around and right before I said can I fuck your ass, she says wanna stick it in my ass?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:26:47 No.12542235 Report

Quoted By: >>12542236 >>12542285

>>12542233
>In America, the protective coating is scrubbed off.
That's interesting.
>Pepe related.

>Marja will never call. I really fucked it up and I wanted to marry her.
I know your pain, except her name was Deidre.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:34:49 No.12542236 Report

Quoted By: >>12542237 >>12542244 >>12542245 >>12542273 >>12542275

>>12542235
I will drink a beer to you, comrade, as I drown the memory of Marja's singing and her smile tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:48:59 No.12542237 Report

Quoted By: >>12542239 >>12542241 >>12542248

>>12542236
Wtf is that webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:51:33 No.12542238 Report

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>>12542227
This actually does happen if you grow your own cotton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:52:29 No.12542239 Report

Quoted By: >>12542254

>>12542237
A meme from /fit/ that actually was turned into a Japanese porn .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:52:29 No.12542240 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542222
Based

>>12542229
t. White trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:52:45 No.12542241 Report

Quoted By: >>12542254

>>12542237
A meme from /fit/ that actually was turned into a Japanese porn .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:53:43 No.12542242 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542226
You fucked up anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:55:26 No.12542243 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542222
>he doesn't store his eggs in his imagination
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:55:56 No.12542244 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542236
>stinky girl brap farmer

based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:56:18 No.12542245 Report

Quoted By: >>12542249 >>12542272

>>12542236

completely cook eggs is fucking disgusting, plus you ruining all the vitamins it might have

completely cook the white if you want but keep the yolk as raw as possible

i been eating 8-14 eggs a day since i was a kid (34yo now) and never had any issue related ot health whatsoever

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:56:39 No.12542246 Report

Quoted By: >>12542257

>>12542222
thats got bird poopies on it you big idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:56:43 No.12542247 Report

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>>12542222
Enjoy your birdshit covered eggs. Were your hens vaccinated against salmonella?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:56:49 No.12542248 Report

Quoted By: >>12542268 >>12542280

>>12542237
A continuation of this hentai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:57:39 No.12542249 Report

Quoted By: >>12542250

>>12542245
i bet you crave cock 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:58:51 No.12542250 Report

Quoted By: >>12542252 >>12542282

>>12542249

my diet is mostly chicken, eggs, milk, cheese, potatoes and some fruits

in that order

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 21:59:48 No.12542251 Report

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I honestly can't tell the difference between fresh and grocery store eggs
but I mostly like scrambled and I put green onions and other stuff in it so that might be a factor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:01:29 No.12542252 Report

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>>12542250
Unfathomably based diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:02:57 No.12542253 Report

Quoted By: >>12542258

>>12542233
Drying cabinent is ofc swedish as finns themselves have pretty much not invented anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:05:24 No.12542254 Report

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>>12542239
>>12542241
uh.. guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:05:32 No.12542255 Report

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>>12542224

bird shit on your counter top, delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:05:37 No.12542256 Report

Quoted By: >>12542265

Every day, I read up into my chicken's vagina and yank out the egg. Then I snap it up into my gullet, chomp down, and let the yolk spill down over my chin and neck. I swallow anything that's still in my mouth, shell and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:05:50 No.12542257 Report

Quoted By: >>12542260

>>12542246
In the first world (not the US) salmonella risk is next to zero

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:06:02 No.12542258 Report

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>>12542253
Maiju Gebhard's father was a Fenno-Swede, but she spoke Finnish.
t. Master's in Finnish Home Economics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:06:37 No.12542259 Report

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>>12542224
is that literally bird poo? digusting

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:06:48 No.12542260 Report

Quoted By: >>12542262

>>12542257
because of a vaccine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:07:52 No.12542261 Report

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>>12542226
Anal is disgusting, and it's for homos. Sorry dude but you're a faggot.
Only coom brain shit fetishizers will disagree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:08:02 No.12542262 Report

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>>12542260
no it's because of the way the eggs are harvested

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:08:38 No.12542263 Report

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>>12542222
Imagine spending thousands of dollars in time and materials to purchase chickees, feed them, water them, home them, and maintain them so you can circlejerk yourself on an anonymous image board over a $2.50 expense every couple of weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:08:41 No.12542264 Report

Quoted By: >>12542269

is it just me or do eggs smell like shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:09:19 No.12542265 Report

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>>12542256
Fuck off snake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:10:13 No.12542266 Report

Quoted By: >>12542271

>>12542222
Take the duck egg pill friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:11:05 No.12542267 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542222
this will ruin the big egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:11:22 No.12542268 Report

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>>12542248
Post the webm. One of the few things that has made me "wat" in a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:12:19 No.12542269 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542264
That's just you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:13:19 No.12542270 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542224
> plastic wrapped corn.

Bro, do you even lift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:14:33 No.12542271 Report

Quoted By: >>12542276

>>12542266
I watch my neighbor's livestock when he's out of town, and get chicken and duck eggs whenever i want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:16:07 No.12542272 Report

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>>12542245
the nutrients lost is minimal and is more so from cooking on too high of heat.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:16:23 No.12542273 Report

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>>12542236
>I will drink a beer to you, comrade.
As shall I raise my glass to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:18:37 No.12542274 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542222
Imagine putting up with yard chickens just to avoid going to the store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:19:00 No.12542275 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542236
its jap porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:19:12 No.12542276 Report

Quoted By: >>12542277 >>12542281

>>12542271
are the eggs actually covered in poo like OPs pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:20:45 No.12542277 Report

Quoted By: >>12542279 >>12542281

>>12542276
my chickens only shit in the nesting box when it's time to change the straw in it. If if done every couple weeks they never do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:20:50 No.12542278 Report

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>>12542222
I eat 15 eggs a day

What am I going to start a fucking chicken farm you twat

When am I meant to feed them and muck them out? Im already at my limit eating all fucking day, blending my meals so I can just swallow them like a baby bird

Imagine being such a manlet that you have time to take out of your eating schedule to clean up bird shit

What is wrong with you, you cant even fuck them, 3/10 pet choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:22:20 No.12542279 Report

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>>12542277
interdasting ty

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:27:19 No.12542280 Report

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>>12542248

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:27:44 No.12542281 Report

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>>12542276
>are the eggs actually covered in poo like OPs pics?
Pretty much like >>12542277 said.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:37:43 No.12542282 Report

Quoted By: >>12542283

>>12542250
>Based and dairypilled diet.
Map related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:39:32 No.12542283 Report

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>>12542282
Despite only being 13% of the American population, African Americans make up 50% of all lactose intolerance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:45:22 No.12542284 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542224
What breed of chicken lays those oblong yellow eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Apr 2021 22:49:22 No.12542285 Report

Quoted By: >>12542429

>>12542235
>I know your pain, except her name was Deidre
Fitting. I think Deidre means sorrow in potato nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9MNEvIs Wed 14 Apr 2021 23:31:45 No.12542429 Report

Quoted By:

>>12542285
>Meaning of Deidre
Yes. I believe her namesake has come to mean sorrow, specifically that of heartbreak.

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