>>13258891>>13258892>>13258896Jesus Christ, you americans are retarded.
>We're always in the papers! That means we're more important than countries like Australia, Belgium and shit!Always being on the news isn't a good sign, buddy.
You know why Australia, Belgium, the Netherlands etc. are never on them? Because they're countries that fucking WORK WELL, instead of starting shit on the whole planet every other day and being plagued by social and economic issues that make you basically a 3rd world country.
After a party, nobody talks about the guy that drank 2 beers, had a good time and went home. Everyone talks about the loud moron that got so drunk he simultaneously shat and puked on himself and then fell from the stairs. And the morning after, that moron is proud of that.
You're that moron, USA.
>Fuk u jelly yuropean! dey talk bout us cause we're de most powerful!Maybe 50 years ago. Now that title belongs to China.
The America of the 21st century is a sad piece of shit with busted economy, busted social systems and a medical system worse than Ruanda.
You have no history, no real literature, no philosophy.
Your deepest spiritual message is: "Get more money and be louder than the others! That's what success is all about!"
Your TV is the shittiest in the world.
Your food is the shittiest in the world.
Your women are the shittiest, most entitled, bitchiest ones in the world.
Your men are the most obnoxious, obtuse, ignorant ones in the world.
In the past decades, your only contribution to this planet was making everything bigger, more toxic and more violent.
And let's not forget that the USA are the country that committed the worst genocide in history (50-80 millions native americans) and the ONLY one to ever use nuclear bombs on another country.
>ur just jell...No. Nobody is jelly of you. We're SICK of you.
You're a cancer that is luckily running its course.
Enjoy your decadence, USA. You won't be missed.
You will, however, be mocked.
