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best bullshitter wins

!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 03:50:48 No.13901692 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13902127 >>13903225 >>13904900

whoever makes up the best lie nobody can discern from thruth wins.
I actually do work at Walmart.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:899b5qvd Thu 25 Nov 2021 03:52:22 No.13901702 Report

Quoted By: >>13901720

If I am real then you are not real.
If you are real then I am not real.
If a third party is real then we are not real.

!!dDeViAtoh4F

!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 03:56:18 No.13901720 Report

Quoted By: >>13901738

>>13901702
my second personality disblelieves your theory.

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 03:58:19 No.13901728 Report

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logic loop
please delete this thread

Normie

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Normie ID:lA9Sk0nI Thu 25 Nov 2021 03:58:56 No.13901731 Report

Quoted By: >>13901741

For the past 7 years I’ve been working for the CIA with the international cyber crime division and wound up in bant off the heels of far right extremism during the kekistani days.
I now spend most of my days casually monitoring anon activity on various boards and report it to the deputy director every month while moonlighting as a resort salesman.
The wondrous thing is this isn’t a lie but you won’t believe me and nobody would believe you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:899b5qvd Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:00:26 No.13901738 Report

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>>13901720
The third law of my existence deems that your second personality is not real.

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:01:05 No.13901741 Report

Quoted By: >>13901917

>>13901731
i wouldn't believe anything you say anyways, that's like believing me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h0hrrO6Q Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:01:36 No.13901742 Report

Quoted By: >>13901836

Thrembo is not real

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:20:16 No.13901836 Report

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>>13901742
thrembology need to exist first, establishing an internationally accepted value for thrembo.

Ashley !!3EcJjRcbM/l

Ashley !!3EcJjRcbM/l ID:zlbE8m6I Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:24:43 No.13901856 Report

Quoted By: >>13901873 >>13901902

I am a real woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hqeoCC5A Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:27:46 No.13901873 Report

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>>13901856

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:31:12 No.13901902 Report

Quoted By: >>13901921

>>13901856
play blacl souls

Normie

Normie ID:kzARld3y Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:33:18 No.13901917 Report

Quoted By: >>13901961

>>13901741
Then I win. I can say anything and it will be a lie to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zlbE8m6I Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:34:00 No.13901921 Report

Quoted By: >>13901961

>>13901902
lol yeaaa

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 04:39:38 No.13901961 Report

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>>13901917
same, plus there's so much more fun to be had, you olny know what you're told about me, and the molten wreckage i leave behind.
>>13901921
blay bork spuus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ar76H3mO Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:18:36 No.13902088 Report

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Everyone can test this. When you drop a coin in water with layer of olive oil on top of it, the coin will float.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:67d+Yet5 Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:23:41 No.13902100 Report

Quoted By: >>13902104 >>13902108

im a virgin

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:26:21 No.13902104 Report

Quoted By: >>13902109

>>13902100
dubs confirm and i believe that tho.

Normie

Normie ID:GkNGqMcI Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:27:47 No.13902108 Report

Quoted By: >>13902118

>>13902100
That's not a lie. It's a fact.

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Anonymous ID:67d+Yet5 Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:27:49 No.13902109 Report

Quoted By: >>13902118

>>13902104
so i won?

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:31:14 No.13902118 Report

Quoted By: >>13902124

>>13902109
nah
I'll just challenge yer status later gay kiwi,. Goin 2 bed.
>>13902108
goodnight gaye

Normie !Big.GaevU6

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:GkNGqMcI Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:33:50 No.13902124 Report

Quoted By: >>13902128

>>13902118
Goodnight creature that haunts my nightmares

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7NHLkgpt Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:34:32 No.13902127 Report

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>>13901692
>I actually do work at Walmart.
I can disprove this

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:35:46 No.13902128 Report

Quoted By: >>13902140

>>13902124
muah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0WBvcS84 Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:37:21 No.13902131 Report

Quoted By: >>13902140

This whole time I only pretended to be a man

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:GkNGqMcI Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:41:08 No.13902140 Report

Quoted By: >>13902148

>>13902128
Disgusting.
I'm taking this thread as my own.
>>13902131
I could believe you. Not a good enough lie.

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:44:14 No.13902148 Report

Quoted By: >>13902152

>>13902140
whatever nerd, I'm already mostly asleep

Normie !Big.GaevU6

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Normie !Big.GaevU6 ID:GkNGqMcI Thu 25 Nov 2021 05:45:10 No.13902152 Report

Quoted By: >>13903193

>>13902148
GO TO SLEEP FUCKER

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Anonymous ID:1zwxX+31 Thu 25 Nov 2021 06:52:02 No.13902367 Report

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We all work at Walmart now.
However I am using that money to fund a copycat reality shifting suicide project that no one can stop as it has been designed by the universe itself and I’m merely a vessel of fated will. I could tell you everything but I already have and I want a cheeseburger.

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:L/R6Qj7o Thu 25 Nov 2021 12:56:05 No.13903193 Report

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>>13902152
ok, now what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z0EdlvSc Thu 25 Nov 2021 13:08:52 No.13903225 Report

Quoted By:

>>13901692
nazis were socialists

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vjwTr47q Thu 25 Nov 2021 13:09:34 No.13903229 Report

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thrembometer was never mentioned

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:3vp1bwIk Thu 25 Nov 2021 13:28:29 No.13903273 Report

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Light acts as a wave when emitted, but light also acts as an electron when measured by a machine.

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Anonymous ID:aZ0o+4h5 Thu 25 Nov 2021 13:33:22 No.13903287 Report

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i have small penis

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Anonymous ID:1zwxX+31 Thu 25 Nov 2021 13:45:53 No.13903317 Report

Quoted By: >>13903346

I am mentally retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0WBvcS84 Thu 25 Nov 2021 13:57:52 No.13903346 Report

Quoted By: >>13903459

>>13903317
You think that's a lie?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WikDYajP Thu 25 Nov 2021 14:03:20 No.13903368 Report

Quoted By:

The holocaust

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1zwxX+31 Thu 25 Nov 2021 14:24:11 No.13903459 Report

Quoted By:

>>13903346
I’m fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N0/0UFv0 Thu 25 Nov 2021 16:29:59 No.13904900 Report

Quoted By:

>>13901692
I love germany

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